Funny First Text Novels & Stories

I KNOW, YOU MUST HAVE HAD YOUR REASONS. BUT, STILL, IT WAS GOOD THE WAY IT WAS...YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER TEXTED ME AGAIN. The_real_prince_charming UHM...SURE, AS IF I COULD HAVE RESISTED AFTER SEEING YOUR, 'I LIKE YOU, NOAH' TEXT. Chloe_awesome_scott ... THAT WAS UM...TYPO, AUTOCORRECT...WHATEVER. I WAS NOT SERIOUS. CONSIDER IT AS A JOKE, AND MOVE ON. The_real_prince_charming

“Did he text you at all?” Alex did not recall seeing any messages this morning. He shuffled into his pocket for his phone. “I don’t think so. Let me check.” He flipped the phone open. There were no notifications on the screen to inform him that he had any messages, but he opened up his message folder anyway and sure enough there was a text from his friend Danny. “Huh, how did I miss that?” he said, looking over the text. It was a short message that read, ‘Yo, I ain’t gonna be in school today. Had a rough morning lol.’ Alex snickered as he read his friend’s text. “That was kind of an unearned ‘lol,’" he mumbled as he put his phone away.

Grabbing my phone, I frowned when I saw a text from the devil itself, "CconviNCceee mnhy daaasd tob lkjrseasve." I believe that means Convince my dad to leave. Wow, he's good in typing messages without looking at it properly. SARCASM. I smiled, then said out loud, "What if I don't?" He smirked while Tan looked confused, "What if you don't?" Tan asked. Vibrate. CFRRAXZZXDFYYHGDAATTER. Crazy Hater. Fine.

The message was simple and straightforward but it was more than that. Now, she had the moment when she read her first text from Aiden in her memory. She’d never felt so excited to open a text from a man. She stared at her phone as she thought of the right words to say. He asked if she was having fun at the party, did he really care or he asked for formality's sake? It was most likely the latter anyway. “I didn’t know you’d text me” she answered innocently. “Also, the game starts by six and it’s just mid afternoon so we have enough time”

[Boringggg😭] [Kitten,why are you crying? [Do you want me to pick you up? Are you feeling unwell? Is it the IUD?] I received two messages from him at once, and I didn't know if I should laugh or even cry. Ethan didn't understand the use of the emoji and sent me two texts in a row. I felt my lips pull up in a smile as I stared at the text. It felt cute to see this ignorant side of Ethan. I texted him back. [I am fine, you oldie.]

That was hot as fuck. I picked up my phone and began to text her. The text that led to all that happened under the table. 'What are you thinking about?' Her phone beeped and she grabbed to read the message. Her cheeks turned pink after reading and she dropped her fork and began to type fastly. 'That was your punishment, wasn't it?' When I saw that, I couldn't help but chuckle, then another message came in. 'I see you find it hilarious, you asshole' I lifted the corners of my lips for a deep smirk, then began typing 'You weren't calling me an asshole when I had my fingers on your wet panties'

He added. "My first time here, you must be active on this app." She texted again smiling, hoping it was a good joke. "It's my first time actually, some things aren't hard to figure out, common sense." She read and didn't know what to reply. "You do stay here in city S right?" He texted after she didn't text back. "Yeah." "Good." She read his text not knowing what to reply again." You are beautiful." He let her know and was a little surprised when he didn't get a thanks from her.

I had to pretend like I was invested in the proposals of my top managers, when my body had suddenly grown hot. I wanted to respond, to say something sharp, something detached. Instead, I saved the damn picture. And from that moment on, it became routine. The texts started small—details about her day, random jokes, things that had no business amusing me. Such as; “Did you know Dolphins aren't truly the cute angels that cartoons make them out to be?” “You don’t use emojis, or stickers, or GIFs. Such a boring texter.”

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

Without the anatomy lesson this time. Wait. She hadn't blocked me? She had made a pun back? "Wow," I breathed. "Maybe I have a second chance..." I started typing a reply, my fingers flying. 'Message received. Baggage-free zone from here on out. How about we start over? I’m Greg. I like spicy food and I promise to keep my trousers on for at least the first three messages.' I hit send, feeling a grin spread across my face. Suddenly, a shadow fell over the screen.