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"What color?" Troy scowls at him before striking a dramatic stance -- placing his hands on his hips and flipping his head back. "What do you think?! Obviously bland in color, bland-colored ice cream, you mega twit!" "You is rude!" Simo whines like a girl before taking a giant, glazed cherry and shoving it onto Troy's nose. "I'm telling BroDyl on you!" Troy responds with extreme emotion, as always. He's incapable of any logical thinking. "See if Simo care," Simo replies, a lot more calmer than Troy. "Don't test, Simo will headbutt you," Simo adds, doing threatening headbutting movements toward Troy. He pats the top of his head. "Hard."

He in turn groaned in reluctance, and a moment's stillness later, he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hole, "I am the one who you like to call the Jerk Mummy King." Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I was making exactly that face right about now. The Oh-sh*t-I'm-screwed face. Think! Think Lithe think! You are the sassy, smartassy most awesome little lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake. Anything will do. Just speak up. You know you have got this. You can do this!

he stroke my hair off my ear and licked it. I got furious and jumped off his leg. "What is the matter with you? What did I do this time?----" his phone buzzed in my hand, then he looked at me and said calmly "Okay sweetie, hand it over before you smash it with this rage you are feeling". I smiled for a second in mockery then said "Just like the way you smash fat Ass" He looked puzzled at me "Huh?" I licked my lips and rolled my eyes making hand gestures of sexual acts

I opened my water bottle and smashed water in his face and I said, “taste it, you deserve it,” Hope you enjoy it. Don't forget to leave💙💛 it down in the comment. Thank you 💙💛

A smile smeared on my face. Boom!

Don't you dare if you don't want me to fuck you naked on the rooftop! 'Why, your ego hurt, eh? What about my dignity that you just trampled calling me a slut?? Answer me you shameless beast!!', she scoffed, angry tears rolling down her cheeks. A loud smack resonated in the quitetude as a sharp blow hit her left cheek, twisting her neck to a certain degree, the impact too profound to break her neck.

The incident soon went viral and was trending on different platforms. The live welcomed a surge of viewers and the comments flooded the screen as a reverse waterfall. All the other influencers were excited. All the cameras were pointed at Kaze. “You see that?! That stupid idiot slapped me and he impersonated the God of War! He slapped me on my live stream!” The poor influencer forgot to scream as he showed the injuries on his face. He could not even speak properly after the slap. “Shut up!” A foot stomped on his face. Thump!

Smoke clenched his jaw but finally lowered his head in submission. Blade chuckled awkwardly and smacked Smoke on the head. “Learn to show respect, idiot,” he said, trying to ease the tension in the room before turning to me with a teasing grin. “While you’re having your… fun, boss, try to save some for the rest of us, yeah?” I turned to him slowly and gave a dark, humorless chuckle. “You really want to eat from the master’s table, Blade?” Blade’s grin faltered immediately. He raised his hands in surrender. “I was only joking, boss.”