Cheesy One-liners For Her Novels & Stories

her voice resonated through the line. "I didn't know that you missed me that much" I whooped, gauging her reaction. She let out a hoot of laughter that rung like the keys from a pianoforte "you are an asshole, Lance you know that?" "I am still your Alpha don't forget that" I joked with a mock still voice. She scoffed "Go to hell, Alpha my ass" she returned in likewise tone and I burst out laughing. These were the things I enjoyed each time we were together. Her humor was beyond anything I can fathom.

her eyes twinkle and a sweet smile beams at me. "Hey how about I take my favorite girl to lunch, want to visit your old work place, that chicken feta sandwich was really good?" She smiles at me, "sure, I really like their food, especially their Ceasar salad." Ceasar stirs in my head, "she's not funny." I chuckle at him, "she wasn't referring to you bud," he huffs, "yea, she's getting punished for that too."

I sigh contentedly, strumming my fingers down her arms. "You are so cheesy sometimes." She chuckles nudging me in the ribs. "Only for you babe." I say as I sneak a kiss on her lips. "Friends Liam. I said we could be friends." "And I said it would never work. You want me too much." I tease, "You know you can't resist these abs." I say slowly pulling my shirt up and making my pecs dance at her. "Such a cheese ball." She laughs playfully poking at my muscles.

“Don’t do anything stupid.” Her smile didn’t waver. It seemed to stretch even wider, a sense of superiority radiating off her. "Now, that’s just boring. You know the only way I’ll enjoy my night is if I spend it with Dane.” She let out a soft, almost mocking laugh as she saw the flicker of shock cross my face. “I mean, if I’m left alone, I might get bored… and you know what happens when I’m bored. Things get... messy."

“A fruit and cheese subscription box. And not the cheap kind. The good stuff. Aged cheddar, honeycomb, figs. He knows my weaknesses.” I tried not to laugh. “Please tell me you canceled it.” She looked at me, completely deadpan. “Florence. I may have self-respect, but I’m not a fool. I deserve free fruit and cheese.” I laughed out loud this time, nearly choking on my egg roll. “Of course you do.” She leaned her head back against the wall, eyes closed for a second. “I know it sucks, but… you’ll find someone a million times better one day,” I said softly.

I murmured with a gasp. “You don’t have to say it in front of my face, okay?” She muttered with a pout. “And besides, sugar mommy is rampant these days.” “What?” I exasperatedly laugh upon hearing that wife’s coming out from her mouth. I watch her as she roll her eyes heavenward when I can’t help but to play a laugh. “Fck you…” She whispered before chewing back on her cheesecake. I am still laughing but now trying to hold it before pointing her using my fork. “Go little rockstar.” I sang, joining the trending sound I often heard in Tiktok these days.

She sliced a piece of cheese slowly. "Are you thinking?" I inquired. "Yes, it's challenging," she replied. "It can't be that difficult." "Then do you have any ideas?" she fired back. "You love animals," I pointed out. "And I don't dislike them." She cut another slice of cheese and locked her eyes on me. "I've heard you call Warren a little bastard at least thirty times." "With affection," I clarified. She popped the cheese into her mouth. "So we have two things in common. Based on my calculations, we should have enough commonalities to be friends in about five hundred and sixty-four years." Reaching for her beer, she left me at a loss for words.

She smoothed her skirt down and winked, "Lasagna...it should be as delicious as our first course! But...I wouldn't mind serving up another hot pocket...for dessert." I nodded, with a big grin, "That sounds perfect. You know...you're amazing...takin' a bellyful and ready for more!" She turned to laugh, "You should talk...yer like a ginormous energizer bunny! You're always ready for more...you even have a freakin' harem!" I nodded with a cocky grin, "Yeah...you got me there...I'm a slut...but a very cute slut...don't you think?"

She said. I smiled and held her hand “Always and forever.” “Not the Mikaelson line” she laughed. I chuckled. I didn’t mean to quote the Mikaelsons but now that she said it I actually saw the correlation. It was hilarious. “You like spoiling my moments this girl” I teased her. “Well if you didn’t come out with cheesy stuff then maybe I wouldn’t have to.” She shot back. I smiled and glanced at her “You make me cheesy baby.” She rolled her eyes playfully and said “Oh no” dramatically.

I said, cooing and she chuckled, rubbing my back. “You're way too sweet today. I don't have dfgh to give.” She said and we laughed it off. I helped make the fruits gghh and we talked over it, catching up.. “Yuri Klein, mom, her skin was so great. She's literally a goddess.” I gushed as I helped her cut up some cheese Looking up, she asked, “Really?” “Mmmh mmh.” I nodded. “Sounds like you had a lot of fun. That wss so thoughtful of him.”