Bad Pickup Lines Dirty Novels & Stories

“Oh, come off it, sweetheart! Stop acting like a dumb child, this is plainly business. You give me what I want and I’ll give you what you want too.” He told me, leaning on his seat and smiling at me like a damn fool. “Stop acting like a fucking prude in front of me. I know you are a dirty slut like the rest of them out there. I guess you think we have forgotten about the news of you and your husband having a threesome with his ex-girlfriend. If you prefer the kinky rough sex, I can get a couple of girls in here right now to spice it up, it’s going to be so much fun, I promise.” He let out disgustingly, reaching over to hold my hand as if that’s all it’s going to take to get to agree to this

I asked him as if he was crazy, but I was laughing on the inside. “Gah! Can’t you just let me have fun for once! That’s already twenty pick up lines and usually they work for most girls! Why are you so good at this?” He asked frustrated, but quickly erased it with a smirk. Oh no, here it goes again. “I wonder what else you’re good at,” he said suggestively, arching his eyebrow in a seductive way. I threw him one of my French fries and it landed on his gray shirt, leaving a spot of oil behind. “Gosh, this was a new shirt!”

But I just did, you idiot. "Flattery will get you nowhere, Devon." This guy had some of the most rinsed-out, clichéd lines. No one had ever taught him how to woo a woman? He chuckled. "I'm an aging squirrel and you're a tough nut to crack. Let me try again." He cleared his throat. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm deeply attracted to you, but you think I'm full of...poo?" A smile crawled onto my face as I shook my head. This guy…

I know he's Chase, one of the 'populars', so why is he talking to me? "What do you want?" I said harshly, but I don't think he got that I didn't want to talk to him because he just smiled flirtatiously at me. "Someone better call God, because I think he lost an Angel." he smirks at me. I give him a straight face. That's the worst pick up line ever. "No someone better call the devil because I escaped from hell." I said sarcastically "Hey baby girl what's your code."he asked

He drove so deeply I fucking saw stars. "You're such a dirty girl," he murmured. "Getting fucked on a bus. Surrounded by people who think you're so professional. So sweet. So innocent." "Fuck." "They don't know you. They don't know how wet you get when I talk to you. How your pussy clenches around my cock when I degrade you." Fuck, it was true. Every word made me hotter. Every dirty thing he said made me want him more. "You love this, you love being my little slut."

“You wanted me to lose my fucking mind until I couldn’t take it anymore. Until I had my fat cock buried all the way inside you. That’s what you wanted, huh?” He’s so vulgar, so crass, and I shouldn’t like it but my body does. I moan as a rush of wetness coats his penis and he feels it, a pained grin settling on his lips. “My dirty little Abigail,” he murmurs. “Seducing your uncle until he’s scrambling to get his cock out and up this tight cunt.” A particularly harsh thrust follows those words and I wail into my hand which is now filled with bite marks. “Hell knows if I knew I had a niece with a pussy this tight, I’d have hopped on the first flight and come down here the second I divorced my

"God, we're so bad. Can you hear all those people above us? I'd just die if anybody walked down here now and caught me doing this." "You are such a nasty little girl, aren't you? Shaking your ass for all those strangers. I bet that gets you hot, doesn't it? Knowing how bad they want you. How they'd go home and jerk off to pictures of you. Jesus, you're a hot little fuck."

Here's a loose example that you can tweak for your own use: "Baby, I want taste you " "You look so sexy in those jeans...I can't wait to take them off" " I'm going to suck your cock right here." Don't be afraid to be dirty ladies! "Dick, cock, suck, lick.." .repeat these words to yourself until you can say them without blushing. Your man's member will be straining his jeans when he hears you talking like a dirty girl.

I want you to sit back, relax and enjoy yourself. LonelyGirl: I like being your naughty girl. LimberJack: and how have you been my naughty girl? LonelyGirl: I've been thinking about you since last night 😉😏🥵 LimberJack: And why would you do that? LonelyGirl: you know why... LimberJack: nope. not the answer I was looking for ❌❌❌ LonelyGirl: are you going to make me spell it out? LimberJack: abso-FUCKING-lutely

I ѕаіd wіth a ѕmіlе “ѕоmеtіmеѕ I just need somebody tо keep me іn lіnе. I’ll try to bе a gооd gіrl in futurе” He and Grеg grіnnеd аt еасh оthеr. It was clear thаt I dіdn’t mеаn what I said, аnd іt was сlеаr thаt they would tаkе great рlеаѕurе іn dіѕсірlіnіng mе thе nеxt tіmе I ѕtерреd оut оf lіnе. I never knеw, I will be forever their dirty little slut and I liked it.