Banana Jokes Novels & Stories

Anna cheered. There are nuts stored in jars on the table, not a good choice for women who intend to take care of their bodies, especially in the morning, where Bianca should choose to drink water. But the beans were very tempting to her. She picked up without asking the people around her first. "oh, wow, it's good." Bianca commented. "Its really delicious, it's expired, hahaha!" Jin joked. "What! Why didn't you tell me!" "Just kidding!" "Hmmp! You're really crazy," said Bianca laying back the beans. Her hand refused to return the beans, but she lost her appetite because of Jin's joke.

Napahigpit ang kapit siya sa gilid ng mesa kung saan sila nagkita't nag-usap. Itinulak ng kamay nito ang isang pregnancy test kit at may dalawang pulang guhit doon. Paano nangyari 'yon gayung todo ang pagpipigil nilang dalawa na walang mangyari sa kanila hangga't hindi pa ikinakasal. "Bullshit!" Malakas niyang pinadapo ang kamao sa mesa. Tumunog ang mga kubyertos at napalingon ang mga tao sa kanila.

Ugh, stupid alcohol. "It is too original. When I first met you, you were eating a banana, sexily, I might add, so I started calling you Banana. I didn't do it because it rhymed." I laugh, hard, and if it weren't for the overpowering seatbelt suffocating my boobs right now, I would have fallen out of my seat. "You're serious? You remembered what I was eating when we met in what… Ninth grade? How could you remember that?"

I mutter. “It did not look like nothing,” Jack says as he grabs a banana from the fruit on the counter. Eating his banana, he stares at me considering what he wanted to say next. Or waiting for me to break the silence. “She was the woman, right?” he asks me. I sigh not wanting to lie to him. Nodding, “Yes,” I say quietly.

Boy, do I have a lot of trust issues. I shook my head at the memory and continued to pick on the right bananas. However, just beside this stand was a stall full of pastries that looked delicious. I kept on looking back at the stall, even if I know we can’t afford them. That’s sad. I stopped eyeing the delicacies when Jayce spoke. “Shouldn’t you pick the ripe ones? You know, the softer bananas,” Jayce said when he noticed I was picking greenish bananas.

“Oh, my goodness! We should buy banana cues!” “Banana - what?” Before Diego could ask me furthermore about my favorite snack, I had already grabbed his wrist and pulled him to the stand. It felt like my hand was so small while going toward the old woman. His hand was so huge that I could not even reach my fingers. Wow! “Good morning, madame!” I greeted the woman who was fanning the barbecues on the grill with charcoals underneath it. “Can we have two banana cues please?” The old woman sweetly smiled. “Yes, of course, my dear,” she said and took care of the two sticks of banana. “Would you like to have some sugar?”

I fought back the tears that were suddenly trying to break free. "Do superheroes eat bananas too?" Ruby inquired, her laugh dying down. I chuckled and held the bowl once again. "Absolutely! Superman, Spiderman, Wonder Woman – they're all on the banana bandwagon for super strength." "That's right! Even Batman!" Gwen added. "Hell nah! Girl, what's wrong with you?" Jamila was quick to counter. A grin lit up Ruby's face, and she screamed, "I wanna be a superhero too!" She took the first bite and began munching on another one.

"So, what do you want first, pancakes or pizza?" "Uhm- I guess pizza will do." "Really!" He sighed "Yeah." "Well, uhm- there isn’t any pizza." I exhaled "Then in that case I will go for pancakes." "There aren’t any pancakes either." "Uhm." I open my mouth to speak but then clamp it shut. He stared into my eyes waiting for an answer. "I will just take a banana or something," I suggested "Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Banana, do you want to get me killed by Jason? I can’t let you eat a banana."

Roselet looked at the banana and made a face. “The Bananas are brown. It’s time to throw them away.” Roselet complained. Hearing her comment, Abigail quickly wanted to come out of the room and give an earful lecture to this princess, who was asking to throw bananas just because it was a little bit brown, but Christian signaled her to sit quietly and listen what was happening out and how Reva was going to handle that situation. But Reva didn’t know how to handle this situation, especially with a pup. “So, you don’t want to eat the banana?” Zordan asked, stepping in between the conversation, on which Roselet shook her head.

“Oh, my sweet, sweet Kenzie… how will you know if you like a banana-split, if you never even try a banana split?” “Banana-split? What in the fudge nuggets… You bunch are weird...” I say, covering my face with my hands. I know exactly what he means. “We shall see… you’re a canvas, just waiting to be painted with all the colours of naughty fun” he wiggles his brows. “Na-uh… I am not doing no baba-split shit! No bananas!” I warn him. He breaks out in a laugh… “Okay …Okay… no bananas... but we will get you to have some fun!” he states with determination…