His Ex Mistress, His Enemy
“…screamed, ‘I’M T-REX! I EAT CHICKENS!’ and sprinted straight for the coop, dragging three other kids behind him. The chickens panicked. The teachers panicked. I panicked. Diego almost pulled his gun.”
I nearly choked on a laugh. “Diego would never draw a gun on chickens.”
“Diego dragged my soul with his stare,” Maritza said. “And went, ‘Señorita, please get that child right now before these chickens have permanent trauma.’”
Ash lifted his fork, trying to stab a mango. “The chickens ran super fast, Mami! They’re funny. Their butts wiggle.” He shook his shoulders as a demo. “I chased them. Then I said, ‘CHICKENS, DON’T BE SCARED, I JUST WANT A HUG!’”
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