Bad Pickup Lines Dirty Novels & Stories

Along the way Alex is still continuing his dirty chatter. “You know… when I took a sip… it tasted… hmmm.. so delicious… like I drank honey from the flowers straight away, what an amazing sensation… I've never tasted that before…” They sat across from each other in the room, with their food neatly arranged in front of them. “Alex…!” Alicia is red as an overripe tomato. All of Alex's dirty words made her extremely embarrassed. “Then… when I put my finger in… I felt how narrow yours is… you are so narrow and warm, delicious and intoxicating… I could forever just sit there… staring at you down there.” He still continued his dirty talk even though Alicia had forbidden him from earlier.

"She is not a whore; she is Rob's girl." I nearly fall off my feet as Rob speaks to Mike, "She is not my girl; she is a whore." "But she is always with you," Mike says. "Because I pay her to give me a blowjob when and wherever I want." "Don't you fuck her?" "No, she is dirty." "What do you mean, dirty?" Jackso starts laughing as the panic sets over Mike's face, "It means go fucking scrub your cock, you idiot." "Oh fuck," I joined Jackson. "This is hilarious, you two idiots."

“Beg for it, Rebecca. Beg these women to use your married cunt like the filthy cheating pain-slut you really are.” My voice came out broken,dripping with unbearable need. “Please… please use me… ruin my holes… I’m just a dirty cheating whore… please…”

"Cherry, you really are a dirty grandma, aren't you? I've heard of Bad Santa, bad teacher, and even bad and dirty grandpa and I know three dirty moms but you are the first dirty old lady I've ever met." "Honey, do you think just because you get older, your sex drive dies? For some it does but most of us still have one. We just can't find a man willing to fuck us the way we need it. Those old men and their blue pills aren't as good as they used to be, no matter what that pill says. And younger virile men won't look our way."

Kian moved down the line, fucking each hole, pulling out sloppy seconds for the next girl to lick clean. Mia ate Jenna’s creampied cunt while Jenna fingered Mia. Emily and Sarah 69’d, tongues buried deep, fingers in asses. Taylor and Brooke tribbed beside them, clits grinding messy. Cassie pulled me into the center. “Trib with me, baby.” Our pussies mashed, slick and hot, clits rubbing in filthy circles. “Feel how I own you?” she growled, pinching my nipples. Mia joined, sitting on my face reverse, her ass cheeks spreading as I rimmed her.

I could see Ava getting railed by Julian right beside us, her breasts bouncing wildly. We shifted positions constantly. Ava rode Julian reverse cowgirl, her moans loud and shameless while I sat on Julian’s face, his tongue working my clit and pussy. Oliver fucked me from behind at the same time, the dual sensations making me scream. Then Ava and I were side by side on our backs, legs spread, as Julian and Oliver took turns switching between us — thrusting deep, grunting, praising us as their dirty sluts. “Take both your men, Lena,” Ava gasped beside me, reaching over to pinch my nipple while Oliver pounded into her. “You’re such a greedy little whore for them.”

A woman he could f*ck and release all the heat that had been sizzling deep inside him. And, why not? What he was going to do wasn't illegal. He wasn't going to force a woman or have s*x with a minor. This was better than another option he was considering: hiring a high-class pr*stitute. But then again, why not f*ck a h*oker if it all came down to it? It would just tarnish his image. But honestly, right now, his immaculate image was the least of his concerns. "Do you need pick-up lines?" Yohan asked with a laugh.

They didn't see me, but I saw everything, until a phone dropped against a lamp on the side table. I looked at it and it was my photo in a group chat. With dozens of messages replying to it. Laughing emojis reacting. "Send more Sophie, when he takes his pants off lol." The caption above my photo: "Look what my desperate second-hand boyfriend sent me. Embarrassing, right? He must think I'm a joke." My hands started shaking. "Sophie?" She turned. Her eyes went wide for a second. And then her face changed. She stood up slowly and unbothered, as I had interrupted her.

“I am going to take that as a no.” “I am glad you are catching on so quickly.” “So what is a girl like you doing in a place like this?” “That is fucking terrible” “I could not help it. I just had to say it.” “What is a guy like you doing in here in any case?” “Is that a real question or a fucked up line?” “Do you know me to say fucked up lines?” “I guess it's a question, then.” “You are guessing, right.” “You have some explaining to do.”

“Suck it, baby. Worship that dick that just came out of your ass. Taste yourself on me.” I moaned around his cock, the vibration making him curse and thrust deeper. Damian set a punishing pace, his hips snapping against my ass with sharp, echoing slaps that reverberated through the room. Each thrust jolted me forward onto Dominic's cock, forcing him deeper, until I was gagging softly, tears streaming down my cheeks from the effort. "That's it," Damian grunted as he smack on my ass, the sting blooming into heat that made me clench around him. "Take it all. Every inch. You're ours tonight, Linda. Our perfect little fucktoy"