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After Jason Yeo, the richest man in the world, discovers he has a year to live, he liquidates his fortune and produces a series of global actions that he hopes will create change. In his pursuit of peace and truth, Yeo addresses such issues as human traffic, nuclear war, and the poverty that imperils the Third World. When Yeo’s actions begin to rattle global power structures, he becomes the target of Deep 6, an underworld intelligence agency working for the Shadow State, a cabal of the wealthy and powerful, whose members make the big decisions on the planet. Will Deep 6 stop Yeo, or will his year run out first?

Lisa an orhage girl who want nothing more than to live a life of happiness. She was soon found in a 2onderful land hoping it was elnot a dream and praying never to come out. Now that she was happy do you think it will last long.

Rhaenyx Maltalor, an assassin of the Henla guild is captured and her identity changed. In exchange for her freedom and pardon for her crimes, she must work with a competing guild to overthrow the monarchy. Will she find love in the man that changed her face? Or in the princess who works to restore peace to the kingdom? Will her skills be up for the challenges she faces, or will her arrogance be her downfall.

Garren Ryuu, the God of dragons, has waited over five hundred years for his mate. An equal on all fronts. But when he comes face to face with his mate at long last, he is forced to make a decision. Turn his back on his people and their traditions for his heart or break it and accept the life of a mad king. It's a dark and dangerous path that only the strong survive. So will fate be on his side or is she just another cruel obstacle set to take him down?

Jasmine’s life seemed to take a dramatic turn when she made a heart-wrenching decision to step back and let her mother find happiness with Earnest’s father. Despite her deep love for Earnest, Jasmine chose to prioritize her mother’s joy over her own feelings. Believing her romance with Earnest was a closed chapter, Jasmine left her home and her past behind, hoping to start anew. But fate had other plans. When Jasmine and Earnest’s paths crossed again, their love was rekindled in a way neither of them expected. To their surprise, Jasmine discovered she was pregnant with Earnest’s child.

It’s her. It’s my mate. I looked at the girl from afar using my enhanced vision. I can’t be seen closer to the guesthouse and I know I’m breaking the rules but fuck! I can’t stand the sweet scent lingering all over my pack since they arrive. Since she arrive. She is tall, and even from those shabby clothes, I can tell she’s fit and curvy. Her long golden-brown hair has natural curls at the edge. I love how the shape of her eyes matches her high cheekbone and- Oh, fuck. Not again. I can feel my cock reacting from just looking at her. And even from this distance, her scent is intoxicating that I can’t help but be enticed by it. Fuck. If only I’m not an Alpha, I won’t have this much control! I might have run down this hill to reach her, claim her, mark her, kiss her--ohh, fuck!

She is fierce, brave, adventurous and hated humans She is a witch, beautiful and a red head who never knew what fate had in store for her. He is ruthless, brutal, kind and a young prince who never wanted to be king. He is ravishing handsome that no princess of any kingdom can let go of his charms but everything changed when he got killed in a bloody war. Merga, a beautiful witch met and fell in love with Robert, a young king who dreaded witches But how will they face a love build with hatred between humans and witches. Will Merga give up her love for Robert or will love always prevail? A fantasy romance novel no romance lover will try to miss.

A wall was created by angles dividing the world into two. One for mortals and one for immortals. the wall should never be crossed" a rule was passed on for generations. centuries passed... suddenly one day a MUTE girl Zia unintentionally ends up on the other side of the wall but she meets a kind and powerful vampire on the other side which changes her life. She slowly travels revealing more secrets of her birth and also the wall and war.

Jenny, a 17 years old teenager. Finds love in an unexpected place but what happens when her best friend and her falls in love with the same guy. Find out

Sam was never born a werewolf it all started the night he was attack by a mysterious man in his house Which made is life miserable and taken a new turn He was drove out of his home town into the forest where he discovered a new world and that where his main story begins His story is filled with love, adventures,power, mystery, sorrow, death and bravery The story started started with Sam but never end with him. Lucky was the last son of the great king(Sam) of the wolves territories He was rised by his adopted parents who find him mysteriously and took him far away from home. His story begins when he finished from the university, during this time he meet a panther who show him the truth about his true identity. Discovering this, he left his adopted parent to look for his real parent which he found but he was not accepted by his eldest brother. He started facing the worst after fate turn against him. His father had tried to kill the entire race of his enemy(shog) but he couldn't stop the prophecy about the rise of the devil son, opening gate of hell ,and the prophecy that says the last son the wolves king will defeat the son of the devil But how will a novice, someone who just discovered his lost self defeat the devil son(Orobas)