Sad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Of course I would believe you.” “After all, any woman I set my eyes on would be loved by millions.” “However, even if there are a thousand people in my way, I’ll still succeed in gaining your heart for myself.” Sally’s grip on the steering wheel faltered. “Elijah Moses.” Elijah nodded. “Yes?” “Where did you learn these corny pick-up lines from?” Not even Sam would use these corny phrases to flirt with the girls in his kindergarten! Elijah smiled. “I saw them online.”

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

" I am sorry, once again." "It's fine." I replied. "Can I have your number to check up on you?" He asked, and I smiled inwardly. Such a poor pick up line. Many of these guys didn't know how to deliver smooth lines. I smiled politely, " I'm fine, thanks for trying to check up on me." I replied, and walked away quietly.

He smiled heartily; “If I may ask, don't you notice something strange about me?” “Strange? Ugh! Not at all” I shook my head. He continued smiling; “You are so pretty, that I forgot my pick up lines. Oops! I… I'm so bad at pick up lines” He stuttered, feeling awkward. I giggled. He was only being dramatic. “Okay, here's one. If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever” He stated. I faked a smile: “That's…uhm nice, nice line.. uhm?” I felt so uncomfortable around him especially when I realised what he was tryna insinuate.

Sandra raises a brow, cunningly waiting for a response. "Yes..." I mumble as I'm snapped back into reality. I take a deep, long breath for the intense speech I'm about to give my best friend. "Sandra, I'm sorry. It completely slipped out of my mind and I know you're upset. I didn't want to worry you-" Sandra cuts me off from rambling even more and voices her comforting words, "Sia, babes. I'm just joking, it's okay." A wide, playful smile forms on her face.

I tell him just to mess with him, but in my mind I already know that I'll be baking him the cookies once we're done in the pool. Savio shrugged. “I need it so I can give the ladies some sugar.” I snorted as I made my way over to Anna, Ellie and the twins. “You are absolutely impossible. Do those pick-up lines actually work?” “No,” Tristan said at the same time as Savio said, “Yes.” Tristan waived him off. "You should've gotten a lollipop or a downward arrow instead of a bull, it would've sent a clearer message." Tristan tells him, and I can see a smirk on hid face even though he's doing his best to hide it.

"It's a little bitter. How about I sweeten you up? Honey or syrup?" Liam's heart starts to beat faster, his face red, his lips red with a little blood from his biting and sexy moans from him as Adrastos groans to his passionate sucking of Liam on places he could sink his teeth. "His not talking so let's go with syrup." Adrastos suggests as his breath hitches making Satanika nod then Adrastos summons a bottle of syrup. Satanika takes the syrup, stands and pours the syrup from his neck to his dick which spills to his legs.

"Ma'am, pick me instead. I have a nice body!" "Pick me, I have good stamina!" "Pick me, I know many tricks!"

I rubbed his thigh which might have added fuel to the fire. “I can’t when I have a raging hard-on.” “Ugh, get a fucking room, some of us have just eaten.” Sadie gagged. “Didn’t your mother ever tell you it was rude to eavesdrop?” Sadie offered him a pressed smile, “Hardly eavesdropping when the microphone’s practically in front of you.” “Well, I want the whole world to know I’m a lucky man. I get to fuck the daylights out of the love of my life.”

Brad pleaded and tears formed in her eyes. "I can't, I'm so weak, heartbroken, bittered and so sad. This is just too much for me to bear, Brad. Why us? Why our friends? Why Drake of all people? He was so kind, sweet, loving, jovial, caring, hard-working, and the list goes on. He was too good to have left the world so soon. Why would anyone take such a cool-headed guy away from the Earth without even letting him enjoy the fruit of his labour, why Brad?" Nicole sobs and Brad was at the brim of tears as he watches his girlfriend weep.