Bisaya Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

she said. "I still don't know what you are talking about. Do you mind being specific?" I asked. "Oh, shut up! You are so incorrigible and annoying!" Liza yelled fuming in anger. "Alright, you asked me to shut up and I have decided to obey you. So, don't ask me any questions," I said. Jaya roared into laughter as she gazed at me and I stared back at her with a smile. "Who is this bitch that is laughing like a lunatic?" Liza yelled at Jaya.

Nice choice silly sauce. I blushed in embarrassment upon remembering the time that I said that. I was about to leave I*******m when I saw Iris' comment. eyeris_slc: I can die now. An angel has been sent to take me to heaven. Bye, Earth!!! athijhaeasssss: No, you can't. Dame will go nuts and he'll probably hunt me. I shook my head and laughed at how silly we were on the comment section. I slid my phone inside my purse then looked for the keys.

“Bura, your lack of intellect or knowledge doesn’t give you the freedom to mutilate things, understood? First, go upgrade yourself and then make comments on such sensitive things. Or else, you’ll end up doing things that are not required anymore. Like andolon and rebellion.” “Dhei! You took it so seriously Nisimda…I was just saying this jokingly,” he said with a smile. This time an exaggerated one. “In that case, Bura,” I said, “you should have also told Uday not to take you seriously, right?” I said, as calmly as possible. Biswa’s smile vanished the next moment. He knew what I was talking about.

Catalia said using her unexplainable expression again. "Wow, you really is happy, huh? Can't you smile, huh?" Sashi said sarcastically. "What?" Catalia ask, confused. "I said, smile." Sashi laughed while the ghost Clark is just observing them. "Look, they are meant for each other to be friends, they are both crazy and weird." Sashi raised her brows when she heard a school mate of her trying to bad mouth them even if they obviously know that they can hear it. "Catalia, look, dumb and sluts are hanging together. I am scared that they will back stab each other one day. Pathetic." Sashi said sarcastically while laughing mockingly. She also said it loudly so that those two school mates of her wil

They are amazed that someone like Dokyeom knows deep quotes like this. “Me too! Me too! I also know one quotes,” Hoshi cheerfully said while raising his hands. He also forged a cough and fixed his sitting postures. Next, he squinted his eyes, and acted as if he’s going to cry. “Wayne Charlie once said this: ‘I guess I am still holding on to something that I know will probably never happen, because somehow deep down inside me, I have this little piece of hope that someday, it will.”

I tapped on her message and fired back a quick response. Bethany: [Earlier Message] Hey, Tristan! I finally got that promotion at work I've been busting my butt for! 🎉 Me: Wow, Beth, so they finally acknowledged your existence at the office? Color me impressed! 😮 [Within seconds, Bethany responded...] Bethany: [Sarcastic] Oh, you're too kind, Tristan. But seriously, I'm over the moon. I might even catch up to your level of success one day. 😜

Bessie sits up and said in a very annoying way. "What did he do?" Billina asked knitting her brows when Bessie replied, "After we had sex..." she was interrupted by the twin sister who said, "You guys had sex?" "That is not the point," Bessie said when Billina asked, "Then what is?" "The point is, Billina... he just said 'it was fun'." "Because it was fun for him, Besora. Why did you let him approach you in the first place?" Billina asked when she started crying and Billina didn't know how to make her quiet.

sabi nito iniwasan kong hindi matawa halata ring pagod siya dahil sa hina ng kanyang boses. "[Ohh wait i have to go now tatawagan kita mamaya bye I love you babe.]" sabi nito mag sasalita pa sana ng mapatay na niya ito binuksan ko ang pintuan nagulat pa ako ng muntik ng matumba si febby dahil sa nakaabang siya. Busit na babaeng to napaka maretes!! "Sinong kausap" "Isa sa mga kaibigan lang" nag pilit ako ng ngiti bago lampasan siya pero alam kong nakasunod siya sakin AT ALAM KONG HINDI NA NAMAN NIYA AKO TATANTANAN!!!

"Sorry kasi ano eh gutom na siya. Diba Kulas?" "Huh? Hindi ah busog pa ako kumain tayo kanina diba?" Ay jusko! Hindi man lang marunong maka gets ng sarcasm. "Gutom ka diba?" "Hindi nga Ela makita lang kita busog na busog na ako." At kumindat pa ang gago. "Yieee! Si Ate hindi sinabi na mag jowa pala sila" "Hashtag forever sa Mayon huh?" Nagsimula nila kaming paulanan ng tukso at pang aasar. Halos mabali na rin ang leeg ko sa pag iling habang si Kulas naman ay parang tanga lang na tatango tango at nakangiti ng todo.

Clarita whispered between soft sobs. "Aren't you tired of crying?" quipped Atma, who was standing just a few steps behind him. "If I could ask... I would ask not to cry anymore." Clarita answered without looking at the person she was talking to. She heard footsteps walking closer to her. "I don't know what happened to you, but believe me, everything will be fine." Discordant laughter came from Clarita's direction. She laughed in between her tears. “We are nothing. It's kind of funny to hear an arrogant guy like you spout such words of wisdom.”