Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Joan is a girl who's struggling to make ends meet and to pay for her mother's medical bills. A glimmer of hope appears when she gets invited for a job interview to work as a maid for the Stonewood family. Derrick Stonewood is a name that's well known. He's a billionaire and America's most eligible bachelor. However, he has a secret to his wealth. What happens when these two cross paths? Will they be able to keep their hands off each other? More over, what's the end result when business is mixed with pleasure?

Jules has two problems. Ever since she woke up in the forest on her Prom night, she has sleepwalked and woken up in the middle of the same forest with a knife in her hand and no recollection of what occurred the night before. Her second problem is the intense desire she has for Rowan Cross. Rowan Cross has two problems. His Halo Master, Tristan wants him to investigate the disappearance of supernatural students who have gone missing on their college campus, and he wants Jules with every fiber of his being.

When billionaire Aiden Cross survives a plane crash that leaves him broken, he finds unexpected solace in Sophia Hale, a hidden heiress who becomes his caregiver. Their love slowly leads to marriage, but just as he recovers, Aiden shatters her world with a cold divorce. Sophia turns her pain into anger and vows to destroy everything Aiden has built but as secrets of betrayal, power, and revenge come to light, Sophia must choose between using love as her greatest weapon or watching it destroy them both.

When ruthless billionaire and hockey team owner Damian Blackwell signs cocky star player Logan Cross, he expects to gain a championship. Instead, he gains a nemesis. Logan has one goal to ruin the man who destroyed his family. But the truth is darker because Damian is more than just a billionaire. He’s the alpha of a secret werewolf pack. And Logan? He isn’t just human… he’s Damian’s fated mate. And he can't control his hands around him.

Haven moves to a new town, leaving all her past behind. She is hellbent on starting a new life and erasing everything she has been through. She comes across Aiden Walters, one of the most dangerous gang members of the town. The town fears him. They would do anything to not cross paths with him. Aiden Walters is Bad News. What happens when Haven catches his attention? Will she stay away just like everyone, or will she realize that he is broken and lonely deep down?

River Barlowe is kind, beautiful, and smart. She has a childhood best friend, Zach Grey, who happens to be a sexy, smart, rich, well fit guy. He has a secret though, he's been in love with her since elementary. They just graduated from high school and are off to the same College along with two other friends. Unfortunately, their friendship will face challenges the moment they step foot on the college campus. A frat party takes place two days before classes start. All newcomers are welcome. Well of course they are, because we all know what happens to fresh meat…they become bait for hungry, cute, horny predators. River is peer pressured by her friends to go. There she will encounter a gorgeous football player, Alec Madden. A boy who captures her attention and becomes Zach's nightmare. Will their friendship withstand the bumps in the road? Will River fall for the pretty playboy or will she realize that love was the boy who stood with her all those years? She has a decision to make, one that won’t be easy, but one that will seal her destiny. ***Standalone Book***

Calix Hendrix is a dragster with a troubled past; Kaira Lombardi is an heiress with an undesired future; The two cross paths on a night of unadulterated lust, and are trapped in an unforeseen marriage. The passion they have for each other quickly turned sour and they would want nothing but to be away from each other. But in their life enforced by rules and abomination, In a game fueled by revenge and deception, they are bound to stay in the contract of their marriage. Will their growing hatred for one another, be another mistake that would lead them to life's twist of separation, or will they eventually give in to the desires of their burning passion and be each other's saving gratification?

Brixton was watching his little bird for years before he first decided to approach her. But when he did, their love was instant. Their relationship was built on a lie, and when Harley finds out, she runs as fast as she can away from him. What happens when their paths cross unexpectedly again? Will Brixton resort to stalking her? Will she be able to forgive what he did and give them another chance? He's obsessed with his little bird, and more determined than ever to get her back. dark romance 17+

Nathan Hill adopted a very obedient little thing who dares not go west when he tells her to go east. She treats him as her heaven and loves him with all her heart. But he took away one of her kidneys for his first love. A few years later, she achieved greatness and ultimately cross paths with him at the top. He said: I regret letting you leave me! She said: I never regretted leaving you and you can't Win Me Back！

Self-made billionaire Gareth Sebastian wants his revenge from the girl who jilted him at the altar and ripped his heart. He has a lot of plan in his head. Five years later, their paths cross again unexpectedly. Gareth made sure that Samantha will pay for what was she had done to him in the past. But Gareth didn't expect that Samantha wouldn't remember him. Everything about him. How will Gareth make Samantha remember him and the wounds she caused him in the past? Will the memories of their yesterday will revive? Or it will just remain a buried memories of their tomorrow?