Barney Himym Quotes Novels & Stories

she said, “you’re in love with Barry?” “I’m such a cliché,” Becky said, draining her glass. “But, have you seen him? You know the first time I saw him he was shirtless. He opened the door shirtless and yelled at me. I didn’t even care that he yelled at me, because, you know, shirtless.”

Wasn't that just getting the Coltranes into trouble? Barney was sitting beside Dexter and had no idea that his apprentice had gotten his legs broken. He said calmly, "It's normal for young people to get themselves in trouble, especially young men. If they don't have some vigor in them, they might as well be dead." Dexter hesitated and smiled wryly as he said, "Mr. Litton, I'm afraid that this is rather complicated. Your senior apprentice, Emmett, also got his legs broken. Why don't you come with me to take a look?"

Can he take a hint? “Neither am I.” What the hell is that supposed to mean? He seems to freely give out a massive amount of attention to anyone with two arms, two legs and a head. When I don’t say some desperate reply that one of the girls that circle him would say, he starts questioning me. “With pain comes strength.” Is he stealing a page from his friend's playbook by quoting my tattoo that runs down my inner forearm? “Is that a mantra of yours?”

He showed me, smiling sweetly. I huffed out a laugh, "I can never forget it. You wouldn't let me rest on it; you felt we could have a good memory despite the mishaps that we have had to endure. I thought you had lost your mind and was determined to not smile or be a part of your craziness. But then, you have always been the shy goofy one with your lame jokes. I had no choice but to relax my nerves." I chuckled. "thank you so much, Barrin. I would have grown up a bitter adult without you in it."

“I like you, Benny. You make me laugh.” Benny was taken aback and didn't know how to react. A nervous smile was all that he managed in the long pause that ensued. Eventually he mustered enough courage to speak. "You don't mind me talking to the mirror, then?" It was his reflection that answered. "I said you had to be honest, Benny. I didn't say you had to tell her everything." "I had a Barbie Doll as a teenager." —MEMORIES

“You mean do it in front of everyone,” finished Barl? She nodded her head yes. “Of course not,” he answered, “you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do, nobody will pressure you to do anything, it’s entirely up to you!” “Let’s get a drink,” he offered, leading over to the open bar. While sipping her rum and coke, Jenny took a more leisurely look around the room. “Well Barl was right about one thing,” she thought, “every man there had a huge cock and some of them were even bigger than Barl’s!!!”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

“Why risk it?” He shrugged like the question was ridiculous. “Because I don’t like bullies,” he said, and the humor in his voice was a little defiant. “Also because you’re not mine to lose.” “Sassy,” I said, because when the heart is loud the mouth often follows. The word landed like a tiny salve. He grinned in return, exasperated and warm. Outside, Barry’s car peeled away. The sound of it made my stomach drop and then settle in a weird, stubborn way. He’d gone. For now.

Cam is slinking away, but won’t get far if Archer decides to go after him. “Even in the scrubs.” I give him a half-smile and sigh. “I’m trying not to go off on a rant right now, but I cannot stand guys like that. There are other reasons for going to a bar, you know. Not everyone wants to hook up with you, Mr. I’m-Doing-Business-in-Newport.” Archer laughs. “That was his line?” “It was one I remember. It’s pretty bad, huh?” I readjust my purse on my shoulder. “I think this is a sign from the universe I’m not meant to be at a bar tonight. I just want to go home.”