Novel & Cerita Booktok Slang

“And it was perfect. Now do it again.” I bit my lip to stop laughing. As we chopped and peeled and banged pots around like unpaid interns, Mum started talking about her book club. “These women,” she said, shaking her head as she seasoned the pot, “act like they’re solving world hunger. Last week they argued for forty minutes about the symbolism of a chair.” “A chair?” I asked “ is that like some boring mum slang?” “Yes. No what's slanged. It's just a normal chair.” Charlotte’s eyes widened. “Was it an important chair?”

If this was the case, and I was forced to come to the Capital, it would be hard to reject them. "I don't want it! End of the matter!" I immediately ran away. If Marcus pressed on, I would run out of excuses. That Marcus fellow was a bit dangerous! ***** An/: Eating dog food- a w******l slang when a person showed his/her affection to his/her significant others in front of single people. ****

Hikari snarled at me. “What does that mean? Baka baka baka. What is baka!” “Idiot!” “I know I am an idiot when it comes to your language! Tell me what that baka means!” “It means idiot, you idiot!” Hikari gritted his teeth. “There was no need for you to bring me here. I wasn’t that hurt…” Hikari slightly punched my stomach, and the iron taste of blood rushed into my mouth and nose. I coughed out blood, holding on to Hikari’s shoulders. I wiped off the blood dripping from my nose.

Hope you guys enjoyed the chapter :) Translations: eat chips from yer nickers - performing oral sex on a woman Saps - wuss, mama's boy, wimp Gowls - pussy Lat of shite - lot of lies aka bullshit

Libra promptly showed she'd thumbed through my Book of Social Fugliness. "I only date real men," she shredded the 'second-stringers' to pieces. The blast socially staggered them. "If you have to think about it, boys, you are not a man. Don't strain yourself trying to be something you can't even comprehend. Now one of you go get me a drink while I think about what Cáel and I are going to do to Brooke tonight." In social parlance, that was shooting someone with both barrels of a shotgun then using the stock to tenderize the remains.

the cringe inspiring, whiny speech was cut off on time by Joy, who seemed to be on fiyah today. [ ** A/N- To the slang knowledge deprived population of my dear readers, no worries I am here. Fiyah is a way of saying ‘fire’ ** ] “Undying love for each other ? Yeah, yeah, we know,” Joy rolled her eyes. “Get your butt rolling out of here, lady. You heard your Alpha and you seriously do not want to mess with me, even before you reach my sister and her HUSBAND WHO IS HER MATE,” Joy reinforced that piece of information in the thick head’s stupid brain.

But the tone cuts through the air, sharp, precise, a quiet threat wrapped in foreign syllables. However, I’m almost sure my brother can speak the lingo — or at least understand it — languages stick to him like teeth to gum. “Not if I get to you first, poepol (Afrikaans = asshole),” Jackson snubs condescendingly. “Dan gaan jy kak.” (The Afrikaans phrase literally translates to ‘then you’re going to poop’ — but here it’s used more figuratively to mean something like “then you’re going to get it” or “then you’re fucked” or “then shit is gonna happen”)

He finds it difficult to breathe and this is no surprise because, if his fat is enough to affect his walking, how much more his breathing? ------------*---------*-------*--- *What is the cause of all this noise? {Yoruba} **Skido means skin cut {A Nigerian slang} ***'Haba' {An exclamation.} ****You also scammed her {in the passage above, Ayo spoke PIDGIN. A Nigerian way of speaking that involves slangs, a few made up words, a bit of our local dialects and then actual English.} *****An exclamation {Pidgin} ******But why did the girl runaway like that? {Pidgin}