Novel & Cerita Christian Humorous Stories

But she didn't understand what the message was all about until she read it again “That bastard set me up…too bad I wasn't there,” Christian sighed and took the phone from her “So you know him?” “Yeah, don't worry it's nothing serious… just some joke among men,” he muttered as he stood in front of Shania and tucked some strands of hair behind her ear “What do you mean…a joke doesn't hurt anyone… Kev is hurt, and you call it a joke…what if he died,” it sounded ridiculous to view what happened as a joke men did. Seeing her outburst, Christian's eyes narrowed into slits

“Oh you like that? Well I also proposed to her the day I met her and she said no!” I groaned and covered my face, thinking about how embarrassing that was. “Oh, and then I gave her my virginity only to find out days later that she was sleeping with my best friend. So I went to go kill her ex and instead she almost died. Now she barely even likes me.” How do the Griffons find these sad stories so funny? I mean sure there’s some humor to it, but I consider it ‘you had to be there’ humor. “Thank you, I’ll be here a few more hours hopefully!” Hunter grinned and waved.

Some scars will heal on the outside but the pain you will feel on the inside. ~Humeyra Writers P.O.V There was laughter everywhere. Sheikh Ibrahim, Humeyra’s father was the center of attention as he told them the story of the companion of the prophet Muhammad peace and blessings be upon him. On this specific day he told the story of the companion who was known as the prankster that spared neither the young nor the old.

Christian was standing among his friends and their wives in the dining hall, and I walked up to him to give him the pills for his headache. One of his friends said, “Hey, Christian, when are we going to see a little Blackthorne running around? Man, even my dog breeds faster than your wife!” Christian didn’t defend me; he just took a sip from his drink and chuckled. “Some things are just bad investments, Lucas. You can’t force a broken machine to work.” The whole table laughed while I looked down at my feet, wishing the ground would swallow me. But then… there was that one night.

Adrian's ego was already large enough without my help, but the massive eye roll it earned me was well worth it. "I was going to go with irritating." Christian crossed his arms over his chest while simultaneously puffing it out. "And he's always so obsessed with spending time with Lissa. 'Lissa, let's try working on this. Lissa, do you need help with that?' I swear if he lays one finger on her I'll—" As amusing as his impersonations of Adrian were, I decided to put the poor guy out of his misery before he lit himself on fire. "Oh, will you lighten up. He's not into her, okay? They just have some weird, cosmic connection through Spirit."

Josh laughed at her before replying, “What part of me is not clean Miss Benjamin?” “Christian, truth or dare?” “Truth” “Hmm, tell me about your most embarrassing moment." “That would be when Eunice was just born. I was rushing into the room and was not watching the ground. So I fell to my face, in front of the nurses and some other patients” Christian recalled as he looked into the distance. After hearing his embarrassing moment, people listening erupted into laughter. The game continued and their laughter was getting louder with the passing minute.

“She’s the perfect match for Vince!” The group of men, including Christian, laughed at his dumb joke. I didn’t know how he did it. Laugh at his friend who had gone through a difficult time behind his back, and laugh in his face, pretending to be some hero. Beau’s face tensed. I could tell by his uncomfortable posture that he didn’t appreciate the joke, which was hilarious, considering he was pretty high on the list of the most horrible people I ever met. “I don’t think we should talk about Vince while he’s not here to defend himself.” He had protected him yet another time.

Christian beams at me with that dazzling, all too white, cosmetically enhanced grin, looking a little Calvin Klein model with the way he’s leaning in. “Sure. I trust you. As long as it’s not sushi! I do not like raw fish.” I frown and mock throw up with fingers down my throat in his general direction. Jenny giggles at me with an adoring expression that makes her seem cutely juvenile. “Ewww no … I prefer meat to fish! I can swallow that all day long, bitches.” Christian sasses with a dirty wink and both Jenny and I eye roll and grimace at his filthy joke. Sometimes Christian is shameless and just likes to shock.

Her simple word accurately depicted what we were all thinking. After another long beat of silence, Christian seemed to come back to life. Acting as if nothing had gone awry, he muttered, "If you'll all excuse me," before striding into the house. His politeness seemed preposterous after the ridiculous display we had all just witnessed. Again, it was Hailey who was the first to speak, and she accurately summed up the feelings of the group. "Well, that was fun," she commented sarcastically, making us all release our pent-up anxiety by erupting into uncontrollable giggling.

I laughed, surprised at how safe I felt at his side. "Your turn," I said after a beat. "My turn?" "To tell me something embarrassing. Fair's fair." He was quiet for so long I thought he wasn't going to answer. "Christian?" "When I was twelve, I fell into a pool trying to impress my grandfather's business partner's daughter." A soft laugh escaped him. "The problem was, I didn't know how to swim." I gasped. "What happened?" "The gardener saved me. I coughed up water for an hour and swore off pools for a while."