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The Devouring Queen is a paranormal revenge fantasy set between a blood drenched Lycan kingdom and a starving vampire empire, where every moon can crown a monarch or claim a corpse. The story follows Elara, once a gentle Luna who was betrayed and murdered on her wedding night. Instead of finding peace, she awakens three years in the past inside the stolen body of a hidden vampire princess. She returns to life in a world already preparing for her death, because in thirty nights the Lycan King must kill his true mate to awaken an ancient god beast. Now two women wear the same face, and only one can survive the prophecy that hungers for blood. Elara, reborn as a ghost wearing royal skin, abandons innocence and embraces the power she never had in her first life. With a quiet voice and a predator’s smile, she steps into a kingdom filled with secrets, manipulations and creatures who underestimate her. Cassius, the beautiful and broken Lycan King, is trapped between the woman he once loved, the version he helped destroy, and a prophecy that demands sacrifice. Their love is poisonous, irresistible and destined to end in ruin. As the nights slip away, Elara weaves a dark game of power and deception. She announces a false pregnancy, visits the chained original bride under midnight moons, and manipulates courts and armies with deadly grace. The mirrors around her begin to bleed, the lies thicken, and the prophecy tightens like a noose. The climax erupts in a courtyard filled with fallen soldiers, where the two identical brides tear the king apart to decide which destiny will rule. The kingdoms that remain have only two choices: kneel or burn.

A night of being drunk had gotten her entangled with the most desired bachelor. The handsome sexy Chris Evans. Ivy had only planned to have fun but After that night, she had become his. Chris Evans had come knocking on her door, claiming she belongs to him. She couldn't believe she had been drawn into the world of the elite in the country. Chris was born with a silver spoon but at 27, he had upgraded to a shiny golden spoon. He was a big name in the world of the rich. The world of the highest and richest. On that list, he was number one. No one comes close to him. Chris had lost his control for the first time in his life and that was because of a drunk girl in a red gown. That had never happened which means, she belonged to him and no one else. He had to have her at all costs and that meant, taking her... What would happen when she jumps into a relationship faster than she had planned and the attraction keeps getting stronger? How would they control the urge?

He makes you touch the sky when he’s between your legs, claiming your body with a passion that dismantles your defenses. He takes root in your chest, reaches the darkest corners of your mind — and it excites you. Maybe that’s what connected you two. He saw your worst side and loved you. You saw his worst and loved him back. DON, The Pitbull — as he became known for his brutal bites inside São Paulo’s fighting rings — arrived in the city while fleeing a barbaric crime, forced to rebuild his life in the shadows. Today, he is the “King of Tartarus,” ruler of an underground fight club sponsored by powerful businessmen and corrupt politicians. On a cold São Paulo night, his path collides with that of a reckless, drunken girl who runs him over on a deserted street. From that encounter, an uncontrollable obsession is born between them. Louise lives in a world opposite to Don’s. Wealthy, the daughter of influential figures, she once had a perfect life — until she discovered it was nothing but an illusion. It’s when the criminal steps in that she finds her emergency exit. Don is the shot of adrenaline she desperately craves. He is the drug that intoxicates her. The punishment she deserves. And Louise can’t resist. The attraction between them is forbidden, and little by little it awakens the darkest instincts within the criminal. It’s as if he can see a side of Louise that no one else can — a side she fights fiercely to keep hidden. Lou knows Don carries a disturbing past. That he is dangerous and violent. But what should make her afraid and push her away is also what excites her… and fuels a ravenous desire.

Semua orang tahu kalau istri Kaisar Prabaswara adalah Raya, namun tidak semua orang tahu kalau pernikahan itu hanya pernikahan terpaksa. Yang sebenarnya sang aktor telah memiliki kekasih dan Raya hanyalah istri di atas kertas. Kai tak hanya pandai bermain peran di layar kaca, melainkan di dunia nyata juga. Akankah pernikahan mereka berlangsung lama?

Kehidupan Raya Maulida tidaklah mulus. Ketika tengah hamil besar, wanita itu harus dihadapkan dengan badai besar pada pernikahannya. Sang suami—Raihan Mahardika kedapatan berselingkuh dengan wanita paruh baya. Di tengah rasa sakit, ia pun harus dirundung nestapa atas kematian bayi yang dilahirkannya sendirian. Mertua pun turut menyalahkan Raya atas kematian bayinya. Setelah kepergian anaknya, kehidupan Raya semakin menderita. Ia terus dipaksa sang mertua untuk memeras ASInya setiap hari, tanpa tahu bahwa ASI itu diberikan untuk seorang bayi presdir tampan dengan mengatasnamakan adik iparnya.

Ano na lang ang gagawin mo kapag nagising ka sa isang unknown room at kasama mo ang taong tinataguan mo for five long years? Isang sign ba ito to start over again or way ito para masira niyo ang buhay ng isa't isa?

🔞 Three single guys. One hopeless romantic. A fake dating experiment that’s about to explode into a real heat. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Layla's dating life has been such a disaster. At 28, she has had 120 failed dates, been left at the altar once, and her latest guy literally escaped out a bathroom window on their first date. 😩 Desperate for a real relationship before 30, she turns to her three gorgeous neighbors—the charming ex-rugby player Zack, grumpy analyst Josh, and her gentle ex-teacher Luke—who host the hit podcast Three Single Guys. Their wild idea was to Fake date her on air to teach her flirting, kissing, sexting, and everything in between. One "lesson" per guy. Strictly practice. For the ratings. But as the fake dates turn steamy, jealousy flares, and old heartbreaks resurface... Layla realizes she's not practicing anymore. She is falling for all three men. Why choose one when you can have them all? ❤️‍🔥 Come turn the pages if you are looking for a steamy hot reverse harem story that would keep you busy this holiday season. Reverse harem romance | Friends to lovers | Fake dating | Spicy lessons | HEA guaranteed

Trauma masa lalu membuat Kirani Aina Apsarini memiliki ketakutan dengan orang yang berbicara keras atau membentak. Hanya saja, Kiran justru harus memiliki atasan seperti Lintang Amir Wijananto yang berwatak keras! Kiran berusaha menghindar, tapi mengapa Naumira--bocah kecil yang kerap memanggil Amir papi--tampak ingin dekat dengannya?!

✨ Sinopsis Novel "Cinta yang Datang Tanpa Isyarat" Bagi Aruna, cinta bukan lagi prioritas. Setelah ditinggalkan tanpa alasan lima tahun lalu di ambang pernikahan, ia memilih membangun dinding tinggi di hatinya. Hidupnya kini hanya berputar di antara kesibukan kantor dan kesepian yang sudah lama ia anggap biasa. Namun, semua mulai berubah ketika ia bertemu dengan Rakha, seorang arsitek misterius yang hadir di saat paling tak terduga—di tengah hujan dan hati yang enggan terbuka. Ada sesuatu di mata pria itu, sesuatu yang membuat Aruna merasa dilihat lebih dari sekadar apa yang ia tunjukkan. Saat Aruna mulai belajar membuka hati, bayang-bayang masa lalu kembali menghantuinya. Dio, pria yang pernah menghancurkan hatinya, muncul lagi dengan permintaan maaf dan alasan yang selama ini ia sembunyikan. Di antara dua pria yang membawa cerita berbeda, Aruna dihadapkan pada pilihan sulit: Menggenggam masa lalu yang nyaris membuatnya hancur, atau mengambil risiko mencintai seseorang yang hadir tanpa peringatan. Namun, apa yang Aruna tak tahu—Rakha pun menyimpan rahasia. Dan terkadang, cinta yang datang tanpa isyarat membawa luka yang lebih dalam dari yang pernah ia bayangkan. #RomansaDewasa #CintaSegitiga #SecondChance #MisteriMasaLalu #PertemuanTakTerduga #DramaRomantis #HealingJourney #MoveOnOrStay

Aria once believed in forever—until her husband Zane Callahan shattered her world with a divorce that felt like a death sentence. Broken, betrayed, and bleeding from the loss of their unborn child, she disappeared into the shadows and rebuilt herself as a one-week wife-for-hire. No strings. No scars. No emotions. Until Kane Callahan walked in. He needed a bride to inherit his dying father's empire. She needed one more contract before vanishing again. But one thing neither expected? The tangled past that bound them—because Kane is Zane’s estranged brother. Aria swore she would never love again. Kane swore he would never forgive. But secrets don’t stay buried. And neither do hearts that never truly stopped beating. By Monday, the contract ends. By Monday, someone will break! By Monday, a love built on lies might just be the only truth worth saving.