Black Humor Sayings

She married her childhood crush for money. Falling for him again wasn’t part of the deal. When Adele’s mother is diagnosed with ovarian cancer, she’s left with one impossible option: marry the man she once loved in secret—or watch her world fall apart. Julian Hawthorne, a cold billionaire with everything to lose, offers her a deal: two years of marriage, no strings attached, in exchange for enough money to save her family—and keep his manipulative ex-wife at bay while securing his dream business deal. To him, it’s just business. To her, it’s heartbreak waiting to happen. But fake vows can’t hide real feelings. And when old wounds reopen and boundaries blur, Adele is no longer the quiet girl he used to ignore—she’s the woman who might just destroy his control. Because in a game of power, secrets, and desire... The heart never sticks to the rules.

Saga of Pandora Interrupted continues with this story that follows her daughter Madeline. Madeline finds love in the most profound men. Being a vampire princess has never stopped her from exploring her sexuality but when one relationship gets foul she moves on to another. She never quite finds what she truly needs and desires. Travel through the life of a vampire princess as she matures and grows into the stunning queen she was destined to become alongside the man that she would also die for if it came to having to make that choice. (We hope it doesn't for literary sake) Sexual Content, foul language and some violence.

Athdal, a hybrid, after he was betrayed 3 centuries ago and lost most of his park, decided to live hidden amongst the humans away from the conflict of the supernatural world. 3 centuries later, he attend collage drawn by a subtle feeling from his wolf, there he meets Lisa a young girl unaware of her heritage. With the incoming conflict brewing in the supernatural world and Lisa's involvement in it, will Athdal decide to reveal himself to her and the world again so he can protect his friends?

(Mengandung unsur 21+) Jelita Kanaya adalah seorang pengacara yang cantik, seksi dan menggoda. Hingga suatu hari ia bertemu dengan seseorang dari masa lalunya, Dexter Green seorang CEO Alpha Green Company, yang menjadi penyebab dari trauma Jelita untuk menjalin hubungan yang serius dengan lelaki. Hubungan mereka yang tidak akur di masa lalu karena pengkhianatan Dexter, membuat Jelita membenci pria itu. Dan ia bertekad tidak akan pernah terjebak lagi pada pesona dan aura memukau dari lelaki yang juga pernah menjadi tunangannya. Namun apa jadinya jika ternyata Dexter belum bisa melupakan Jelita, padahal pria itu telah bertunangan dengan wanita lain? Dan bagaimana Jelita bisa mengelak, jika Dexter benar-benar menggunakan segala cara untuk mendapatkan Jelita lagi? Kisah akan dimulai dari saat pertemuan pertama antara Jelita dan Dexter, menghantarkan kepada sebuah persimpangan jalan hidup, pilihan dan takdir. IG : @blackauoranovels

In a world where destiny is written in the stars, the Moon Goddess holds the power to bind hearts. Selene, a young werewolf, finds herself at the centre of a controversial love triangle. Kidnapped by a vengeful Lycan Lord who is responsible for the massacre of her family, Selene's life takes an unexpected turn. She is rescued by the enigmatic Lycan King just before her eighteenth birthday. Her physical and mental strength have been obliterated at the hands of her abuser and she needs time to heal. But fate hasn't finished dealing her hand. A cruel twist is in store for Selene. As her wolf form awakens she discovers her true identity. She is destined to be bonded to not just one, but two powerful men. The ruthless Lycan King and the High Alpha who rules over the six werewolf packs of the South. As she grapples with her own desires and the complexities of her newfound bond, the High Alpha's attention is captured by Nerissa. She is a captivating Siren with her own agenda, who is being hunted by a ruthless gang of bounty hunters called the Siren Sisters. With the moon goddess's plans in jeopardy, Selene embarks on a soul-searching journey, fighting against the prejudice and doubts of a supernatural world that questions the legitimacy of her controversial fated mate bond. Moonbound Destiny: The Lycan king and his two Alpha Mates, is a spellbinding werewolf fantasy brimming with passion, intrigue and the eternal battle between love and duty, good and evil. Selene must navigate the treacherous waters of desire and acceptance, while the world around her teeters on the edge of chaos. Will she find the strength to embrace her fate and unite a divided supernatural world or will the forces conspiring against her love tear everything apart.

I was born the daughter of a traitor — unwanted, unloved, and bound to die as an Omega. Until the Alpha King marked me. Serena thought she was invisible in the ruthless Blackmoon Pack. Marked as the cursed child of a disgraced warrior, her life was full of silence and shadow. But everything changed the night of the Blood Moon ceremony — when the Alpha King, Caine Thorn, claimed her as his fated mate in front of the entire realm. Only he didn’t mean to. Now, Serena is caught in a deadly game. Hated by his court, hunted by his enemies, and bound by a mate bond that could tear her soul apart. Alpha Caine has vowed never to love — but the bond doesn’t care about vows. She has only two choices: run from the most powerful wolf alive or fight fate to earn his heart. And if she fails? She dies.

(Cerita ini mengandung adegan dewasa 21+) Kiara Retania (Kia), baru saja patah hati karena lelaki yang ia cintai akan menikah--dengan tunangannya. Ya, Kiara adalah seorang selingkuhan dari Alex Guntoro, atasan Kia yang akan menikah dengan wanita pilihan orang tuanya, dan meninggalkan Kia begitu saja. Kia berusaha mengobati patah hatinya dengan pergi ke club dan memilih pria untuk tidur dengannya malam ini. Dengan memutar botol minuman keras di atas meja untuk mendapatkan teman tidur, Kia pun terkejut ketika mulut botol itu malah menunjuk ke arah seorang bartender tampan dan mempesona. Namun... benarkah lelaki itu adalah seorang bartender? Ataukah dia adalah lelaki yang akan membalaskan sakit hati Kia kepada Alex, dan bertekad untuk mendapatkan Kia--baik hati dan tubuhnya? Jika kalian mencari tokoh utama yang polos dan lugu, bukan di sini tempatnya. Karena Kia adalah gadis liar, absurd, dan paling suka bersenang-senang!

(Cerita utk 21+) "Jadi kamu ingin membalas budi untuk semua kebaikanku, Aveline? Itu mudah, bayar saja dengan tubuhmu. Setiap hari. Setiap malam." ---Dominic Wolfe *** Aveline Rose semula hanya ingin bertemu untuk mengucapkan terima kasih, kepada pria misterius yang selama ini telah mendonasikan uang untuk pendidikannya hingga kini Aveline telah lulus kuliah. Maka dengan hati yang tulus serta senyum yang lebar, ia pun menemui pria dermawan itu, tanpa mengetahui siapa sebenarnya jati dirinya. Dominic Wolfe, pria yang semula dikira memiliki hati malaikat karena telah menjadi sumber dana pendidikannya selama bertahun-tahun, tanpa Aveline sangka ternyata memiliki sikap kejam dan manipulatif. Ia membuat Aveline menjadi budak yang dipenjara di sebuah superyacht (kapal pesiar) mewah miliknya, dan harus siap setiap malam untuk melayani hasratnya. Namun di balik itu semua, tak ada yang tahu jika Dominic menyimpan luka yang dalam, luka yang menjadi alasan di balik donasi pendidikan serta obsesinya kepada Aveline. *** visual tersedia di instagram @blackauroranovels

The trouble starts when Grace rejects her true mate in favor of her best friend, Alex. Yet, Alpha Alex has secretly found his true mate, so he rejects Grace. Grace runs away to save her life, but she faces an even more painful reality. Grace is the only surviving tribrid, and she is pregnant. She struggles to protect the identities of her triplets, even at the cost of her life. As she begins to organize her life, Grace must accept her fate of having three mates. New obstacles keep popping up, including Alpha Alex, who wants Grace back. And a new villain who wants the blood of the triplets. Grace must fight desperately to keep her loved ones and her pack safe. Can Grace protect the identities of her triplets from the threats of the outside world? Who will Grace choose to be her true mate? Can Grace and her true mate solve their problems and live in peace?

Five years ago, Alessia La Rosa's life took a drastic turn when, suffering from memory loss, she wed to Dominic Carter under her grandfather's mysterious arrangement. But their marriage was a facade, bringing her only humiliation and heartache as Dominic showed no love, and she couldn't conceive. Upon discovering Dominic's infidelity, Alessia sought liberation through divorce. Yet, fate had more in store for her. Five years later, spurred by an anonymous email hinting at her lost child's whereabouts, she returns to the city with her twin babies in tow, determined to uncover the truth. As she navigates the tangled web of her past, a surprising twist awaits. Dominic, upon meeting her again, finds himself drawn to the woman she has become, unaware of her true identity as his former wife. Little does he know, the woman he's falling for is not only his ex-wife but also a powerful Doctor and Master Hacker.