Novel & Cerita Comedy Texting

Signal that someone is texting. I took it from the purse then opened it. A new chat from Vish came to me. Doesn't this guy get tired of talking to me? He is always the first to chat. :Hi again. Can I ask something? If it's not too much hehe. Smiled because of the way of his text. I typed a reply. :Hello! Yes, sure you can! I replied. :Where are you from? Where do you live? :I'm currently in Canada with my family

I searched around till I found the bathroom and freshened up, trying to get back to myself and carry on with my day. I pulled the phone out of my pocket and texted Cara, checking up on her. My eyebrows pulled closer as I read through our previous messages. Apparently, I had drunk-texted her last night about my whereabouts, half of my words were misspelled with a bunch of emojis in between. I even had sent her many selfies of myself with a bunch of texts explicitly explaining the type of sex I will be giving her tonight. Oh wow, I am even blunter when drunk.

28pm: I’m at a party, why on earth am I texting you? Oh. Me, 10.28pm: Because I’m more fun…? I cross my fingers and hope he notices the really heavy sarcasm. He does. Jude, 10.29pm: Yeah right. I gotta go. Me, 10.29pm: You haven’t even heard the good news yet. Jude, 10.30pm: Oh? Me, 10.30pm: No shady appointments for me. Jude, 10.31pm: Oh, did she already get busted?

Grabbing my phone, I frowned when I saw a text from the devil itself, "CconviNCceee mnhy daaasd tob lkjrseasve." I believe that means Convince my dad to leave. Wow, he's good in typing messages without looking at it properly. SARCASM. I smiled, then said out loud, "What if I don't?" He smirked while Tan looked confused, "What if you don't?" Tan asked. Vibrate. CFRRAXZZXDFYYHGDAATTER. Crazy Hater. Fine.

I’d known it would be a quiet day and I’d told myself it would be a great chance to study. Then Rig texted me. And he was stupid cute. And funny. My stomach had trilled when I saw his name on my phone. He’d made me snort-laugh with the whole mancard conversation. But when I caught myself grinning at the phone and trying to come up with a funny reply, I’d stopped cold.

TRUST ME, YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL BETTER. I_pooped UGH, FINE! I WILL TEXT HIM...BUT, IF HE SAYS ONE RUDE WORD, I AM OUT. I_love_my_mommy OKAY, THAT'S ACCEPTABLE, FOR NOW. I_pooped BYE, GUYS. IT'S MY FUNERAL. Cereal_killer DRAMA QUEEN. Yes_you_suck QUEEN REMINDS ME, SO CHLOE... Noah's_wifey OH NO. I_love_my_mommy

Was about to reply, when another text popped up. Unknown number 💬: Need me to remind your little ex why he never should’ve messed with my ice-tongued princess?

Me: “It was spirit gum, thank you very much.” Xiabao: “Same difference. You looked like a discount drag king.” Me: “Rude.” Xiabao: “Honest.” Me: “Fine. Friends. But if you out me… ” Xiabao: “Never. Pinky swear.” I actually laughed out loud at that. Kael: “What’s so funny?” “Nothing!” Jax: “Bullshit.” Ryker: “He’s texting her.” “How do you know it's her?” I shot back.

I noticed him texting someone, so I asked: “Who are you texting?” “Raf,” he answered and laughed. Looks like it was a really funny joke. I heard my phone beeping, so I took it and while eating, I started reading my new texts. In group SHUT UP BITCHES Yeah, we called our group SHUT UP BITCHES. It’s funny, you know. Mia: Are you at school already? Jeremy: I am, but you aren’t. I am waiting for you, idiots.

This company is a significant factor in our collective celebrity status. As I voice my intention to reach out to someone through a text message, I make a move to grab my phone. However, the person in front of me relents and gives me a nod of approval. After finishing his meal and swallowing, he begins to speak. "She couldn't stop yawning during our trip back from the state park. She didn't arrive home until three in the morning," he types out in another text message. "I should have known she would wake up." His gaze shifts towards me. "She suffers from FOMEFT."