Blow His Head Smoove Off Meme Mga Nobela at Kwento

"Should I blow his brains out?" . . . . TBC

" you already own a sex tape baby your friend made sure to upload it on socials didn't you see it.? You were giving me a head " What.? I wanted to scream is that why luyanda was smicking ? I didn't check my social today I quickly took out my phone and checked but immediately meet non other than Liam mseleku's marriage trending online I was mentioned some mentioned my mom " isn't this the man who proposed Sima three months back.? Pecks of dating hobos" Those were the comments my head was spinning I couldn't see properly thing became blur his words were slowly fading away. " babe I'm kidding I deleted the video before something can happen. "

he teased, raising his eyebrows playfully. Arum immediately flicked Bro M’s forehead, her face turning red. Hearing all this made me even more exasperated. “Ugh, Bro M! My God, I want to smack you, but I’m scared it’d be a sin to hit a GGS senior,” I said, pretending to be frustrated. Everyone burst out laughing. Hasan slapped his thigh, laughing so hard, while Nunu added, “True, Bro M is like a GGS artifact already.” Instead of being offended, Bro M leaned back comfortably. “Of course! I’m the coolest senior,” he boasted proudly.

" I ignored him. Group chat. 'Same time next week.' I wanted to ignore that one, but I put a thumbs up emoji. I couldn't risk them releasing the video before my finals. My whole junior year would be a waste if that happened. Fu8ck them. I would give them no emotion. They would get nothing from me except what I decided to give them. If I had to have meaningless se8x to get through this, I would. But fu8ck them both. ----- ----- -----

Smile tugging at my lips. The growl comes first. Scratchy, too small to scare anyone, but in his head he’s already a wolf. Then he launches, body slamming into my back with all the force he can muster. I stumble forward on purpose, adding drama to his triumph, and his laugh rips through the room. High, wild, victorious. Rose joins in, clapping like her brother just conquered the world.

Someone's about to lose their cool, and I bet it's this bald fucker. I can see the anger rising in him, his face turning bright red. “Don't you dare say it,” he growls, trying to shut me up, but it's too late. I can't help myself. With a grin, I blurt out: “Bald bean head!” The guy's face shifts from shock to fury in an instant, his eyes bulging.

He looked at the BOSS Zombie, who was now focused on Lia, trying to capture her "epic counterattack." Hey, you rotten Vlogger! Bima screamed at the top of his lungs. The BOSS Zombie turned, his glowing red eyes fixed on Bima. Mmmph... review... challenge... You're not a vlogger! Bima shouted again, You're just a failed rotten meat salesman who can't even make a decent review! Those words hit home. The BOSS Zombie's eyes widened, his pupils shrinking. His body began to shake. ['The Master of Disgusting Food Reviews' Meme ACTIVE!]

he spat, his voice slurred but his intent clear, “you’re digging a hole for yourself.” I smirked, my voice dripping with mockery. “Sorry, old man, but you’re going in that hole first.” Channeling the gale within me, I flung out a blast of wind. The force hurled him through the air, his body slamming into an apple tree twenty feet away with a crack that rivaled the one in his jaw.

�𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒, 𝑔𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑚𝑎, 𝑘𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑑 ? 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑝� ��𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 30 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑠, 𝑂ℎ 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑓𝑓. . People started to laugh and I didn't have the time to react from Carvie's sudden punch,with his continues punch and kick from his friends, my vission were starting to blurry.

He tapped his screen and turned the phone toward me with devilish glee. And there it was: a photo of me in the backseat, hair looking like I lost a fight with a wind turbine, eyes half-open, mouth drooping in a way that made me question the structure of my entire face. The cherry on top? A dumb little meme caption he added himself: "Local Girl Realizes Alcohol Is a Scam: More at 9." " I'm never showing my face in public again" I slapped my hands over my face. "Kai. Delete it and the rest of whatever villainous things are in that folder."