Cheesy Pickup Lines Novels & Stories

He immediately took notice of the beautiful girl who was sitting alone. He quickly made his way over to her. "Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA only one for me?" "Excuse me?" Hazel scoffed. Carson flashed her his pearly white teeth. "Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." "Do these cheesy pickup lines ever work for you? Because they're not working now!" Hazel was not impressed at all. "You'd be surprised how many times they actually worked," Carson said proudly.

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

He yells across the phone, "Chill brother she is safe with me" "You bloody liar I'll be sure to eipp you apart omcw I find you" "Ooh gives me the creeps but I should give you some credibility you just used my pickup line" "Do I look like I'm excited to be hqcung this chot chat with you right now?" "I know you don't and I know you have no idea where I am right now which makes you on the loosing end" "What have you donw to Laura if you have so much laued a finger on her"

"Ikaw ang patuturuin ko. Best teacher ka, hindi ba? Rosalind!" Palihim naman akong ngumiti nang matamis. His cheesy pickup lines have always got me. Even his obvious motives made me slowly like him.

"Is that a cheesy pickup line?" Dela immediately turns flustered. "You're distractingly pretty. I must admit I lost my composure for one second, but I have a boyfriend. And now I feel like I'm cheating." Caroline pats her shoulder. "No, you're not cheating. Nathan has this weird effect on people." "You don't have to be ashamed of it either," Nathan passes Dela a friendly smile while forking food. "I get that a lot..." "Ah, hot and gorgeous, but he knows it," Dela shakes her head. "A terrible combination. I would know—my boyfriend is a former player."

Her question broke the tranquil silence, and I couldn't help but chuckle softly. "Yeah," I replied, my breath gently brushing against her back. "Couldn't wait to be in the presence of the amazing chef who insists on making every day special." She smiled, her shoulder shook with my small compliment, as she turned around, letting our eyes met, "You're becoming very good with your pick-up lines these days Mr., I'm very impressed."- She spoke, as she threw her arms around my shoulder, grinded slyly. "Pick up lines? I never had to use these stupid pick up lines on another since my interest were never on another woman except my woman who is staring at me with all love in her eyes."

I clinked my glass against his and took a long sip, the alcohol burning its way down my throat. “So,” he said, leaning closer. “Whoever he is, he must be a fool to make a woman like you unhappy.” I arched an eyebrow. “Is that your attempt at a pick-up line?” “Did it work?” he asked, grinning. I couldn’t help but smile. “Maybe.”

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.

“If it includes coffee, then I will eat breakfast.” “Are you some caffeine junky?” “Caffeine is an Ava junky.” “You did not just say the worst fucked up line ever.” “It is really not as bad as yours.” “Did you listen to yourself?” “Yes, and is quite fucked up, hey.” “I am glad to see that I'm starting to rub off on you.” “You are doing a lot more than rubbing.” “A lot more like what?” “It's too much to mention.” “You think you clever now.” “I am clever and hot.”

Right in the meeting? "I know you're going to say that I have fallen from a heaven cause I am angel, am I right Mr. Parker?!" I whispered back quirking up eyebrows. "No! I'm not gonna say that lame pick up line. Just answer me you will get to know. Now tell me did you get hurt by falling from vending machine?" he asked making me to frown . "What? A vending machine?" I asked with a seriously confused tone. "Yeah, Cause you look like a snack." My brain just stopped working while hearing him saying those words in a sexy way while biting his lip. And the blood rushed to my cheeks immediately making me to turn crimson. We're in the meeting you idiot. Behave!