Chess Jokes Novels & Stories

"The game of chess is not just any old board game but it is also the game of life. You can be represented as the king, all the others are the people around you. Check mate means game over in the game but check mate in real life means your life has come to an end..." BORING! Chess is the worst board game on earth, if you gonna play chess I'll consider you as one of those who exist and don't live.

Cheryl “What are you? You think ten times faster than the average human,” Gavin teased, laughing. “I mean, Gavin’s the OG chess player, and you’re over here whooping his ass,” Isaac added with a grin. I shrugged. It wasn’t exactly news to me. I’d always been like this, though it mostly went unnoticed unless I was in school. And chess? I’d played it alone more times than anyone could believe. “I’ve mastered the art and craft of chess, Gavin,” I said confidently, moving my knight to capture his last bishop, even though it meant losing my knight in return.

"I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!" She turned to the pale-faced Miguel, convinced that she'd figured everything out. "Don't be scared, Miguel. He's just pretending to be all respectful. It's part of their bedroom kink. These rich older guys love these role-playing games nowadays. "You're such a slut, Macy. You really stooped to such disgusting lows just to land a project? And you even have the nerve to show off about it at a team dinner?" As soon as she said that, everyone else in the room suddenly seemed to come to the same conclusion as well. After all, wh

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

HIS rook moves in, and MY king is reduced to its final move. "Checkmate," HE clipS. HE'S beaten ME. I just sit there staring at the board, shaking my head in awe at what the heck happened. "Well played," HE says, but I can hear the smugness in HIS tone. "How did you do that?" I ask in a burst. "You said ME you can't play chess." "No," HE drawlS, "I said I didn't play chess. And I don't. This is the first time I'VE played in a very long time.".

He could not help but smile and teased, “Our honorable guest’s chess skills are a little basic.’ Honestly, Darryl would never say that if it was someone else, but Zhu Bajie was different. He was Darryl’s brother, so he could joke all he wanted. ‘What?’ When they heard that, everyone was stunned. ‘Is Junior Brother Darren crazy? Zhu Bajie is Saint Master’s friend. Even the Master needs to be polite to him. He is just an ordinary disciple; how could he say that?’ ‘Most importantly, Master has lost quite a few chess games now; she did not win even once! That’s enough to demonstrate the honorable guest’s excellent chess skills, but Junior Brother Darren claims his chess skills are just basic?’

All around. Adrien produced an old, dusty chessboard from a cupboard. "Fancy a game, Champion?" he asked, handing me the board with a challenging grin. The familiar feel of the chess pieces under my fingers brought a rush of nostalgia. Memories of my grandfathers' teachings and pride filled my heart, reminding me of the joy and triumph chess had once brought me. They had always been my biggest supporters, their belief in me unwavering. Tears threatened to spill as I remembered their embrace, their proud declarations echoing in my heart. It was a bittersweet reminder of a time and place where life was simpler and more joyful.

“Check.” I smiled. Didn’t he know my king could take his bishop? Just as I took his bishop, Rhio spoke again. “Checkmate.” I looked over at the whole board and realized his rook was cornering my king. AHHHHHHHHH! I threw one of his chess piece at him, “This is unfair! I’m just a beginner.” “I’m not using any IQ level higher than 1 right now. And I’m not cheating you,” his smile raised sideways. “Because you lost, you’re sleeping back with me.”

ASHER “Checkmate,” I announced with a small smirk, and when I looked at Finnick, I had to fight a laugh. The poor boy pouted as his big gray eyes stared down at the board and appeared disappointed. “Shoot,” he muttered. “Don’t be sad,” I chuckled, and I reached across the table and touched his arm gently. “You’re making excellent progress, Finnick. You’re learning chess in such a short amount of time. At this rate, it’s only a matter of time before you will defeat me.”

Black was delighted when he saw this and exclaimed, "Stephen, let's keep on playing golf together the next time we get together. However, make sure that you bring a valuable chess piece with you; if you do not, you will almost certainly end up losing the game once more. hahaha!” After hearing all of these jokes about him, Kyle couldn't help but feel embarrassed and could only try to keep up with Stephen. Mark intervened in the middle of it and he was forced to stop "You're nothing more than a rosehip waiter, but you have the nerve to go up against my younger brother? The first of many things that I will teach you starts today. Leave Stephen's mansion as soon as you feel like you have it figu