Chistes Malos Que Dan Risa Novels & Stories

Jax muttered. The bus hit a pothole. Everyone bounced. Phones flew. Someone yelped. I went back to my texts. Xiabao: “So. Best friends now?” Me: “Don’t push it.” Xiabao: “ Lmao.” Me: “Great. My life was missing one more chaotic gay.” Xiabao: “Chaotic? Look who’s talking, miss fake mustache and glue hands.” Me: “It was spirit gum, thank you very much.”

“Which officially means my back hurts for no reason and I don’t trust anyone under twenty-five.” “Cheers to erectile dysfunction,” Mason added. “Speak for yourself,” Luca shot back. “Some of us are still terrifying, I mean satisfying women on a daily basis.” The table roared with laughter as I exchanged greetings with the other guys. I looked around the table at Dev, Mason, Lemar and Luca. “So fellas..what did I miss? Its been a minute and God knows how much shit you guys get up to if I so much as blink”. The guys all whooped in response raising their glasses…

"When?" He looked around. Then shrugged. "Eventually." I laughed. "Disgusting." "You're dramatic." "You're living like a raccoon." That earned another laugh. Progress. Slow progress. But progress. For a while we talked about stupid things. Movies. Bad food. Terrible gang decisions. The time Davin accidentally locked himself inside a warehouse. The time Martil nearly punched a politician. The time Bellamy had arrived and immediately caused chaos. At one point I laughed so hard beer nearly came out of my nose.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

"I can see why he's obsessed you're fucking beautiful." "And hot." Tasha's muffled voice adds in as she munches her last piece of chips. "And smart, funny, stupid and she makes horrible puns too." Jackson says casually, a stupid smile on his face. "Fuck off." I say dryly, a smile tugging at the side of my lips. "He's right, Iris." Tasha nods agreeably. "And let's not forget the horrible Dad jokes too." "Really, Tash?" I sigh, which makes her burst out in laughter.

Stupid fools! ***

"Is there something funny about what I said?" "N-othing.." Vildamir replied, still laughing and holding his stomach. I don't know if there's really something funny or he was just mocking us, trying our patience. "It was just.... You're so stupid. You're stupid..." Mother Lucille added, her words chopped up because of her laughter. "What did you say?" Vixen asked, as if making sure she heard correctly. I also knew that at that moment, the volcano in her heart was starting to erupt.

Daniel says close to me. No doubt, the bad mood he had at the beginning of this date is forgotten. "Hahaha" laughs Aninka and I for the tenth time during the meal. Viktor and Daniel's witticisms were making even the old people eating in the place laugh a lot. "Wow!" I say wiping away a tear that came from laughing so hard "Who would have thought that those chickens that screamed in fear in the cinema, are now eating and laughing like it's nothing." "Hey! Don't even remind me of that bad moment in my life!" dramatizes Daniel "I can't believe you're not scared of those things, you're definitely not human!"

he looks down smirking. “Vitali says sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” “The lowest form of wit is anything that comes out of Vitali’s mouth,” he corrects. I cover my mouth to muffle my laugh. “What the hell did you just say about me, jerk face?” Sounds Vitali as he pokes his head around the front door of the packhouse. “I said you’re an idiot,” Chris deadpans. “Takes one to know one,” Vitali retorts. “Is Setia still not here yet?”