Clown Jokes Novels & Stories

He held her hands, rubbing her fingers with his thumbs. Lee stared at him, amused. She couldn’t believe it, and he looked so sure of himself. Billy and Joe were standing close behind them, paying more attention now than before. “Is this some sort of joke? Because I’ll tell you right now, give up, you can never be a comedian, unless you want to be a clown, which you already are!” Ann yelled. Lee could hear a chuckle behind her. I’m glad they are finding this funny. “Shut up, witch! I was talking to Lee.”

- He said. - In short, a power of insults and perverts. - He said. - That's a perverted power. - He said. - Naked person. - Tsuki looked, - No one would have clothes on for the next 12 hours. - He said. - It makes anyone who was really hit by the goo of the green monster, if in the case of a clown for a week, he doesn't make someone laugh, during that period, that he has covered by the green goo, he dies, of the effect. - He said.

Freda’s POV The room burst into incoherent laughter. People clutched their stomachs and knelt, holding their heads as if they would fall off their necks from the excessive laughter. “That's a good one,” someone shouted. “It's been a while since I had such a good one. You did well.” The screaming continued. I stood there, watching them with a racing heartbeat. When they got satisfied, the laughter subsided. The guy who was referred to as Zero stood up. “Xiva, when did you get these clowns?”

We had been working together for weeks now, and I had grown to trust him implicitly. Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered a silly joke my brother used to tell me when we were kids. "Hey, Claus, why did the chicken go to the doctor?" I asked, trying to stifle a grin. Claus raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "I don't know, why?" he asked. I giggled. "Because it had fowl breath!" I exclaimed, bursting out laughing. Claus chuckled, shaking his head. "You're such a goofball," he said, smiling.

"Yes so I heard. One with a giant Afro." "Lots of clowns wear a rainbow fro." "And a giant red nose." "That's almost standard issue in the clown community." "And giant flip flops." "Giant shoes are also a thing among the clowns." "And s cheeky speedo." "Oh my god! Really!? Carlos will be thrilled to hear his product is becoming a hit before they even arrive in stores... Although this could also mean a competitor may have stolen his product early! We should notify him!" .... "Okay yes it was me! At least Arthur will have to deal with this instead of you." Collen announced proudly. While it was giving Arthur a headache, for once Collen could proudly declare he wasn't causing Evelyn Issues.

Mike had been cracking a lot of jokes and telling lots and lots of funny stories, mostly about his childhood days with Edward and she has been laughing her lungs out for hours now. "You know, back then in high school.. I was always been addressed as a clown because whatever I say.. is always so funny" Mike said. . "I agree with them. You're indeed a clown. For having made me laugh so much... " Melissa said and laughed as she recalled the last joke he made. "Were you been serious about Edward, been scared of cockroaches?"

This was getting a little out of hand and I was wondering why he was so serious about the issue. “You always think I am joking when I say things or do things I haven't really done for anyone like specifically get a girl a promise ring.” he scoffed. “I don't think anyone of my friends have done that for their girlfriends and here I am, expressing myself to you and you think I am a comedian or something.” My mouth opened slightly, wondering where it was all coming from. “I don't see you as a clown or anything you are talking about.” I maintained a stern face, raising my chin. “Most times, it just sounds funny to me and I laugh of probably because you have said things like that to me before and

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

He was confused and clueless. " Why are you laughing? What's so funny in these jars ". Yeah! Clueless he was about the product in the parcel. On the other hand, Juhee was finding it hard to stop laughing, it was just so funny thya someone would send them something like this. " Hey! Hey! Please stop laughing and tell me what you found so funny to laugh your ass off ", He was annoyed by her random laugh. Juhee sneakily glanced at her pants, just beloved his abdomen.