Black Humor Jokes

Mereka dipaksa bersama dalam ikatan yang tak diinginkan. Awalnya dingin, penuh penolakan, bahkan terasa seperti hukuman. Namun, perlahan keterpaksaan itu berubah jadi sesuatu yang sulit dijelaskan—hangat, membingungkan, sekaligus berbahaya. Saat cinta mulai tumbuh, rahasia masa lalu dan orang-orang yang tak rela melihat mereka bahagia datang mengguncang segalanya. Apakah cinta yang lahir dari keterpaksaan bisa bertahan? Atau justru hancur sebelum sempat mekar?

« Dis mon nom. » « Seb. » « Non, appelle-moi papa ! Je veux que tu cries papa pendant que je te baise ! » ordonna-t-il. « Papa ! » gémis-je à nouveau. « Oui. Encore ! » « Papa ! Baise-moi ! Baise-moi plus fort et plus profond ! N'arrête pas ! Baise-moi, mon Dieu ! » criai-je de plaisir tandis qu'il me pénétrait profondément. Le grincement du lit se mêlait maintenant à nos gémissements qui emplissaient la pièce. ———— Marie a toujours été une incorrigible romantique, croyant à la magie de l'amour, jusqu'au soir où elle surprend son petit ami en train de la tromper. Le cœur brisé et en quête de réconfort, elle se lance involontairement dans une aventure passionnée d'un soir avec un homme mystérieux qui s'avère être son PDG. Sebastian Stanley est un homme qui ne croit pas en l'amour et qui a un profond secret qui le hante depuis des années. Alors que leurs vies s'entremêlent, Marie se retrouve dans une relation sans engagement avec un homme qui ne croit pas en l'amour. Parviendra-t-elle à changer le cœur d'un homme qui ne croit pas en l'amour ou découvrira-t-elle que parfois, l'amour ne suffit pas ?

"Jadi, apa yang kamu mau?" Mauryn mencoba untuk terdengar tegar meskipun dia gugup. Felix menatapnya lekat dengan senyum tipis menghiasi wajahnya. "Aku? Aku hanya ingin memastikan bahwa aku tidak akan menjadi pecundang lagi, dan kamu tidak mempermalukanku lagi seperti saat itu." ——— Mauryn Alexandra Devina tak sengaja memergoki pacarnya yang berselingkuh dengan seorang wanita di belakangnya. Hatinya hancur mengetahui orang yang paling dia percaya justru mengkhianatinya. Untuk melupakan kesedihannya, Mauryn memutuskan untuk menyambangi sebuah kelab malam. Malam yang dimulai dengan alkohol dan hentakan musik itu justru malah membuat Mauryn berakhir di kamar hotel bersama seorang pria yang tak asing baginya. Karena panik dan malu, Mauryn memutuskan untuk kabur dari hotel. Namun, Mauryn harus menghadapi kenyataan mengejutkan ketika dia kembali bertemu dengan pria dari malam itu yang  ternyata adalah CEO baru perusahaan tempatnya bekerja, Felix Nathaniel Mahardika. Bagaimana Mauryn bisa menghadapinya? Felix adalah senior kampus yang dulu pernah dia tolak di depan umum dengan alasan konyol!

May mga islang hindi mo mahahanap sa mapa. At may mga gabi na hindi kailanman pwedeng ikuwento. Siya—isang dalagang nangangarap ng katahimikan. Siya—isang lalaking matagal nang ginugupo ng mga alaala. Isang gabi. Isang kasunduan. Isang halik na hindi na mabubura. Akala nilang pareho, panandalian lang ang lahat. Hanggang sa lumitaw ang katotohanang kay tagal nang itinatago—at may isang pangalan na hindi dapat banggitin sa isla. Sa Euphoria, lahat may presyo. At ang ilang halik… may kapalit na buhay. This story involves themes of luxury companionship, sex work, and high-profile desire—served with a shot of fiction and a twist of imagination. Rated R18+ All characters, events, and situations in this story are purely fictional and stem from the author’s imagination. Any similarities to real people, stories, or existing works—published or unpublished—are entirely coincidental and unintentional. This story is a personal creation meant to explore unique emotional and psychological journeys. It is not intended to imitate, copy, or reflect the narrative or structure of any other existing work. Please respect the author’s creative freedom, and enjoy this story for what it is: a work of fiction born from heart, imagination, and curiosity.

"Ketika cinta berubah menjadi luka, dan pengorbanan dibalas dengan pengkhianatan. Dini, seorang istri yang berjuang keras demi suami yang ia cintai, terjebak dalam perjanjian dengan majikannya demi biaya pengobatan. Namun, kebenaran yang terungkap menghancurkan dunianya—uang yang ia kirimkan digunakan untuk mahar pernikahan suaminya dengan sahabatnya sendiri. Dibuang oleh keluarga dan suaminya, Dini harus bangkit dari kehancuran. Akankah ia mampu menemukan kembali harga dirinya di tengah luka pengkhianatan ini? Sebuah kisah menyayat hati tentang cinta, pengorbanan, dan kekuatan seorang perempuan."

"Whether you like it or not! You need to abort the baby! I don't need your fucking mercy Iris! You don't have to project yourself as a victim!" Lucas's eyes were flares as he stared at me deadly. He wants to slay me from his sight. He treats me as a trash. An unclean wife. "After you got everything? This is what you do? You'll abort the child? You're ruthless Lucas. You're a monster." I hardly hits him on his chest with my hands. I'm angry with him. He cheated on me. He made such a fool. He plays my heart. My eyes watered with tears as I hits him on his chest with my hands constantly. He wants to hurt him with all my might. I wants hurt with my hands to make him realize the truth. I couldn't help but hit him on his chest as I cried. What he did was painful. He thinks of me as a thing, that after he used and got everything from me, he just throws me away. My femininity meant nothing to him. He ruthlessly restrained my hands. My tears just fell down. I feels like my heart is being stabbed at this moment. I thought he was my happily ever after? But I was wrong! The man I adored was hurting me. He broke my heart after all. "Stop being a fool Iris. Nothing can blame but you. Because you wanted what happened to us. You are the only one that wants," His eyes widened at me with anger. His heart feels hatred for me. He ruthlessly choked me at my neck. I just looked up at him, catching my breathe. My tears are falling. "You need to abort the baby. You will do it to protect my identity Iris."

“You Whore! We both know that child isn't mine! Sign the divorce papers now, or I'll beat that thing out of your womb!” My husband roared as I lay dying on the bloody floor. What do you do when the man you loved becomes your worst nightmare? Beating you till you almost lose your unborn twins, then parading your sister as his new wife while you bleed alone? You don’t cry. You don’t beg. You leave and return as his worst nightmare and regret! It's more twisted when the sinfully handsome man who loves you will burn the world at the snap of your finger. And when your ex crawls back, begging. “Take me back, Aria. Your sister tricked me.” You look him in the eye and say. “Get lost, ex-husband. You're in my past now!”

“You can hide from anyone—but not from the devil who owns you.” There are choices that make us and others that break us. For Alessia Rivera, her worst mistake became her only way out. Alessia Rivera's world came crashing down the night she found her fiancé with her best friend in bed. Trust has been broken, humiliation dumped on her, everything ripped apart. But her family was concerned about power, not her pain. The marriage between her and Damon was politics, not love, and if she refused to play along, they would let her father rot in jail. One desperate night, Alessia sought escape in the arms of a stranger. A mistake. A secret. A fire that should not have happened. But Dante Moretti is not a man you forget. He is danger wrapped in a tailored suit, the kind of man people fear to whisper about. Cold. Commanding. Obsessive. And weeks later, Alessia learns the truth that rip her world apart: she is pregnant…And Dante is the father of her unborn child and he is also the mysterious new partner of her family’s empire. Now she is trapped in a cruel game. Marry the man who betrayed her to protect her father, or confess the truth to the devil who already marked her as his. To Dante, he doesn’t care about vows, rings, or the lies she hides behind. He wants one thing—her. And he will burn her world to ashes to claim what belongs to him. Because to Dante, love is not tender. Love is possession. Love is war. And Alessia is the only one that can quench this fire. The question is, how does one resist the devil who already owns her soul?

Jacob Milian and Arianna Sawyer are both in a convenience marriage that neither of them is happy about, where Jacob sees his wife as the most bitter, hostile, and dishonest woman that he has ever met, while Arianna sees her husband as a way to get her family out of debt. After the divorce, Jacob saw a different side of his wife that made him calmly say,” If you change your mind, I can consider giving you another chance,” but the woman he knew is not the same anymore. “ Thank you, but no need,” she tells him. Will these two find their way back to each other despite their hate toward each other?

Lena Carter wakes up to a life she doesn’t recognize. A ring on her finger. A marriage contract she doesn’t remember signing. And a husband she’s never met—Nathan Hale, the ruthless new president of Hale Group. She was supposed to be engaged to her longtime boyfriend, David Langford. But at what should have been her perfect proposal, a stranger walked in and called her his wife. The contract is ironclad—three years of marriage before she can even consider divorce. Nathan offers only one explanation: “You asked me to marry you, Lena. You just don’t remember.” Determined to uncover the mystery, Lena dives into her past, only to find blanks where her memories should be. Someone erased her past. Someone wanted her to forget. What really happened during her business trip to Las Vegas? Why did her powerful parents support the marriage without question? And why is David—once the man she loved—suddenly desperate to destroy her? Trapped in a dangerous game of power, deception, and secrets, Lena must figure out the truth before it’s too late. Because someone wanted her to forget that night. And if she remembers—she might not live to tell the story.