Bubbler Caffeine Content Novels & Stories

“Tired” She nods her head as I start to drive and says, “I need caffeine”! I pull into the drive-thru Starbucks and she leans over me to make her order of some mango fruity something or other… Her butt is all in my face! I thought she said she needed caffeine. I looked at the digital board for the thing she just named to see its caffeine level is as high as my Americano. How’s that work?!

Halos maubo siya at inilapag kaagad ang tasa ng iniinom na kape saka madaliang nilunok ang likidong nasa bibig. Over ang kanyang reaction, alam niya 'yon pero hindi niya lang mapigilan ang halo-halong emosyon na lumukob sa kanya. "Talaga? Isasama niya ako?" nanlaki ang kanyang mata at halos maiiyak na dahil sa galak.

He asked between sips. "That drink is named after cocaine. It says here it's loaded with caffeine and extra sugar. There's four hundred and fifty milligrams of caffeine in a medium drink. There’s enough caffeine in that to equal about three cups of coffee I think. Well normal coffee mug sized anyhow. Oh, you got a large, so that's um six hundred milligrams. And it's got enough sugar that you might as well stick your straw in a bag of sugar." "What!" He froze mid sip and looked down at his cup. It was nearly gone. He had practically chugged down a cocaine slushy. He grabbed the menu from Chloe and searched for his drink. He paused as he read. "Who comes up with this kind of shit?"

She skimmed it quickly. "Ding." Another email. Probably meeting docs, she figured. But the second she clicked it open, her eyebrows lifted in visible disbelief. Email subject: [Alpha's Personal Preferences Guide.] What the actual hell? She opened the cursed file. The level of detail? Straight-up insane. First cup of coffee: Ethiopian Geisha, natural process, exactly 20g, water at precisely 92°C. After naps? Japanese gyokuro made with 70°C water. Working past midnight? Sparkling water, exactly three ice cubes.