Break Time Funny Novels & Stories

"I did take breaks every time I went for a pee. And if it hadn't been for you acting a jerk this morning, I might have had the time to take a break." I can't help but chuckle about her answer. "A pee is a break? Serious? Guess I need to bring this across to all my other employees, which would save me a lot of wages. Only they would probably hate me even more than you did this morning." "Hey, I went for four pees, let's say with washing hands that's about five to six minutes per pee, adds up to between twenty and twenty-four minutes. Plus, the time wasted this morning adds up to more than enough for a break."

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

The lady of the couple seemed to take a longer glance than one would expect, maybe seeing a bit of Anns tit that was still on display. As soon as they were leaving, Ann laughed and said, "Well they nearly got a good show, I hope they watch the video!" She glanced around quickly and said "OK, let's get on with this before we get interrupted again. Let's fuck baby." She had broken character and they had decided not to edit the funny interruption out.

After a few minutes of going on with the movie without any interruptions, Brianna began yawning and looking at the wall clock which was resting perfectly on the wall. “Time to call it a day?” Arianna turned to ask Brianna who was still busy yawning. “Yes, as you know I’ve had a very long day” “The movie was a two-hour yawn after all” Brianna said as she got up from the couch. “I trust you’ve had your medications tonight?” Arianna inquired. “Thanks for your concern ma’am, I have already,” Brianna said sarcastically. Brian gave a short laugh as he found Brianna’s last statement funny, he had to make the laughter short as he couldn’t risk getting Arianna pissed or feeling mocked by him.

After a second, she laughed and pinched my very chubby cheeks. "Just kidding." She smiled. I just smiled and talked with her about girly kinds of stuff. She's kind of allowed since she's on her break time. When her break time's finished, she went back to her spot. Well for me, I just stayed here in the café watching her serve the customers' orders. It's been like five hours and I feel so sad and all. Imagine, I just lost my job a while ago but I'm still here being a martyr-like I won't be freaking hurt.

He looked annoyed with him and gave him lots of work. So much so that he did not get free even at the lunch break. We waited for him to get free but Dr Grumpy said, that he can take a break once his work is completed. We went to have our break, while Kunal kept working. I saw Dr Parth, dragging his friend to the cafeteria. " Parth, leave me!! " his friend said.

For the first time that morning, I laughed. *** I slowly rise, careful not to hurt my waist. It was eight-fifty. Almost breakfast and for the past one hour, I had been working hard. The agency had better give me a generous raise for this. I heard a soft laugh from behind. Morris. He was trying not to stare at me but I could see him peeping from the top of the newspaper he was pretending to read. "What is so funny?" "You have just one more tile to mop and you decide to rest then? Why not just finish it already and then rest, that certainly seems easier to me." He shrugged, trying so hard not to laugh at the scowl that sat on my face.

“Besides that would be sooo fun if we worked together! And she kept on talking. Finally Em couldn’t take it and she snorted. Rainn shut up and looked around.. trying to find what could possibly be funny at a time like this. “What.. what happened?” “How do you do that without taking a breath?” Em joked to her. Rainn looked at her a moment then busted out laughing. “Sorry!’ I get going and I can’t stop.” “No don’t be sorry I love it” Em said. “I know it’s annoying..” Rainn sort of half laughed.

“This kinda reminds me of that TikTok video… what was it again? Oh yeah—‘Why are you gay?’” “Shut the fuck up, Carl,” Benji shoots back, then bursts into laughter, and the rest of us follow. God, moments like this… damn I love my team. Well, everyone except Jocelyn. When our laughter finally dies, Rose stands, brushing her skirt. “We only asked for a two-hour break to come see you. We should get back before Jocelyn notices we’re gone.” “Wouldn’t want to give her another reason to ‘fire our lazy asses,’” Benji says with a dramatic eye roll.

I countered their arguments but they came with some sort of retort. Another man with a crazy beard voiced, "If we aren't well rested we wouldn't do good jobs, Boss." "You are right, you need to be healthy to get this done quickly. You could get sick which will only slow us down and I know the Boss wants this to be over more than any of us." I didn't know when Andre walked up to my side. "You can take the day off tomorrow and you'll get another thirty-minute break from here on out." The men thanked him while I glared, fury written on my expression