best tagalog jokes

Wanita pekerja keras itu bertemu teman sekelasnya masa sekolah SD. Pertemuan mereka berawal karena seorang anak yang merupakan anak pria tersebut bersama istri pertamanya yang sudah meninggal. Bunga Bestari, wanita yang kaya akan kelembutan dan penuh tanggung jawab itu menerima tawaran ibu pria itu, Kafkha Dylantara, menjadi istri pria itu. Kafkha terpaksa menerima pernikahan itu disaat hatinya masih terpaku pada mendiang istrinya. Sukses menjadi menantu dan ibu sambungan yang diinginkan, tetapi tidak mudah bagi Bunga untuk menjadi istri yang diinginkan dokter dingin itu. Bisakah Bunga meluluhkan hati pria itu?

Andi Hamsa. Seorang pria tampan, mapan, dan single dengan kehidupan yang nyaris sempurna. Namun, semuanya berubah ketika seorang wanita bernama Nailah yang mengaku sebagai penjaga di salah satu panti asuhan, datang ke rumahnya membawa seorang gadis kecil. "Namanya Yaya, usianya baru tiga tahun dan ini putri Anda." Menikah saja belum dan bagaimana ceritanya bocah berusia tiga tahun ini menjadi putri Andi?

What do 26 years of friendship, plus 26 years of pent-up, sexual frustration, and one drunken, exciting, night on the beach get me? I just found out I'm pregnant with my best friend's baby... How the hell am I supposed to tell him that we're having a baby together? How will he react, and will he want this blessing just as much as I do? What's even worse is our parents have started to date each other... What does that mean for Cole and me?

The choices we made would always have a massive impact on our lives. We may be hurt or feel happy about it. But as humans, as we are, there are times that we would be reckless, and instead of taking our time to think deeply, we would immediately jump into a situation not knowing the consequences ahead of us. I am Michelle Raye Castañares, the girl who made wrong choices and seeking a place where I can finally say that my choices are finally right.

Ang tunay na nagpapatawad ay taos-puso, bukal sa loob, at hindi pilit. Ang pagtanggap sa patawad nang walang pag-aalinlangan ay magpapalaya sa masakit na nakaraan. Ngunit paano kapag nabulag siya sa galit? Galit na nakalalason, galit na mapanganib, at galit na patuloy kinukulong sa pagkatao. Makakalaya kaya siya? Sinong magtutulak? Sa anong pagkakataon?

She thought she was safe in his world. She was wrong. When her curiosity pulls her into danger, he knows there’s only one way to protect her—by keeping her close. Too close. She’s off-limits, but the temptation is impossible to resist. Every glance, every touch ignites something darker, something undeniable. Now, enemies are closing in, and the line between protection and possession is disappearing. Once he claims her, there’s no turning back. In his world, rules don’t exist—and she’s about to find out just how far he’ll go to make her his.

Andriette Flynn is a known rule breaker in the campus. She is someone who doesn't conform on other people's ideas of how things should be. Nothing seems to matter for ger anymore. However, things changed when she transferred to her new school.

Four dead students, one dead politician, one dead secret agent. What do they have in common?—Four punctured wounds in the neck and a strange burnt mark in each dead missing body. With a trusted team member missing, a partner who nearly died because of a trap, a stressed team leader, and a traitor in the team, how will Agent Night be able to solve a crime with an unidentified suspect? Will this case be the light to her dark past? In this line of work, there is only one end. You either live or die.

Paano kapag nalaman mo na may pagkakautang ang iyong magulang sa iyon Ex-boyfriend? Anong gagawin mo? Ganito ang nangyari kay Jasmine, ang kompanyang inalagaan ng pamilya nila ay nalaman nalang niya na nabaon na pala sa utang. At sa taong hindi niya inaakala na magkakautang sila. Her Ex-boyfriend Jarred Raqueza. Wala siyang nagawa kundi ang kausapin ito. Para maisalba ang kompanya nila, ay nagkaroon sila ng kasunduan ni Jarred Raqueza na magiging katulong niya ito sa bahay niya. Wala siyang nagawa kundi ang sumang-ayon. Anong mangyayari sa kaniya? Bilang isang Engineer magiging katulong siya. At akala ni Jasmine magiging maganda ang trato sa kaniya. Pero hindi pala. Dahil ang layunin ni Jarred ay maghiganti sa kaniya.

It's started with a bet. A bet to make this woman fall into his bait. At first, everything's doing fine, it was supposed to hurt her, it was supposed to fooled her, it was supposed to crumpled her heart... but he was wrong, instead he is the one who gradually falling into his own bait. He thought he would win because it was his game. He should be the one who is attracted but why does he seem to be the one who is attracted? Who are you kidding, Leon? He fought the feeling because it wasn’t right. That's not serious, he just finds her attractive and that's all but the more he gets to know her the more he falls. He is losing day by day... Until the truth revealed and she hated him wholeheartedly... he shouldn't have hurt her... he shouldn't have crumpled her heart... he wish he had said that before, but if he admit his purpose will she still accept him?