Barney Himym Quotes Novels & Stories

“You could have broken my head and left me with a big scar.” “Then you should have kept shut and went to sleep like a normal baby after being fed and changed countless times.” Baron shot back. “Normal is for boring people. I’m not boring.” The guy always wanted to have the last say and Baron let him.

The bartender laughed so loudly that he partially cancelled out the DJ’s heavy beats and the loud rap music that filled the darkened pub. “I know, girl. So, I’ll offer you the next best thing. I can recommend those who are looking for the same thing as you. Makes the hunt easier and faster. And I know that’s what you want, right? Easier and faster, ha ha ha!” “Don’t laugh at your own jokes, Larry. It kills the climax.” “And that’s why you’re on the prowl, right, girl? Did someone kill your climax? And he’s special enough that it hurt? Now you want to get it from someone else… Daaaamn, must have really buuurrrrned, girl!”

He chuckled, making fun of me. I looked at him dead in the face, with no emotion, tired of this. He instantly sensed it and cleared his throat, “You know? The purple dinosaur who always sings “I love you, you love me?” When I didn’t reply to him, he scoffed. “Gosh, you’re no fun.” Of course, I know the “barney” that he is referring to, but I don't find anything hilarious at the moment. Just a little push and I’ll explode.

His voice muffled in my neck and hand started gracing my thighs make a shiver run down on my spine. I get up with a jerk and his face hit the pillow. "Huh! Y..you can't f.. fool me. I know nothing happens between us. I didn't feel any pain" I blabber looking at him in accusation. He look at me sometime before bursting into laughter" Who said nothing happens. You kept on running, you make the bartender cry , you vomit on a man shoes and last but not least jump in a fountain"

he said, sneering while crossing his arms. "What? 120 dollars isn't enough for you? I'll post this online and let everyone see what a pathetic loser you are. Maybe some kind-hearted person will crowdfund some money for you!" I stared at his extremely arrogant expression, trying hard to force down my rage. "You'll regret what you did today." Barney laughed as if he'd just heard the funniest joke, tears brimming in his eyes. "Regret? You think someone like you—a poor loser who can't even afford first class and has to squeeze into economy—can make me regret anything?

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.