Cheesy Pickup Lines Novels & Stories

If I can win the hearts of so many girls, I can make her fall for me as well. Well, after some time, she mentioned that she was craving something sweet; I personally went to the kitchen, requested the chef, and came back with her favorite dessert. Her eyes lit up. "You actually got this for me?" I shrugged, playing it cool. "You say the word, and I make things happen." She giggled. "That sounds suspiciously like a pick-up line." "Take it however you want, sweetheart," I murmured. She blushed. Blushed.

I said through my giggles, and he grinned back at me. Adam was so much cooler than Nathaniel. I wished I could be with him, but I just couldn't, Nathaniel was making everything so difficult, and I couldn't even be with the person I really liked. "What's so funny?" Mia asked, interrupting my thoughts. "Adam's got these super cringe-worthy pickup lines he likes to use on girls," I explained. "I don't use them to actually pick up girls, I just say them to make them laugh," Hoseok chimed in, giving me a playful shove.

Maddox walks to me and wraps an arm around my waist. "Here," he hands me a small box. I open it and a small message at the back." He takes the locket from the box and clasps it around my neck. I turn around, wrapping my arms around his waist this time. "Thanks for everything Maddox. You made me feel happy today, and you've done lots of things for me just to put a smile on my face every day." How to be Cheesy 101, first you have to say a bunch of cheesy shit to your lover, second kiss them on the lips and then, decide whether you want a bunch of babies running around your very comfortable home (note the sarcasm).

“If I am hungry, and I need someone who can help me with my hunger, can I go to you and let me have a bite even just in your lips?” I raise my hand and softly hold her face. I was about to kiss her, but she tilted her face. “Ha ha ha! Sorry, I don’t really know how to ease you. All I know is just a simple pickup line.” Simple? You call it simple? I nearly have a heart attack! I think you might also want to kill me! And then you call it simple! Is this woman insulting me!? “Stephen, hey Stephen! Are my pickup lines okay? Is it too corny?”

* - *Mason* I smiled at his attempt at flirting. *that was so cheesy. haha* - *Me* *oh you haven't seen cheesy* - *Mason* I raised my brow and seconds later , another text came in. *Is it just me, or do you make every room you enter instantly brighter?* - *Mason* I laughed out loud at this. *hahaha. did you just G****e this?* - *Me* *I don't have to G****e pickup lines , Dahlia. I'm just naturally good.* - *Mason*

Looked squeaky clean—just work stuff. But my gut said nah. So I checked his bank records. Boom. Transfers to Sabrina. $999. $1,430. And a bunch more. My chest tightened. He was cheating. I stared at the screen—our smiling faces felt like a sick joke. Derrick, the guy who used to act like I was his whole world, had betrayed me. I met Derrick when I was seventeen. My parents had just died, and some relatives dragged me up to Granton City.

I might choke, I need grass! "Please stop, I might die if you keep smiling like that." I said seriously then he sat next to me. "Okay, okay, I'll stop since you can't die on me, until I unleash my sexiness." He beamed and winked. Ugh, the pick up lines. Jeez! "Shut up, get outta here. Ecklis is outside." "W-Wait, are you kicking your boyfriend out?" He gasped. "Yes. Move it, dude." I rolled my eyes. Yup, know your limits brat. Food is everything. Just kidding, I'm only teasing though. It's so cute when he takes it seriously. He's like a depressed puppy.

Pride slipped through his voice which got deeper than usual, almost like he deepened his voice to call himself the King of names. Oh Lord. How did I never know he had this cheesy side? “The girls that drool over you have no idea how lucky they are that they don’t know you in person, since when are you this cheesy?” I giggled, taking another cookie, which was good by the way. Who bought it? “I have always been cheesy, you’re just the only one who gets to see that side of me, now get your hands off my cookie jaw, Cupcake.” he squinted his eyes, as he turned and continued his cooking.

I can't help but think how much this man will go for making me happy. "It's so beautiful in here." I comment looking outside the restaurant. "Yes, it is." He replies making me look at him to see that he is looking at me. "Stop looking at me, I am talking about the view." I tell him with blush coating my cheeks. "I am also talking about my view which is more beautiful than the view you are talking about." He replies casually. "You and your cheesy lines." I giggle while taking a sip of the white wine. "Oh so now I am cheesy. Don't forget you have fallen for my cheesy romantic lines." He retorts with a wink.

"Alright, alright. Months in and you're still this clingy?" Her friends didn't even flinch. Totally numb to it. I just stood there, watching, heart freezing over. So yeah—everyone knew. Everyone but me. Eugene smiled at the teasing, soaking it up. Like the scene wasn't messy enough, people started tossing out questions—when was the last time they'd hooked up? Vanessa dropped her head, all shy. Eugene? He looked smug as hell. "Day before yesterday. Room next to the master bedroom."