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TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

Aiden held the cold bottle against his forehead, while Bray rolled it back and forth across his chest, and Conor drunk it quickly. Titus stared at them, still standing, and cut his eyes to me. “Bunch o’ pussies.” “Fuck off,” Aiden replied immediately. “You did half as many push-ups as us. Kept stoppin’ ’cause your lil baby arms couldn’t take the pressure.” “Shut it or my lil baby fist will meet your face, asshole.” I coughed and smiled sweetly when four pairs of eyes snapped to me. “Hi, I’m still here.”

When they were done I sat up and rubbed my temples lightly. “Man, you three sure know how to show a guy a good time.” I cackled, while still rubbing my temples. This caused Kember to laugh out loud. I looked up and smiled at her. I was waiting for Titan to say something witty, but he was silent. I tried to reach out to him. “Titan, bro?” I said, but I was met with silence.

JerkAss grinned, holding up a laugh. "Tan!" "Don't worry child, we've all been through that stage." Sylvia winked at Tan. Eww. By now, JerkAss is laughing, tears strolling down his cheeks. Can I die, like, right now?

“Fucker, I was laughing so hard and running, I’m out of breath because of you. So much for being a werewolf and stupid abilities to run for hours. Lies, those all are lies!” I still was pissed, but seeing him like this, fussing about something so tiny as running and laughing at the same time, I couldn’t help but feel amused. The sound of my laughter echoed throughout the woods as my best friend kept cursing under his breath. “She’s good for you. You seem different. Happy,” Titus suddenly spoke in a severe tone. All amusement had left his features, along with previous struggles of catching his breath.

I leaned up on my elbows and sat on the couch, looking at my friends. "Just posted on I*******m. #S'cute #BestFriendGoalsz #AdorablelikeKittenandPuppiesyaozie #SleepingGoals #TwoHormonalTeenagersFoundCuddlingInHeat #Goals2k20,” Rio muttered, typing furiously on his phone, and so did the others, speaking rubbish. My mind woke up a little. "What? Bitch in the heat?” I snickered, hiding my grin in the fist of my hand. “That sounds like a bad porn title.”

"Oh, trust me, you would definitely care about this one. It's about that new ginger-haired girl. You know what she just did? She literally slapped Julian's lackey straight across the face!" Pfft! Asher suddenly choked violently on his energy drink. The red liquid sprayed out of his mouth as he coughed hard, his chest heaving. He whipped his head around, his eyes wide with absolute shock as he stared at Toby. "What?! Are you fucking sure about that? A human girl slapped him?" Toby grinned even wider, pulling out his smartphone and tapping the screen proudly. "Of course I'm sure! Do you want to see? I even recorded the entire video on my phone. I’m about to post it on the campus forum right no

" I smiled and typed the same response to both of them. Me: "Fighting. Keep strong. You both can do it." But before I hit send, I thought about something and then looked first to make sure there was nobody then I raised my phone to find a very good angle to take a cute picture which I sent along. The responses came flying in a second. Riven: Fuck. You're so cute. You owe me a fucking kiss to heal my brain of this damage. Lucien: (more crying emojis) I'm coming back home. I'm gonna fly out the window.

Of course. The replies were wild. “Lmaoo not her working the late shift.” “This is why I don’t talk to randoms. Embarrassing.” “That hoodie again?? She really needs help.” Clown emojis. Fire emojis. Someone even dropped a popcorn gif like it was a movie. But there were a few decent comments. “Y’all are weird.” “She literally minds her business. Why are y’all obsessed?” “Imagine stalking someone’s job then making a fake video. Seek help.”

he muttered. I felt I had won that minor battle between us. Although he kept hold of his haughty demeanour, under all of that was a gentle curiosity that he couldn’t seem to ignore. He reminded me of the typical tsundere in Japanese manga. I couldn’t help but grin at that thought. “What’s so funny?” Rem asked me with harshness in his voice. Shaking my head slowly, as I led the way to my hotel I said, “not funny, so much as I find you adorable.”