Cheesy Pickup Lines Novels & Stories

“Then everyone will know you’re MY twinkle toes.” She shook her head at me with a half smile, but reached up to peck me again on the lips. “You’re ridiculous, Pal,” she chuckled. “Maybe. But I’m your ridiculous Pal.” Holy goddess, when did I become so fucking cheesy? The coughing and hissing behind me told me that my friends had definitely heard my stupid one liner and were one hundred percent judging me for it. Idiots. I never gave them shit about their actions around females. Okay, no, that’s not accurate at all.

I deliberately tapped on a video. The moment I pressed play, obscene audio filled the space between us. Jenna's face turned pale. Henry's low, hoarse voice echoed clearly. "Jenna, right now, who do you like more? Me, or Chris?" Back then, she hadn't hesitated for even a second. "You. How could he compare? You're so much more interesting!" "Then let's play a game. He's a fashion designer, right? How about we let him design our wedding outfits?"

Don’t stop, baby, go crazy on the top of my cock; I’m about to cum. I can feel his legs start to shake and his cock starting to tense up. I suck harder and faster, up and over, until he finally unloads in my mouth. "You just full of surprises this morning." "You too." I look at him shyly, "I thought you weren't gonna come?" "I can't be too long apart from your sweet perky ass." "Jackson." "Yes, baby?" "That is a fucking lame ass cheesy line." Then we can hear the boys whispering through the door

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

You are my baby and… Then he sent a voice message. Because my car is put into a halt due to the traffic, I easily played the voice message, and it welcomed me with his deep and baritone voice. “And I am planning to have many babies with you,” he said with his sexy tone that never failed to give me heat on my core. Oh my god, Bullet! Why do you have to pull that pick-up line of yours here in the middle of traffic! His voice and the playful context of his words made immense heat on my system. I found myself biting my lips while smiling so wide I might tear my lips apart.

As the wedding date steadily approached, Mason and I grew closer with each passing day. One evening, instead of sending his chauffeur, he picked me up himself and drove us up the mountains until we reached the summit. Pointing at the starry sky, he asked, "Do you like it?" I found the gesture amusing and teased, "Is the starry sky your gift?" He lowered his eyes, shook his head slightly, and pressed a finger to his lips. I instinctively fell silent.

I know he's Chase, one of the 'populars', so why is he talking to me? "What do you want?" I said harshly, but I don't think he got that I didn't want to talk to him because he just smiled flirtatiously at me. "Someone better call God, because I think he lost an Angel." he smirks at me. I give him a straight face. That's the worst pick up line ever. "No someone better call the devil because I escaped from hell." I said sarcastically "Hey baby girl what's your code."he asked

I’m not expecting anything because I know it will only manage to hurt me when he didn’t meet my expectations but heck, how can I not expect when he’s giving me all the reason to do so? “Did you sleep well?” He asked me. I looked at him and shook my head. “No. You?” I asked. He chuckled. “Figures. How can you sleep well when you’re running crazily in my mind?” He told me and I couldn’t help but laugh. His pickup lines are the corniest yet the cutest. “Hey! I was being sweet here!” He beamed and I laughed even louder. “Have I ever told you how cute you are?” I asked him and he narrowed his eyes on me for a split second before focusing on the road again.

Which was practically a lie because I have never really been on the receiving end of a pickup line but I was not going to succumb to his flirty behaviour. "Ouch, that hurt my poor heart, princess," Collin pouted, placing his hand dramatically over his chest. "How about I try my other line?" "How about a cup of coffee," I countered, ignoring his attempt at another pickup line. "I'm in dire need of a steaming coffee." "I saw a café on the way to the hospital. I can take you there, and we can try out my other lines," Collin suggested with a playful grin. **{••}**{••}**