Cheesy One-liners For Her Novels & Stories

"Wow, I guess the bad elements entered you, really. " "Tss, I'm just apologizing. Stop saying nonsense things, " I said. "Okay, okay. Just keep cool, honey. " "I'm a human, not a honey. " "You're too serious. Let me guess, you want to be a philosopher someday, do you? " She asked. "You're corny. Should I slap you some corn? " "HA HA HA! Funny, funny, funny, very, very, very... " I mentally rolled my eyes.

I couldn’t help but laugh. “Are you even succeeding?” I giggled. “Thin ice little girl,” she narrowed her eyes at me, but there was something different about her. “You’re... glowing,” I mentioned. She shrugged with a small smile. “I don’t know what you mean.” I narrowed my eyes at her. “I can’t believe this! You’re in love, and you can’t lie to me because I know that look all too well!” “I need parmesan cheese,” she brushed off.

“You want to win a woman’s heart? You do it with basic, reliable, artery clogging American cheese.” “And here I thought it was the kissing.” I teased. She smirked. “Well, I am almost certain that helped.” I leaned in. “Want to test if it still holds up?” She pretended to consider it. “Only if you don’t burn the bread this time.” “I was emotionally compromised!” She laughed, and God, I’d missed that sound. Later on the couch, be sat with our legs tangled on the couch, half watching a movie neither of us could name. Her head rested against my shoulder, and her fingers absently traced the back of my hand.

“Nope, it'll only add to the stress of this night. Give it a few days. And whatever you read from ladies, just know they're jealous bitches that want to have that man candy.” She is wonderful. “I know I am.” “Did I say that out loud?” She snorts. “You didn't have to. You looked at me like I was a shitting unicorn.” “Bitch.” I say, even though I do think she shits unicorn, because how else is she so perfect? “Ha. You love me.” She says smugly, “You loveeee me.” She sings as she teases me. “Oh, fuck off.” I say with a grin, “Don’t be so sure.”

I can guarantee you that my chat up lines are worse than anything you've ever heard! "spill Jones!" fuck her cheeky side is such a turn on. "haha, ok ok, feel my shirt. know what it's made of? boyfriend material!" "that's brilliant, another one?" "Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen!" she's laughing so hard that she has tears in her eyes and her laugh is music to my ears. "now your turn!" "I've only ever said a chat-up line to someone once and that was because I lost a bet but it was... I think there's something wrong with my phone. your numbers not in there!"

She laughed, “Wow, never expected someone to say that to me. I—” “It's alright. You don’t have to decide right away—” “Okay.” My brows shot up in surprise, “You mean okay in the sense…‘I will come with you my lifeline, my tagline, my soul-line, and whatever line there is’ type okay?” She giggled, “How many lines do you have in your dictionary?” I stared straight at her bewitching eyes, “A lot actually. But when it comes to love you, none.” She pressed her lower lip to hide her smile and looked down, a blush forming on her cheeks, “Sheesh, stop showering me with these cheesy lines. One from you is a lot to digest.”

She gives me a smirk, and just like that, the tension lifts. “You trying to get into my pants, baby girl?” I tease her. She shrugs. “Maybe.” I turn, shaking my head as I pull her against me. “You’re a fucking brat, you know that?” I say as she settles against me. “I’m just saying, it could be worse. You could have a kink for like, cheese or something.” “Cheese?” I ask with a laugh. “What the fuck is a cheese kink?” “I don’t know.” She laughs. “Maybe it’s like a sexual attraction to Brie,” she says. “Or like, you need the scent of Parmesan to get your motor going.”

"AGH!! Ling Xiao, if someday I get mad at you, what will you do?" He responded, filling another spoon with corn. "I don't enjoy making you mad, but you're just so hot when you are." Upon hearing his words, she had a 'Yuck' look plastered on her face. She rolled her eyes and sneered. "Tezz... That's so cheesy. And what if I'm acting crazy?" He said lastly, shoveling another bite of sweet corn into her mouth. "Then, I'll make your beloved, charming face and say, 'everything is alright.' "

She took no notice- at least, I hoped she didn't. "2010." The demon rolled her eyes. "And you humans still haven't let go of that sanctimonious crap? 'Oh, love one another as I have loved cheese'!" I couldn't help it; I smiled a little. Repressing it a bit, I replied, "I don't think I remember that version." "Well," she looked down, toying at the ground using her foot- goddamn it, even those were sexy- "it went a little differently than that, but he liked cheese. I mean, he really liked cheese."

I giggle, shaking my head. “Well, who wouldn’t?” she asks. “I’ll think about it,” I teased her. “Seriously, Lo, you deserve a good bang. And anything’s better than Nathan’s limp dick,” she says, and I laugh so hard I slip off the counter. “Did I mention it’s a clever way to say thank you for saving me,” she finishes in a sultry tone. I can imagine her wiggling her eyebrows right now. Little does she know I have already tried.