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The Rugby Captain Knows My Secret Getting into Blackridge Sports Academy meant giving up my identity. To chase the future I'd always dreamed of, I disguised myself as a boy and earned a place at the country's most prestigious all-male sports school. My plan was simple: keep my head down, play hard, and never let anyone discover the truth. Then Cassian Vale happened. The ruthless rugby captain caught me in the one moment I couldn't hide who I was. Now he knows my secret—and instead of exposing me, he's keeping it. But secrets come with a price. The closer we become, the harder it is to pretend we're just teammates. If the truth gets out, I'll lose everything I've fought for. And if I fa

BLURB “This…this is wrong.” I whispered, shivering as Rowan’s fingers traced along the lines of my slit. “Wrong?” Ellis’ lips brushed my neck, his teeth grazing my skin. “Honey, forbidden is what makes it irresistible.” Noah’s lips grazed my ear, his warm breath fanning my ears as his soft voice slipped in. “And you’ll learn… We take what we want.” ***** Isla North had always followed her brother's rules, until she tasted what it was like to break them. Her brother, Asher North, captain of the college hockey team, made one rule when his sister resumed freshman year: “You can fuck with other girls for all I care, but do not go close to my sister.” They all easily agreed; after all, bro

After being betrayed by her secret hockey-star boyfriend and stepsister, chubby Liora Devereux agrees to fake date his billionaire rival, legendary hockey captain Diamen Black, to get revenge. But as their pretend relationship turns real, Liora discovers dangerous secrets about her family and that Diamen has been obsessed with her far longer than she ever knew.

For three years, Ivy Bennett loved Noah Kingsley in silence. The school's hockey captain. The heir to the Kingsley billion-dollar empire. The boy every girl wanted. And the boy who never once looked at her. At least that's what she thought. When a scandal erupts during senior year, Ivy is accused of leaking exam answers and destroying the future of the prestigious Kingsley Hockey Academy. Noah publicly blames her. Her best friend betrays her. The entire school turns against her. Heartbroken and humiliated, Ivy leaves town with her reputation in ruins. But what nobody knows is that Ivy Bennett was never the scholarship student everyone believed her to be. She is the hidden daughter of the bil

After the cruise ship strikes a hidden reef, panicked passengers shove me and Kristen Langford into the sea. My boyfriend, Elijah Jensen, is the ship's captain, so he plunges into the water. But instead of saving me, he grabs Kristen and boards the last lifeboat. I thrash and cry for help, but he slaps my hand away. "You can swim. Stop pretending for attention!" Elijah snaps. "Kristen's body temperature is dropping. I have to get her to a hospital!" The waters around me are pitch-black, and his words feel like a death sentence. When the tracking bracelet I always wear is discovered inside a shark, Elijah dives alone into shark-infested waters, searching for three days and nights.

I kissed a stranger at a party and it turned out to be my worst nightmare. Rosie is a total nerd and a straight A student. Her goals were simple. Survive college, maintain her scholarship and take care of her brother. But when she’s forced to house party by her best friends she finds herself in a game of truth and dare and she’s dared to kiss the first boy she sets her on or pay the default fees of 500usd. In her drunken state she kissed the first boy she sets her eyes on but when she pulls away she finds out that the boy she had kissed was no other than Cole Donovan the most popular boy on campus, her school hockey team captain and a tv star. Cole isn’t a sweetheart, he’s th

‎She rules the underworld like a game she never loses. ‎Isabella Marisol Reyes"La Veintiuna Negra" is ruthless, untouchable… until a kind-hearted mechanic crosses her path and becomes her only weakness. What starts as obsession turns into a love she doesn’t know how to handle—and a danger he may not survive. ‎When her past comes back for blood and war erupts, one choice will change everything: ‎keep him and destroy him… or lose him to save him. ‎

After losing a round of truth or dare, Ezra Everton pointed at me from across the room like it was nothing. "Her. The brokest girl at the whole art institute. For fun." The room exploded with laughter. Everyone waited for me to get dumped on the spot and humiliated. I was already about to tell him to go screw himself when bright red floating comments suddenly blew up in front of me— [Don't say no! Say yes! That's a walking jackpot!] [Make his heart race for one second and you'll unlock a $100,000 payout!] [I'm screaming. Ezra's family is crazy rich. One tiny leak from his wallet could build a whole new wing for Evervale Home!] [For real. He acts arrogant, but he's secretly such a soft

Miranda Cassidy has gone into hiding. Her life has been chaos and now she wants quiet. Jackson is a wolf who needs his luna, but he must be patient with her broken nature. Together they will forge a future through dangerous wolves, men, and war to reshape the future.

On New Year, my childhood friend, Maverick Kirk, asks for the passcode of my new home. Initially, I thought he wanted to give me a housewarming gift. But when I open the door, I'm stunned to see more than a dozen people gathering in my home. As Maverick smiles and approaches me, he makes sure to shoot me a look. "What are you doing here, Chloe? You're in luck—we're having a family dinner!" I just look very confused in return. Before I can even ask Maverick any questions, his girlfriend, Bianca Bennett, adopts a passive-aggressive tone instantly. "Is your childhood friend extremely charismatic? I'm curious as to how she managed to coax your home's passcode out of your mouth!" Maverick's