Cheesy One-liners For Her Novels & Stories

she asked as she popped a cheeto into her mouth and licked the dust off her finger. “I have about thirty minutes to kill. I just thought I should check in on you. You decided not to go?” I asked. “Of course I’m going. Baggy t-shirt and old boxer shorts are the latest fashion craze.” I laughed. “But no, despite Sam and Alice’s best efforts, they could not convince me to go eighth them. I am going to spend my evening watching my favorite cheesy movies and stuffing my face with as much food as I can eat. I’m sorry, I am being rude. Do you want any?” she asked and offered me some of her Cheetos.

"Psh, please. You do not need a wingman, Sissy. Do you know how many orifices we women were blessed with? You're like a sexy slice of Swiss cheese. A night out and it's game over." My cheeks burn with embarrassment at her choice of words and referring my orifices to cheese. "My gosh. You truly have no filter," I say before belting out into a fit of laughter. My stomach still hurts from laughing so much with Crayvin last night. I am not complaining though, a couple of laughing encounters with these two, and I will be as good as new. "Where would the fun be in that?" Tarra quips. I roll my eyes and giggle. "I am leaving the room now," I say between laughs.

" I'm not gay , Alex, if that's what you wanna know." She shrugs." Find you clingy sometimes." " I don't even know why I'm talking to your dumbass." " You didn't just call me a dumbass , did you?" " Yeah. I just fuckin did. What you gon' do?" She glares at me for what feels like thy kingdom come. She chuckles and licks her bottom lip. " You're horny , you should get laid." I roll my eyes and sigh. This is taking too long. When are we supposed to shoot Francesso for fuck's sake.

“I…” She finally came to know that he was good at teasing. She bit her lips. - One is your wife and one is your girlfriend. -

Maddox walks to me and wraps an arm around my waist. "Here," he hands me a small box. I open it and a small message at the back." He takes the locket from the box and clasps it around my neck. I turn around, wrapping my arms around his waist this time. "Thanks for everything Maddox. You made me feel happy today, and you've done lots of things for me just to put a smile on my face every day." How to be Cheesy 101, first you have to say a bunch of cheesy shit to your lover, second kiss them on the lips and then, decide whether you want a bunch of babies running around your very comfortable home (note the sarcasm).

u fool * KISS THE SHIT OUTTA HER * frequent recharges (aka cuddle sessions) * is snuggling the same as cuddling? Idk but i want it * buy her lots and lots of flowers * tell her she’s beautiful and gorgeous and the prettiest thing u’ve ever seen :( * (REFER TO ABOVE) try to control urself tho * read manga or books to her, whatever she likes * dance with her on the streets, in the stores—anywhere and everywhere

I said really enjoying the food. "Can you pay me for everyday?" She asked amused placing the fork in her mouth. I chuckled taking a sip of my wine. "So my attention isn't enough?" I asked her and she smiled "Questions can't answer questions," "Stop being smart with me," I said and she smiled looking at me bitting the inside of her cheek her eyes peeling back the layers to my soul. "I have a great love for Shakespeare," she said randomly and I smiled loving when she speaks about herself.

She indifferently said. But he could hear the laughter in her voice. “What do you mean by that?” He asked, reading between the lines. “I mean, you should buy the necklace and put it on my neck in front of everyone. In fact, you better get on your knees and ask me to accept a token of admiration.” She said, cocking her head with a mischievous smile on her face. “What?” He was stunned. He had not thought it would be like that.

“It’s my first question. You’re on the hook.” I laughed, shaking my head. “Fine. Hit me.” She smiled, her eyes mischievous. “Okay…favorite guilty-pleasure snack. Go.” “Cheetos.” I chuckled. “I’d kill for those things.” She laughed out, “No way! They stick to your fingers like pest and turn them orange. How can anyone love that?” “Come on, Eve, That’s part of the fun. Adds character.” I joked. She tilted her head, smirking. “Character, huh? Is that what you call it?”

The first message read. "hmmm! someone's being cheesy right now" The second one filled in, responding to my message earlier. I chuckled. She thought I was being dramatic and exaggerating her presence in my life. Clearly she was still learning about me. "Nice lines." The third was accompanied by two laugh emojis. fuck! I had only said it was easy waking up knowing I got to see her. "Have any doubts Princess? Why don't you start by making the morning beautiful for me. Just a glimpse of you before your class" I messaged back.