RUTHLESS BILLIONAIRE EX-HUSBAND CHASED ME BACK
“I awoke at dawn. I performed twelve stretches. I brushed my teeth for two minutes. I consumed 300 milliliters of water at a temperature of 15 degrees Celsius…”
We became a chorus of the mundane. A bulwark of utter, predictable normalcy. The stampeding narrative chaos, which fed on drama, conflict, and surprise, began to falter. The plot bunnies, finding no exciting twists to propagate, slowed, confused. The grammatical errors, encountering our syntactically flawless, soul-crushingly dull statements, spasmed and began to simplify.
The screaming tear in the sky wavered. The raw nonsense flowing through it met the solid wall of our concerted, collective boredom and… slithered off, seeking more
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