Snake Jokes Novels & Stories

“You have called me stupid on multiple occasions, told me I lack brain cells and what else.” “It was all a joke!” Christian defended his actions, but maybe if he never made those jokes in the first place, we wouldn’t have been here. “And I’ve never laughed, not once,” I told him. “Jokes are supposed to be funny.”

We had been working together for weeks now, and I had grown to trust him implicitly. Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered a silly joke my brother used to tell me when we were kids. "Hey, Claus, why did the chicken go to the doctor?" I asked, trying to stifle a grin. Claus raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "I don't know, why?" he asked. I giggled. "Because it had fowl breath!" I exclaimed, bursting out laughing. Claus chuckled, shaking his head. "You're such a goofball," he said, smiling.

She looked so sad that it took me a second to filter her words through my brain again. I burst into laughter this time as I took my spot next to her long, sexy body once more. "Good one, Stretch." She shot me a sassy smile. "Thanks." She looked at Tag. "That was a joke." His shoulders shook as he tried to glare at her. "Well, we're not going to put our wieners inside you. Not today. And we call them all kinds of different things, but usually cock or dick. Maybe give that a try in the future."

Sky said and tried to ignore his laughing, but his laughs were contagious and eventually, he started laughing as well. “Ha, Ha, hooo, stop, hoo, I can’t anymore, a hahaha” was all he could say to try to stop laughing, but it just made it worse and both of them laughed more. This brought back memories, good ones. Those were the days when they were all still together since all they did was have fun and laugh. “Dang, you sound like a monkey while laughing,” The guy said after he calmed himself. “And you sound like a dying donkey” Sky replied in defense.

Becky giggled as she took a sip of her wine cooler and after she swallowed, she said, "I can't believe this is happening to me. I hope you guys enjoy the view y'all have this is so outrageous." Snake spoke up and said, "There's only one thing better than seeing one bald, white spread pussy and that's two bald, white spread pussies. Ladies, I want to tell you, both of you look so lovely sitting there with your special charms on display for these old black eyes. Thank you so much."

It didn't help that I was wearing heels either. "Let me tell you a joke," Conner says. We all looked at him as he motioned us to come closer. "Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?" He gives us a moment to think before he bursts out laughing. "Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!" Conner raised his hand in the air with less coordination, demanding that he get a high-five for his terrible dad joke. He got a few nudges and pushed instead. If I were sober, I would have gagged a little, but since I was drunk, I am beyond the point of caring and laughed for the sake of it.

I muttered, now feeling slightly embarrassed at the way I had reacted on seeing the snake and he chuckled which increased my mortification even more. "Actually, it wasn't a real snake." "Wait what? Come again, I didn't get what you said," I uttered in shock and Kendrick laughed again "I said that; the snake we had seen wasn't real," he repeated with emphasis on the word 'real'. Now I just wanted to dig a hole in the ground here and bury myself right now. The snake that had made run away like a fool and disgrace myself in Kendrick's presence actually wasn't real? What sort of cruel joke was that? So I just threw away my self-respect for nothing? Is that what he was saying?

A cackle, then a maniac laugh, Jake doubles over, holding his knees for support. Oh right! He might find this funny that he couldn't help but laugh like a maniac. Didn't I find it funny too? I might laugh too only that this is fucking happening to me. Sighing, I run my fingers on my forehead again, perming my lips together to suck in the angry curse that's about to flow out of my mouth. "Sorry," Jake says with a snort, straightening up after he stops laughing. His lips still twist in a mockery smile. "It's just too hilarious."

A snort escaped Eleanor's mouth during the laughter which had them chortling in a more high voice as she clutched her stomach due to the pain of laughter and Finn was already rolling on the floor with immense laughter. "What the fuck?" Said confused Leon as he he walked inside and stared at both of them. "T-target." Finn snorted in between his laughter and this time it was Eleanor who threw her head back laughing crazily. They both looked psycho crazy maniacs with tears filling in their eyes. Finn pointed at Leon and then he made an action of slashing neck, which had Eleanor snorting more as if they shared an inside joke and they continued to laugh. "For fuck's sake!" Leon grumbled staring a

I asked, pretending to be oblivious to what they were talking about, and Landon looked at Soren, who shrugged. "He should tell you what he saw?" Soren said, pointing at Landon, and Landon did not seem to like the situation he was in. I looked at Landon, urging him to speak, and it appeared he was tight-lipped about it. "Never mind, Lauren, it's just a private joke. I am sure the snake ran off after you ran," he said, and I chucked. "You mean slithered away," I corrected, and everyone laughed, including Landon, and that seemed to settle the awkwardness.