Clown Jokes Novels & Stories

"Not a single bad joke in the man's catalog." "That's not what I said." Claire shook her head. "His jokes are fine. They're clever. You chuckle, you appreciate it, and you move on. But when you actually need to laugh, I mean like a full body, lose your breath laughing… you go to the woman every time." John opened his mouth to argue, closed it, and reconsidered. He pointed at her instead. "You know what, I actually can't counter that." "I know." Claire smiled, unbothered.

Aiden heatedly glares at me whilst sulking all the while. Wiping my eyes, I try to get a grip on myself and stop laughing. “And just so you know, a clown is a very respectable profession.” Aiden huffs, crossing his arms. “I’m sure it is.” I cheekily reply, earning another glare from him. I tug at his arm but he refuses to look at me. “Aww, come on ! “ I plead with him but then realize he won’t reconcile with me so easily. “I’ll tell you something embarrassing about me.”

The tables decorated with white tablecloths were at that moment full of people, all laughing and eating what Margarita had prepared for them. I watched my children play with the clowns who entertained them by painting their faces and giving them some sweets, only to turn around and go to the kitchen for a drink. "Excuse me” I bumped into someone, who immediately gave me a huge chill. I turned around to see who I had bumped into, and it was a clown. I looked at her from behind, and I swore I had seen her somewhere. “Stop talking crazy Helen, where would you know a clown?” I told myself while she kept pouring some wine into my glass.

“You have a friend like Kayla. And you know her. Probably better than I do. Yet, you can't hide what you are. Good job, though. You saved your friend where I'm absent.” The clown smiled from ear to ear. “What’re friends for?” Then the clown’s eyes were perusing through him. “You’re shivering.” He sniffed in. “You smell like medications. And I think I smell your illness. What happened to your beast? How dead is it?”

When Sam looked towards her, he found her too cute but he started laughing. Tiya came down quickly and hit him hardly with the cushion,"Stop laughing stupid." " Just look at yourself, anyone will laugh on seeing a clown." "....Clown??? " "Your nose is red and your eyes are puffy and your pink lips along with this shirt. Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha. o my God I can't stop laughing. Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha." Tiya pouted on his words but she also joined him in his laughter. After a few minutes the whole lobby area was filled with their high pitched laugh.

My brothers responded in unison before giggling silently. “So I guess I'm the only one that's annoyed?” He responded with a confused look on his face. “Trust me you are not the only one,” Keith smiled mischievously before he picked up a cocktail. “You could say the same for me also,” Kaleb added with a sly grin. “You all are clowns,” my words were slow and measured. “I'm dead serious about that.” “Cheers to being a clown,” Malum spoke after picking his own glass of cocktail after the others.

Why did I fell on his antics? "I want to record your expression but I can't. I can't stop myself from laughing," he said, still laughing. How annoying. I want to strangle him until he's out of breath. "Are you applying to be a clown? Seriously, your jokes aren't funny at all. They are lame." I shouldn't talk to him, he's not serious at all. I was about to leave when he held me on my wrist. Katherine's waiting for me at the cafeteria for Pete's sake. What does this man wanted on me? I really don't have time for his sh*ts.

Don't I look pathetic? A tissue appeared right in front of me. I was silent for a few moments. The tissue owner is none other than someone wearing a clown costume. The clown face is wearing a colorful mask with a round nose. I chuckled as the clown danced while rubbing his bloated belly, maybe the size of his belly is the same size as 2 basketball. "Take this tissue from this handsome clown. You don't have to worry, I'm not a bad person." The clown wrote on the small blackboard he was carrying.