Break Time Funny Novels & Stories

"Thanks for being honest." "No problem, but now tell me, how long until your dick wakes up again?" She propped herself up on one elbow and looked at him, then diverted her gaze to his half-erect penis and became discouraged, flopping back onto the pillow. "Oh, I guess it'll take another half hour or so, huh?" Frank took a while to recover from laughing. "Damn, I thought you were going to break me in bed, but instead you're trying to kill me with laughter. You women think we're all like you, give me a break, woman!" He said between chuckles.

" He replied excitedly. After that, many employees who was not yet finished working. "You can take your break now don't work over time," Jate stated on their employees around.

I am used to having a few morning coffees with these late nights and early rises to get my day started. After a busy morning, I go for my break at eleven a.m., which is earlier than usual, but I just needed to relax. Sitting through the back, I couldn’t stop thinking about the horrible nightmare that woke me. It seemed more realistic than usual, I was sweating, and my heart was racing. Just then, my boss Dave comes through. “Can you go back from your break a bit early? We are getting busy as it’s nearing lunchtime,” He asked. “Sure thing, boss, man!” I replied.

just a while ago were now sending grateful, overjoyed stickers and emojis in the chat. Lucy said, "Thank you so much for your generosity, Ms. Knox! I knew that having you as my boss was the best choice ever!" Gerard then said, "Thanks so much, Ms. Knox! I'll go check out the travel agenda right now!" Fiona said, "Wait, I need to go shopping first! I wanna look nice in my photos!" They sure changed their minds more quickly than a woman would. Just as everyone was getting excited for the trip, an untimely message popped up.

It's another day to be my apparently grouchy self, hands now tucked into my pockets, casually leaning against a lamp post; watching my happy band of colleagues come driving up the road. They come to a screeching halt, almost rubbing off the leather from my shoes, Brett's smiling face sticking out the window, the others laughing at whatever stupid joke was shared between them. An eyebrow lifts in the idiot's direction, a subtle question to ask if he thought this was hilarious, the car's tire only inches from my toes. "Just lighten up will you? " Brett jokes. "Could have been worse. I could have squashed your toes." Collin laughs along with the idiot, while I huff, holding unto the back of the

They sat there looking at each other and then burst out laughing. "Oh my goodness, you are something. Is your hand okay?" "Yes. I just need to ice it for another hour or so.... But how are you?" "I'm a little upset. But we're on a break so he can mingle." "Aarrg. Let's not talk about that anymore. You're actually making my headache worse." Ella laughed at that. "I have to ask though, how did Beau know how to calm you down?" "What? When?" "When he carried you out of the food court. "

Like full-body, shoulders-shaking laughter. “It’s not funny!” I hiss, smacking his arm, though I can’t help the small grin tugging at my lips. “That’s Calvin. Mr. ‘All Business, All the Time.’ Since when does he... dance like that?” Bill wipes at his eyes, still laughing. “Looks like Calvin’s not as boring as you thought.”

And that itself was frustrating. Lunch break ended thirty minutes ago. But the way our floor has been acting didn't looked like it. Instead of working, everyone was laughing and chattered with one another. Minju and her friend group laughed as if there was no tomorrow. The men were too happy with their chatter and were throwing paper balls at one another. Others just chatted amongst themselves. A few were even sleeping on their desks.

… No matter how it'd said I know they are not going to like what I have to say today. “There was an attempted break-in at the store at 7:00am…. “ They are all shocked into silence pondering over the attempted break-in. The silence seems too prolonged so I pick up my phone and send a funny video to all three of them. I smirk I know it's not the right time, but my sense of humor is dark at times. Brandon tenses beside me while both men on the screen get visibly upset. I turn over the camera to show them Noah sitting beside us watching cartoons.

"Right. Fuck this. I'm leaving. Lunch is almost over." "But I asked nicely." "Wait, you still want me to —" I pause at the sight of him unclipping the belt buckle and I close the gap, grabbing the tip. His belt. The tip of his belt. "Lunch is over in five." "Don't worry, I probably won't last that long." That's a funny joke. He's a hilarious madman. "Stop. It."