Cheesy Pickup Lines Novels & Stories

Before Quinn left, she said, "Wait for me, okay? I'll bring back your favorite dessert from that place you love. Think of it as a peace offering." Three hours later, I had finished packing. It was 6:00 pm, and Quinn still hadn't returned. Out of boredom, I scrolled through my feed. About 30 minutes earlier, Chad posted two photos. The caption read, "She waited in line forever just because I said I was craving it. Love you, my Queen." One photo showed Quinn standing in line at the dessert shop. The other was of her smiling up at Chad, and her eyes were soft, shining, and brimming with warmth.

Aiden and Lucas gagged beside me as I glared at them. "Is your name g****e?" I asked her with a stupid smile. She is making me talk about stupid things that I thought I never talk in life. She is making me do this for her. All those cheesy lines and romantic kinds of stuff, things that I do for love. "Is this another kind of cheesy pick up line?" I can imagine a small smile with one eyebrow quirked on her face. "Finish it!" She said and I said, "Because you have everything I've been searching for." I whispered. I could hear a sharp intake of her breath as she groaned out.

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.

He rolled his eyes and smiled. "I have been wanting to ask you"He cleared his throat. Ask me what? He took my hands in his and squeezed it softly"I like you" Please don't tell me it's what I'm thinking "I re-really like you and any guy would be lucky to have you as his girl,will you make me that lucky guy and be my girlfriend?"He stuttered. First of all, horrible pick up-line I know right I wanted Jace to be my first boyfriend... But he stole your first kiss

She didn’t react. “Lucky you,” Serena said dryly. I had to hand it to her, she was not affected by his playboy charm. She was very stand-offish. Almost cold. “I am lucky,” he said, stepping back. He looked her up and down. Then he stuffed his hands into his pocket and tossed her a boyish grin. “Lucky that I get to spend more time with you.” Gag. King of the cheesy pick-up lines, right here. I side-eyed Serena. He was laying it on thick, clearly trying to flirt with her. This was good. Perfect for my plan.

There, honesty is the best policy. "You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp! "Maybe I can warm you up with a date?" Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha! "You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.

Maverick asked shyly. "Kinda, but you also kind of make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti as you may have witnessed just now..." Queshia replied laughing. "Oh so we're in some cheesy pickup lines ain't we now? Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you." Maverick said seductively. "Hmm...not bad, does that line always work for you? Is that what you tell all your girls?" Queshia asked casually without an ounce of jealousy - it's not her thing...well at least not before she met Maverick.

I asked with a stupid smile impossible to be erased from my face. He chuckled and kissed my cheek. “Because you light up my dark sky with different colors?” I scoffed and laughed it off. “What a corny pick-up line,” I mumbled making him laugh as well. He hugged me tighter and kissed my temple. “I’m not dreaming, right?” he whispered. “I am not going to wake up now and see that everything is a dream, right?”

But I wasn't any less either. Enriched with sassy humor, wittiness, and a sharp tongue that can bite the life out of you, I once had boys lined up for me, but every one of them had left me disappointed (Just like Rudransh did!). For a year or more, it will be all good with cheesy pick-up lines, butterflies in the stomach, and little surprises here and there, but as time passes and we get closer it will turn out to be plain-ass nothing.

Delete. "You just want to fuck? Great. Me too. I'm really well hung..." Picture of genitals... OMG! Look at the size of that thing... Delete "Hey... you look cool. You've tried the Rest now try the Best..." Cheesy, or what? Delete. "Hi. I don't want to sound conceited, but I'm pretty good looking. Do you like being eaten out? It's a deal breaker for me if you don't like being eaten out..." Delete