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Alexander Morrison doesn't love me, nor does he love our daughter. The only person he loves is his first love, Charlotte Clarke. To maintain his perfect image in Charlotte's eyes, he only allows our daughter to call him "Uncle Alex". This continues until Charlotte becomes pregnant and goes abroad to marry someone else. Alexander drinks himself into oblivion and finally decides to marry me. When he comes home, our daughter gives him 100 forgiveness coupons. I tell him that once those 100 coupons are used up, I'll take our daughter and leave him forever. He holds us both tightly in his arms, swearing he will never make us sad again. During the initial few years of our secret marriage, he indeed does exceptionally well, as not a single coupon is used. That is, until Charlotte returns to the country with her daughter. Every time he abandons me and our daughter for Charlotte and her child, I tear off one forgiveness coupon. Now, only three coupons remain.

Jenny posted a picture of me and her brother, who had an intellectual disability. The caption? "Finally, a happy ending!" The comments were all the same: "Is this your sister-in-law? She’s gorgeous!" I simply replied with a question mark, but Jenny ignored me and responded to someone else instead. "She's kinda my sister-in-law, yes!" It didn't take long for Steven to call me, his tone full of anger. "It was just a little edit, do you really have to blow things out of proportion?" Half an hour later, Jenny posted another photo of her sitting in Steven's luxury car, and even tagged me in it. "We may not be related by blood, but this big brother of mine has always been my rock!" Steven commented. "I'll always be here." I knew he was trying to get a rise on me on purpose to appease Jenny, but I didn't grace them with a reply this time. All I did was like the post and file for divorce.

The day Jasper Carter's terminally ill ex, Natalie Klutz, gave birth, his parents—Josephine and Raymond—hired ten bodyguards to keep me, his actual wife, out of the hospital. But I never showed. Josephine clutched Natalie's hand. "She's not getting near you or the baby." Jasper wiped Natalie's forehead. "Relax. Dad's got men at every door. If Emily shows, we'll toss her." Hours passed. Still no me. Jasper finally let himself breathe. He didn't get what my deal was. He was just granting Natalie's dying wish—to be a mom. The second the nurse handed over the crying baby, he smiled like everything was finally worth it. If I came tomorrow and said sorry, he'd forgive me. Hell, he'd even let me raise the kid. What he didn't know? I had just submitted my paperwork. I'd leave the country, join Doctors Without Borders, and ghost him for good.

My husband was sterile. Necrospermia, they said. His brother was in a coma and had no partner. Their mother wanted me to sleep with both of them and get knocked up with the family's heir. I refused and applied for a divorce. Ninety-nine times. Ninety-nine failures. Then, I put in the hundredth application. When that failed, I agreed to my mother-in-law's request, holding a pregnancy test result. My husband disagreed. That night, he stopped me before I could sleep with his brother. Harshly, he said, "My mother was just testing you. I can't believe you'd get pregnant with the illegitimate child." I was amused and annoyed. "You're the one who said yes, as long as I could get pregnant with your family's heir."

Secrets books is a compilation of different stories uner the Consunji - VEjar series/ universe. Please feel free to enjoy each chapter. Thanks you!

Mr. Hottie and I (He is a flirt, she is crazy) Genre: Romance, Comedy, Erotic Tags: hatred, love, jealousy, pranks, schemes, contract married, billionaires, highschool, sex, suspense…..etc Location: America Written by - Tema SYNOPSIS Hot, intelligent, successful and heart stoppingly handsome - those are words that Xander Richards is quite familiar with, he is a young billionaire in his final year of high school. Topping all that, is the fact that he is the only successor to his father's business empire. His gleaming ivory skin, rich black, combed over hair, delectable pink lips and perfect masculine figure have most girls fawning over him, in their eyes he is but a Greek god. Despite his cold heart, he loves all the attention he gets yet, considers all girls sluts who want attention and seeks to get it at any cost until he meets Eva Luna. Her headstrong attitude catches his attention and he immediately dislikes her for not falling in love with him like most girls. Eva Luna has more than a handful of screws loose, she is a crazy high school final year student. She was born with affluence at her beck and call but chooses not to flaunt it. She owns chains of companies. She is very beautiful, intelligent and a mean prankster, her golden skin, red hair and blue - hazel eyes are guaranteed to ensnare every heart. She butts heads with Xander from their first encounter and dislikes him immediately because of his sardonic nature and his reputation as a flirt. Alas, the tides of hate can be easily swayed, especially when adventures are thrown. Can there ever be a chemistry between the two?

before all man can remember, monsters roam our lands, special group of people named keepers has known the history of how monsters were vanquished and removed from our world. all monsters are now fiction, can be read in books and heard in legends, however, another group of people seeks chaos and want to free these monsters known only from our books and legends.

WARNING: THIS STORY MAY CONTAIN SEXUAL AND STEAMY ACTIONS, FRAUDULENT AND CRIMINAL ACTS, FOUL WORDS AND OTHER ILLEGAL DOINGS. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. Dahil sa isang engkwentrong naganap sa kanilang delikadong misyon ay nabulag si Ramiro Castillejo at siya’y inalis sa Black Underground Organization. He worked alone, he became an outcast. Sa kanyang galing sa pagiging assassin ay nabansagan siyang “The Blind Hitman” ng mga taong nakakakilala sa kanya ngunit meron siyang isang napakalaking problema, iyon ay ang organization na binalikan siya at ngayon ay nakikita siya bilang isang kaaway at isang malaking banta na dapat ng patahimikin at iligpit. Dahil sa pagbabanta ng organization sa kanyang buhay ay natagpuan niya ang sarili sa isa sa mga malalaki at maiimpluwensyang crime family sa Pilipinas, iyon ay ang Casa Clemente at ang tumatayong Don ay ang matalik niyang kaibigan na si Aarav Clemente. Pinangakuan siya nito ang kayamanan at proteksyon sa isang kundisyon, iyon ay ang patayin ang kalabang crime family ng mga Clemente, ang mga Fortez at ang main target nito si Don Octavio Fortez. Handa na sana siyang patayin ito at gawin ang pinapatrabaho ni Aarav ngunit isang babae ang sisira ng mga plano niya. Si Eleizha Fortez na nag iisang anak ni Don Octavio. Eleizha is smart, fun, sweet and a cheerful lady at hindi niya akalaing anak ito ng mafia boss dahil mabait ito at mapagmahal. Nagustuhan at tinanggap siya ni Eleizha sa kabila ng kanyang kapansanan at ngayon lamang siya nakaramdam ng ganon sa tanang buhay niya. Magawa niya pa kayang patayin ang tatay nito kung may espesyal na puwang na sa puso niya ang dalaga?

Isang simpling pamumuhay ang mayroon s'ya ngunit nagulo ang lahat ng biglang dumating sa buhay n'ya ang isang lalaki at sapilitan s'yang kinuha para dalhin sa bahay nito. Gusto n'yang tumanggi ngunit paano n'ya gagawin iyon kung nakakawala sa huwisyo ang kagwapohang taglay nito. Kaya n'ya kayang labanan ang taglay nitong karisma kung sa umpisa pa lang ay parang hinihigop na ng mga mata nito ang kan'yang buong kaluluwa? Paano kung sa pagsama n'ya rito ay may matutuklasan s'ya tungkol sa kan'yang pagkatao? Ano ang mestiryo na dala ng lalaki na kumuha sa kan'ya? Kakayanin n'ya kaya ang kan'yang matutuklasan?

Dahil sa isang gabing pakikipagsiping ni Nellia sa isang bilyonaryo na nagngangalang Anderson. Kailan man hindi na siya pinakawalan nito. Subalit, isang araw bumalik ang fiance ni Anderson at ginawa ang lahat para mawala sa buhay ni Anderson si Nelia. Isang araw binalita ni Menda na buntis siya kay Anderson. Subalit, nagawa pa rin ni Nelia ang tanggapin ang lahat. Hanggang sa nalaman na rin ni Nelia na buntis rin siya Kay Anderson. Ngunit isang lalaking kaibigan ni Anderson ay nagawang magpanggap na siya ang ama sa dinadala ni Nelia.