Christian Humorous Stories Novels & Stories

His sharp eyes quickly followed their movement, then he licked his lips a second after. My heart drummed. "Ha-ha, you've got jokes." I rolled my eyes playfully. "Sounds exactly like what an axe murderer might say." He tilted his head. "Maybe I am one." "I don't even find that the least funny in this situation." He laughed, vibrating deeply off his chest. My belly flipped, and I almost smiled at the genuine sound of it. He leaned closer to me, his lips lightly tracing the sides of my neck. "I'm Christian." He paused, his voice growing raspy. "But only because I want to hear you moan it."

"Christian complained, pouting his lips. "Don't give me that look, Chris. I swear, I will forget that you are not in your senses. And will claim you right here, right now. I am warning you.",Samson warned, his eyes still stuck on his lips. "Ahaha...Ahaha..",Christian started crying like a baby, when he felt Samson raise his voice on him to which Samson got worried. "Don't cry baby. I am just joking to you. Please don't cry. Yeah I am a devil. You were right but please don't cry.",Samson requested, resting his head on his chest while patting his head like a mother did to her child.

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

Christian's face wore an unusually solemn expression as he raised his glass higher. "Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, family and friends," he began, his voice carrying effortlessly through the space. "As brother of the groom and best man, tradition dictates that I embarrass Theo thoroughly with stories from his considerably lengthy past." Laughter rippled through the room, and Theo groaned softly beside me. "However," Christian continued, "as I value my position at court and my brother's goodwill, I'll limit myself to only moderately embarrassing anecdotes." What followed was a masterfully delivered speech that balanced humor with genuine emotion. Christian recounted Theo's centur

When he gave this kind of expression what is the meaning of his fake smile? "Hey, how bad you are, my words make you bored. It seems that they were stories of my college to fall asleep. There were stories that made you bored because you did not enjoy your college life. I know you are busy with your special friend Leyla. Have you forgotten then, let me tell your girlfriend your stories." Aunt Whyla said in a teasing tone As soon as Aunt Whyla mentioned Leyla, Christian's color of the face had blown away. He started mumbling badly and looked around.

Their faces were a mix of concern and relief as they took in the sight of Christian awake. Alex smiled at Christian, worry still evident in his eyes. "Hey, Uncle Christian. Glad to see you're awake." Christian chuckled weakly, his voice slightly hoarse, "Well, someone had to wake up and save the day, right?" Victor stepped forward, his gaze fixed on his son as he spoke, "Christian, how did this happen?" Christian's attempt at humor faded as he cleared his throat, his expression turning more serious. "Long story short, I had an unexpected visitor at home who wasn't too thrilled about my detective skills. He thought he could play tough and take me down." He paused, his eyes scanning the concer

He could not hide the mocking and detest in his heart, so he continued to say, “Don’t tell me that these scattered fishes would automatically swim toward you.” The other disciples also snapped back to their senses. They laughed when they heard Harvey’s words. “Darren is too interesting—he’s imitating a fish! It’s too funny!”

Jeez, if this is Luca I’m with, I would’ve just blurted that out which in return, he would throw more perverted remarks, annoying me to death. But this is Christian, and I choose to be more grounded with him. Afterall, the one whom we have the first date with is totally different than the one we’re married to despite it being the same person- all of the ‘qualities’ would show up as time goes by, just like how Luca Sinclair was. The cold guy whom I thought was the meanest person on Earth, turns out to be the best friend I’ve ever had. The conversation with Christian has been pleasant, he shared about the funny incidents happening at the hospital this week which I laughed so hard to the point

“You were going to read that cryptic, old-ass, dusty-ass spellbook like some... like some cryptic nerd!” “Its not a spellbook and I am not a cryptic nerd!” I gasped, indignant. Christian laughed, an actual, real laugh that made his whole face light up for a second. "Oh you absolutely are. You’re the kind of person who reads a warning carved into a wall in Latin and says, ‘Hmm, I should read more.’” I bit my cheek, trying not to smile. "And you’re the kind of person who’d hear a noise in a haunted house and say, ‘Must be the wind,’ right before getting eaten."

“ Do what with the kids, again?? “ Christian asked, raising both his eyebrows, not believing what he just heard. “ Er, I'm afraid sir, h-he wants to play, um, games with the kids.” James confirmed nervously and I watched Christian's washing over with disbelief. He was so shunned that couldn't even find a word to say anything. I rolled my lips to suppress before I would break into laughter. His expressions were priceless. “ Me, Christian Brown, will waste a whole day playing games with children?? “ He asked, ridiculed by the thought. I couldn't control myself anymore and choked on my laughter. Christian snapped his head at me with a daggering look.