Actually Funny Jokes For Adults

Amelia Garcia and Noah Moore, the first main characters gets introduced as enemies as they belong to both rich families who had been rivals for generations. These both are the most powerful and dominant ones who rule the business world. Mateo Williams, the second main character works for Noah but joins in a secret agency which works under Amelia, later gets appointed as her bodyguard because of her parent's sake as they were scared of losing her because Amelia wins a challenge which was given by Noah and he suddenly vanishes somewhere. Amelia falls in love with him but Mateo doesn't care about her feelings at first and then he gets into a secret relationship with her. After getting to know this, Noah searches information about him and reveals to her that he was cheating on her with her sister and concludes that he was in love with her since they first met as enemies. He explains that he behaved like her rival just to protect her from his family who wanted to destroy her so he takes the charge and never tried to kill her. Amelia understands him and they end up together but before they could react for how Mateo betrayed her, he escaped from her.

Gadis cantik nan sederhana, Clarissa Anastasya terpaksa menerima tawaran untuk menikah dari seorang lelaki tua. Musibah yang menimpa sang kakak, membuat Clarissa harus memikul beban seorang diri. Terlebih, sulitnya mencari pekerjaan membuat ia kehilangan akal sehat. Clarissa menyetujui untuk menikah, tidak ada tempat untuk dituju, dan tidak ada pilihan untuk menolak. Bagaimana nasibnya? Pernikahan seperti apa yang menantinya?

Felix, the youngest son of a billionaire, conducted a secret audition, not to look for talents, but to look for a woman who he can marry on paper. His family pressure him that he should get married in order for him to get what he wants. Meanwhile, Marianne needed a huge amount of money for her mother’s hospital bill. After she heard about the auditioned, she didn’t hesitate to apply without knowing it’s true purpose. Will Marianne’s decision change her life forever as she becomes the “Bride for Rent”?

Deal Series #1: Waiting For Patry Kira May Lucas lives alone. She enjoys being single and watching her boyfriends all the time, talking about Korean, Japanese, and Chinese actors. Not until she met one of her friends' brother, Patry Bautista, with oozing handsomeness and ideal guy look-a-like that she read in fiction novels. She thought at first that it won't work because she's 2 years older than him and Patry's a snob, but being that stubborn girl she is…. the unsure romantic story began. Deal Series is a series of novels which talks about the deal that Pashnea's Squad started. It was the deal in which the person inside the squad who will get a lover first will treat the rest whatever they want in an expensive restaurant.

Archer has always known what is expected of him. He accepts to be betrothed to a woman, he doesn't know, for the sake of the kingdom. An alliance between the two kingdoms is needed to fight off the rebels. He goes to great lengths to win the affection of his betrothed. Adalia doesn't want to be an ornament. She wants to be a strong queen, who joins her army in battles. But she is a princess. The only thing expected of her is to be beautiful and reproduce one heir after another. Adalia goes to Archer's kingdom ready to accept her fate. But when she runs into Xander her childhood crush, she commits to marrying him instead of the future King.

"A man from my past shattered my heart into a thousand pieces. I decided from that day on I would never give my heart to a man to be broken again. I know it sounds foolish because I was so young. However, that heartache has affected how I am with men. I am terrified to give my heart away like that again only to have it shattered." Natalia still felt the hurt and betrayal like it was yesterday. "I promise to never break your heart. Give me a chance to prove that I won't hurt you. I've never felt like this for anyone before I met you. I know it's only been two days, but you're all I've thought about since seeing you that first time. Let me erase the pain that's in your heart." Hayden took both her hands in his. --------------------- Natalia Crawford is the top female CEO in the city. She has worked tooth and nail to climb to the top without compromising her morals. She's beautiful with long blonde hair and green eyes. Men want her for her beauty, brains, and money. When she met Hayden Sumner, he was determined to make her his. She agreed he was easy on the eyes, tall with thick black hair and blue eyes, but she had no desire to be in a relationship. After a chance encounter, she ended up opening her heart for a chance at love. People all around them want to see them fail in both love and business. Even as one of them is fighting for their life, it doesn't stop others from trying to bring them down. Will love conquer all, or will everyone who wants to hurt them be successful in tearing them apart?

Only a few people know Regina Martin’s real identity. And to keep it that way, she became a nurse, living a simple life away from the media, unlike her three brothers, who are all famous doctors, and well-known pillars of the community.  Getting away from under her family’s shadow was the first step to independence. On her venture into the unknown, she will meet three men who will try to fight for her attention, and seduce her to fall in love, but there is a secret behind their intent. -=- Hey man, I wrote you this letter to let you know I found her. She is still as stunning as the day we met her, and just as nice. I don’t have a plan right now, but I know you’ll help me with that, right? Wish me luck. I promised to make our wishes come true. We will marry Ginny Albright, and we will make her happy forever.

"One contract. One year. No feelings. Dapat gano’n lang kasimple." - Lucian Villafuerte *** Ysabelle Cruz needed money. Lucian Villafuerte needed a wife. Isang kontrata ang nag-ugnay sa kanila—walang love, walang commitments, at higit sa lahat, may expiration date. Sa loob ng isang taon, magpapanggap silang perfect couple sa harap ng mundo, pero sa likod ng saradong pinto, para silang estranghero. Pero paano kung isang gabi, isang halik, isang yakap ang tuluyang gumulo sa plano? Paano kung ang pusong matagal nang sarado ay matutong umasa… at masaktan? Just when Ysabelle started to believe in their marriage, she discovered the painful truth—she was never meant to stay in his life. Isa lang siyang pawn sa isang mas malaking laro. At sa mundong ginagalawan ni Lucian, love is not enough to save her. When the contract ends, will he fight for her… or will he let her go?

A wife buy girl for her husband to enjoy freely her life “Saan naman? ” tanong ko pabalik. “Nagkakagulo raw sa labas te, may mag-asawa kasing nais bumili ng babae at hindi naman pumapayag si boss” sagot ni Kisha na kinataka ko. WFS which means wife for sale “Te, mukhang ikaw ang bet ng babae” tukso nitong si Kisha sa akin. j I am Carizza Laurise Somorostro, also known as the highest paid wife. The limited edition woman. Ako lang ang may pinaka-konting buyer pero kapag nagkaroon ay sangkatutak na pera naman ang kapalit. I am skilled with everything at mataas ang ratings sa akin. 6 months ang time “My dear, can I buy you? Promise you won’t regret your decision, I can pay, name the amount. I also promise your safety. I’ll hire bodyguards and buy all you want just let me buy you” pakiusap ng babae “Ma’am we can’t really consider what you want. Limited time lang ang service ni Carizza. ” paalala nito sa babae na ngayon ay nanlulumo at mukhang desperada talaga “I’m Georgianna Lanzaderas, the wife of Yhulo Lanzaderas. I’ll ask you again, Mr. Lawrence. Can I get this beautiful maiden right here? ” seryosong tanong niya at ginawaran ako ng tingin. Napalunok si Sir Lawrence at hindi nag-atubiling tumango. “Y-yes miss, Kisha please prepare the contract” natarantang utos ni Sir Lawrence na kinataranta rin ni Kisha. Lahat sila ay hindi mo maipinta ang mga mukha. Lumapit ang babae sa akin. Hindi ko alam anong klaseng mga tao sila at bakit ganito makagalaw mga kasamahan ko. Nagtataka man ay sumabay lang ako, bakit may isang asawa ang gustong bumili ng isang babae magiging asawa ng kung sino man? “My dear Carizza, tinatanggap mo ba ang offer kong bilhin ka? ” tanong ni Mrs. Lanzaderas.

Adam Harun Saguna adalah salah seorang pewaris kerajaan bisnis AS Corp milik keluarga Saguna. Dia ditekan oleh sang ibu untuk segera membawa calon menantu berlatar belakang sederajat dengan keluarga mereka yang berdarah bangsawan. Sebuah tragedi mempertemukan Adam dengan Bianca Savitri. Wanita muda ini tumbuh besar di sebuah panti asuhan. Karena tertarik dengan kepribadiannya, Adam diam-diam setiap hari mengirimkan bunga kepada Bianca dan perlahan jatuh hati kepadanya. Meski dalam dilema, Adam tetap ingin mengejar Bianca yang jelas-jelas tidak memenuhi persyaratan utama sang ibu. Akan tetapi, apakah Bianca akan menerima cinta Adam? Bagaimanakah perjuangan Adam untuk mendapatkan pujaan hatinya?