Too Fat for Love
The meows of another cat made me smile and reach over, scratching Satan behind the ear as well.
"Charlie," I said cooing at him, "Don't you want to meet your mother," that's all it took for him to hiss, scratch my wrist and run off.
"Bloody bit-mut-feline," I snapped rushing to the tap to rinse my hand. Damn it did I forget to trim his claws again?
I was more worried about getting a stain on this stupid yellow dress than the pain of it. It would hit me later. Maybe I could just drink all the alcohol there. I smiled.