Clean Funny Stories Novels & Stories

While the teacher read my essay to the class they laughed out loud pointing fingers at me . The laughter intensified when the teacher read the part about me sipping hot cocoa and talking to my golden retriever . Some called me stupid while others said I needed to see a doctor to check if everything was alright in my head . At this point the teacher could not control the class . She gave up and they continued throwing words at me . I was at the brick of tears that was until a guy from behind my chair moved forward and held my hand , he consoled me . He was the first person to do that after Louisiana had left . For the first time I felt someone other than my parents and Louisiana cared . He we

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

“You look like someone who could use a good laugh.” I raise an eyebrow. “Do I?” “Yep. Lucky for you, I’m full of stories. Did I ever tell you about the time I outran a tornado in my old pickup truck?” I blink. “I don’t think so.” He launches into a tale so animated and absurd I can’t help but laugh. “...And there I was, wind howlin’, my dog howlin’, and me screamin’ at the top of my lungs like a banshee! But we made it, me and ol’ Duke.”

" Alfi exclaimed. I get irritated and pushing Alfi”s forehead with my index finger. "Hey, you little scum! Do you think I write a mere pure comedy story?! A story that focuses on 1 aspect won”t do any good! A story like Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso which has a sad story has a good comedy aspect to make people enjoy the story! And what do you mean by inferior story anyway? Your story is lower than this one! A Nijikon who doesn’t care about his life and he is a weirdo and perv? Hah! Don”t make me laugh!" I exclaimed irritated.

Without uttering a word about my tears, she launched into a flurry of funny stories, each one more absurd than the last. Her animated gestures and contagious laughter filled the room, creating a temporary sanctuary from my anguish. It was as if she held a magic wand, casting away the shadows that threatened to consume me. With every punchline, a glimmer of a smile tugged at the corners of my mouth, reminding me that joy still existed, even in the midst of tears. Cecilia's stories danced like colorful brushstrokes on a blank canvas, painting a vivid picture of a world where laughter reigned supreme. I couldn't help but surrender to the infectious mirth, my tears mingling with newfound chuckle

I smiled, intrigued by her enthusiasm, and leaned back in my chair, silently encouraging her to continue. Sophia launched into a series of stories, each one more silly and entertaining than the last. She told me about the time she had accidentally spilled coffee all over her shirt and had to walk out of the shop with a giant stain on her chest. She told me about the time she had tried to order a complicated coffee drink and had ended up with a concoction that was completely undrinkable. And she told me about the time she had met a friend at the coffee shop and had ended up getting into a heated argument with him over something ridiculous. As she talked, I found myself becoming more and more

“Such a tight little whore. Your cunt is sucking my cock like it wants to keep every drop. Beg for my cum, slut.” “Give it to me!” Mia sobbed. “Pump your hot cum into my fertile womb! Knock me up! I want to leak your seed for days!” He filled her with another thick load, then moved to Zoe without pulling out completely. Zoe was waiting, ass high. “My turn! Breed my athletic cunt! Ruin me too! Fill every one of us until we’re dripping like the dirty whores we are!” Jax slammed into her and fucked her savagely. “You three are the sluttiest group of college bitches I’ve ever bred. Lying here with your asses up, begging a stranger to knock you up. Your pussies are ruined and leaking my cum every

Bonfim laughed. "Sorry for pulling you away from your duties and dragging you along." "Don't apologize, it was very entertaining. She'll be scratching herself imagining lice and fleas for at least a week." Bonfim burst out laughing, and I couldn't help but join in. "Where did you come up with that story about lice and fleas?" I asked, wiping away tears from laughing so hard.

“ so do I get answers for free on tests or just mind blowing sex?” “ if you deserve the first you get it” “Wanna do that again tomorrow at my office?” He asked laughing” “ what if we get caught” “ I’ll find a way to turn it to a threesome” “ what if it’s miss headlestone” referring to our fat, weird shaped dean ,very strict dean “ yeah I’ll rather get fired” We laughed and fell asleep soon

THEMES: Nightclub, Lesbian love, LGBTQ, Dom- Sub energy, bodily discovery, Funatari. KINKS: Belt play, Foot play, foot fuck, Tit play, Tit fuck, Dirty talk, Size tease, Eye contact control. LESSY'S POV I take my time there, sucking it like candy, my tongue poking at the pee hole in the middle. Feeling that Dnaria shudders again, and I peek up to see her closing her eyes briefly.