Bisaya Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

It's like an insult! " No it's not. That's a compliment. Bihira lang kasi ako makakila ng taong kagaya mo. You're small but feisty " he said with pure amusement in his voice. Matutuwa na sana ako kung hindi niya lang sinabi na maliit ako. Kailangan pa bang i point out yun?!

I don't care what people think about right now iam happy iam the most happiest person in this world right now mahi said "oh easy girl you might fall down and break your bones" nishanth said "who knows if something happens to you your brother may break our bones" we three started laughing I said "mahi iam so happy today I need to thank God for this" mahi said "you need to thank avishka" I asked "what"

Masayang pagbabalita niya. However, Brix's reaction almost caught him off-guard. He laugh hard continuously until he got tears in his eyes. "Whats funny dude?!" Kunot noong tanong nito sa kaibigan. " Hindi mo mapapasagot yun. May asawa na siya kaya huwag ka nang mangarap! " Sa wakas ay nasabi niya pagkatapos ng ilang minutong pagtawa. Buti nalang pala naka diguise si Mirasol. If not baka matunaw yon sa titig ng lokong ito. Crush pala niya. What if malaman nitong asawa ko pala ang pinagpapantasyahan niya, baka atakehin ito sa selos. Hahah!

We both took a moment to glare at each other. Then for the first time I met Baras, his mouth turned into a smile. A laugh boomed from his chest as he doubled over, clutching his gut. I couldn't help but laugh with him. Cassar just glared at us both, his back straightening from his predatory stance. "It is kind of funny if you think about it." I giggled. Baras wipes a tear from his eye. "It's not funny, it is sad." Cassar rolled his eyes, glaring at the two of us.

Isis let out a mocking laugh. "I'm part of this company, whether you like it or not, and she will come to replace me," she replied, mocking him. Gerald rolled his eyes and gritted his teeth. "She's supposed to be married to a billionaire, she doesn't need to work," she scoffed. "Or is he tired of her already?" He refuted smiling. "That's something you're not interested in," answered Isis, "unless you're still in love with Bianka and her presence affects you so much," she said sarcastically, "of course, you're still crazy about her." She smiled.

Beyza, you're looking for trouble with the wrong people. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ See you 👋 LOVE ALL❤️

August was not interested in exchanging words with them because she knew her friend’s poisonous words were enough for them, and judging from their funny expression which changes from time to time, her friend didn’t disappoint. The two ladies' faces fell. Seeing that everyone was staring at them with a mocking gaze, Betty shouted at Lisa and said, “You son of a bitch, shut the fuck up”. “Oops I’m not a Son as you can see, but your mouths are dirtier than a sewer, maybe you should visit a dentist”. Lisa said as she yawned in a cute way. “That was savage”. Another young man said as he laughed. This time around, their embarrassment was palpable.

I did not want argument to start. "Stop it you two, today is my engagement and instead of you two getting along, you are both here arguing about insignificant things." I yelled. "I'm sorry for lashing out at you," Isha apologized to Payal who just rolled her eyes in response. "She's looking beautiful isn't she." Vid asked smiling. "Of course she is, but not as beautiful as I am." Payal joked. Isha burst into laughter. "I wouldn't concur to that," Isha said and we all laughed at the silly expression Payal had on.

“Don’t worry, Miya. I’ll try to cook for us every day.” As she scooped rice onto their plates, Miya eagerly joined her. “Yes, please. But you don’t have to do that every day… Gosh, I love it here. People are so friendly, always smiling! Why do they smile all the time?” Izzy chuckled. “It’s a Filipino thing. We smile at everything—even the dumb stuff.”