Break Time Funny Novels & Stories

… No matter how it'd said I know they are not going to like what I have to say today. “There was an attempted break-in at the store at 7:00am…. “ They are all shocked into silence pondering over the attempted break-in. The silence seems too prolonged so I pick up my phone and send a funny video to all three of them. I smirk I know it's not the right time, but my sense of humor is dark at times. Brandon tenses beside me while both men on the screen get visibly upset. I turn over the camera to show them Noah sitting beside us watching cartoons.

"Right. Fuck this. I'm leaving. Lunch is almost over." "But I asked nicely." "Wait, you still want me to —" I pause at the sight of him unclipping the belt buckle and I close the gap, grabbing the tip. His belt. The tip of his belt. "Lunch is over in five." "Don't worry, I probably won't last that long." That's a funny joke. He's a hilarious madman. "Stop. It."

"No, we need to achieve a meaningful result first" "That was the big boss's order, " he added immediately. "Discard that!" I said immediately. "I'm the boss here right now, let them take a break please " "It's been almost six hours oh my God!" I moved forward and raised my voice a little bit higher . "Guys " I called and they all turned to look at me . "You've been working for so long and you're all doing well" "I appreciate the hard work, but for now you can go on a forty - five minutes break " I announced.

He asked Jake. “Goddess, I don’t even remember what a break is,” Jake said. “My boss has been a pain in the ass,” he joked. Viktor shot him a side look and I couldn’t help the shit-eating grin that spread across my face. “I’ll show you something in your ass,” Viktor mumbled and I choked on my saliva. My mate just told a joke. I’m used to jokes coming from Jake, I’m not used to jokes from him.

Otherwise he would make some sleezy comment on my ass or Lisas lips. He was that kind of boss. We quickly got dressed and hit the floor. Serving our tables and taking orders until one hour later, it was lunch break. We had done approximately three hours worth of work in that hour. Meaning we were done for it. We walked back to the staff kitchen and sat down, both of us releasing a heavy breath and closing our eyes. Lisa started giggling and I soon followed. ”We fucked up,” I said. ”Hey, if being late keeps him from saying I have the best lips for sucking dick and staring at me every time I drink from a bottle, I'm game,” she said as she slouched back further.

“You in?” “If there are snacks.” He held up two fingers. “Microwave popcorn and expired candy from the clearance bin. Very high-end.” “Tempting,” she said softly. Their eyes met, and for a moment, the joke faded, replaced by a strange quiet. Not awkward. Just charged. Marcus cleared his throat. “Hey… I know I joke a lot, but—” “You’re one of the few reasons this place feels bearable,” Brenda interrupted, voice lower. “Even on twelve-hour shifts and back-to-back customer complaints.”

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Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

"How long it is, how terribly long since you left this house for more than forty-eight hours ago and left an old father worried so greatly. Ain't y'all tired of being overly worked out sitting behind the wheel several hours running around Los Bahamas? My days are short but yours is longer, I should recommend a little bit of rest with a beautiful lady by your side for just today. Life is too short!" "I bet everyone living in this neighborhood knows how much I really hate staying alive during spring time in brokenness and without a piece of cent in my pocket. It simply makes me feel dead inside even when I'm still breathing. Don't worry, I'm gonna make it up to y'all. Dinner time 6pm no pranks

As we worked together to finish up the meal, I couldn’t shake the feeling that maybe, just maybe, this was what I’d been looking for all along. Breakfast was a delight. We settled back into bed with our plates, and the conversation flowed easily. Alex was in a playful mood, and we traded silly jokes and light-hearted teasing that had us both laughing uncontrollably. At one point, I almost spilled my coffee because I was laughing so hard at one of Alex’s jokes. I glanced at the clock, realising with a jolt that I was cutting it close for my work event. “Looks like someone’s going to be late!” Alex teased as she wiped crumbs from my cheek.