Bad Pun Jokes

Cocky, arrogant, and dropped dead gorgeous: That described my boss, Mr. Craft, to a T. His thick hair, cold blue eyes and strong jaw held power in a conference meeting, causing women to melt in his presence. I’ve wanted to confront him on his stubborn attitude and critical demands for employees. I’d bitten my tongue in many scenarios and held in my true feelings over a dozen times. Keeping the peace was necessary until I had enough experience under my belt to move onto bigger and better things. The only problem was; Craft Marketing was the bigger and better, and the longer I stuck it out with him, meant more opportunities would arise. I’d been the only female intern to land a job directly under him, and was also the only one who hadn’t slept with him. I knew he was promiscuous with the tall and leggy blondes that breezed into his office looking immaculate, then scurried back out with mussed hair, flushed cheeks, and unbuttoned blouses. I'd ignore the magnetic pull of chemistry and curiosity between us. Unless it came to my advantage.

“คืนเดียวจบไม่คบไม่ผูกพัน” นี่คือสิ่งที่สาวๆ ทุกคน ต้องจำไว้ให้ดี เรย์ เดมอนต์ อดิศวรทัติ อายุ 24 ปี เจ้าของผับ เจ้าชู้ ฟันหญิงเป็นว่าเล่น “คืนเดียวจบไม่คบไม่ผูกพัน” ฟ้า ฟ้าใส พัชรกานต์กุล อายุ 20 ปี เติบโตมาจากสถานรับเลี้ยงเด็กกำพร้า “รู้ทั้งรู้ว่าเขามันอันตราย แต่ก็ยังไปเผลอใจรักเขา” ~แรกๆ มันก็แค่เกมนึงที่ยังไม่อยากให้จบเร็ว~ หลังๆ ไอ้เหี้ยแม่ง..กูเกมเฉย~~

Risa adalah seorang cewek biasa-biasa saja, bahkan tergolong sebagai manusia yang 'antara ada dan tiada' di kampusnya. Dia hanya cewek yang bergaul dengan satu-satunya sahabat yang dia miliki di sana. Namun, pada suatu hari, kehidupan Risa yang damai dan sederhana berubah total tatkala Boy tiba-tiba mengakuinya sebagai pacarnya di hadapan semua orang. Sementara Boy adalah seorang cowok bad boy yang populer dan digilai banyak cewek di kampus itu, termasuk Risa. Apa saja yang akan dialami Risa sebagai pacar pura-puranya Boy?

Saat aku mendapatkan pulpen di tanganku dan kertas di hadapanku. Rasanya aku ingin menulis sesuatu untuk melepaskan segala beban yang kupikul di kehidupan yang menyedihkan ini. Aku memikirkan seorang pria yang amat terpuruk namun memiliki takdir yang sangat berat: menyelamatkan dunia. Dia bukanlah orang yang bodoh apalagi pintar, dia tidak jelek apalagi rupawan. Ia hanya seorang nojikon (Orang yang mencintai tokoh kartun lebih dari ketertarikannya pada wanita asli) sepertiku. Dia bepikir untuk menyerah namun suatu kejadian mengubah hidupnya. Aku yakin kalian mulai menebak bagaimana cerita ini berjalan, tapi sayang sekali yang satu ini akan menjadi sesuatu yang sangat berbeda dari yang lain.

เพราะอุบัติเหตุทำให้สองพี่น้องต้องมาผูกติดอยู่ด้วยกัน คนพี่ทำงานตัวเป็นเกลียวหาเลี้ยงน้องเพียงลำพัง ในขณะนั้นผู้ช่วยคนสนิทที่มีอายุเท่ากันก็ปรากฏตัวขึ้น อีกทั้งยังมีเพื่อนสนิทที่ไม่คิดเป็นแค่เพื่อน...

Bad boys. That's the only thing standing between Isaac and his happily ever after. But they are all he seems to be attracted to. To change that, he decides to bad-boy-detox to find the man who's good enough for him. But will he manage to fix his bad boy problem when the two bad boys he fears losing his heart to the most insist on dragging him back into their lives? One, a guitar-strumming rock star bad boy he had a one-night stand with and swore to stay away from. Two, the neighbourhood bad boy who also happens to be his high school love who broke his heart years ago. Isaac knows letting both boys back into his life could be a big mistake. But…what if it could be different this time round? Maybe he can find his happily ever after with the right bad boy…right? MATURE LANGUAGE & THEMES|BXB|LGBTQ+ [THIS IS A SPIN-OFF OF LOVING JUDE, BUT CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE BOOK.] Updates MON/WED/FRI

Jules has two problems. Ever since she woke up in the forest on her Prom night, she has sleepwalked and woken up in the middle of the same forest with a knife in her hand and no recollection of what occurred the night before. Her second problem is the intense desire she has for Rowan Cross. Rowan Cross has two problems. His Halo Master, Tristan wants him to investigate the disappearance of supernatural students who have gone missing on their college campus, and he wants Jules with every fiber of his being.

Imagine being sent to kill the most ‘unkillable’ man in the underworld—The Big Bad Alpha. If you fail, he kills you without mercy. And everyone else who ever tried failed. How then can you, a lone female assassin, kill this monster? You decide to do it against all odds but when you get there, BOOM! The deadliest Alpha alive is your mate. Wayne Knight stepped into the room and Olive's heart thudded loudly. He was the most powerful Alpha in the country, and she was sent to assassinate him. But she failed and was caught, which meant he would not have any mercy on her. He was going to kill her mercilessly and ruthlessly. But why was she loving the scent of him since he stepped into the room? Why did she love his gaze on her despite being scared? And why was he not breaking his eye contact with her ever since he entered the room? Well, her wolf growled her the answer to all her questions...“MATE.”

"Take off your glasses, Lyric," Gavin whispered, his breath tickling her ear. Lyric's heart raced as she hesitated, her fingers trembling on the frames. She gestured, <> Gavin's smile was sly, "Because, babe, I want to corrupt that innocent mouth of yours. And I don't want anything getting in the way." ### Lyric Spencer, a mute and introverted nerd, is the target of relentless bullying at school. But when her best friend dares her to write her New Year's wish and hand it to Santa, Lyric's life takes a dramatic turn. Her wish? To lose her virginity to Gavin Hawkins, the school's notorious bad boy and star hockey player. Gavin, known for his one-night stands and unmatched charm, is nicknamed "The Wall" for his prowess on and off the ice. When Santa hands him Lyric's note, he's shocked to discover the quiet, curvy girl he's had his eye on wants him too. Gavin proposes a deal: he'll grant Lyric's wish if she tutors him. But as they spend more time together, Lyric's innocence and intelligence captivate Gavin, threatening to upend their initial agreement. Will Lyric become just another conquest, or will Gavin find himself craving more?

คนอย่างเธอ อยากได้อะไรก็ต้องได้ ยิ่งอะไรที่ได้มายาก ๆ มันยิ่งท้าทาย เหมือนกับที่เธออยากได้ผู้ชายจอมเย็นชาคนนั้นแต่เขาดันมีเจ้าของ