Contoh Teks Humor

Meski sudah menikah, keluarganya tak pernah berhenti mengintimidasi dan meminta uang kapan saja, sementara orang-orang yang iri selalu berusaha menjatuhkan Hana. Mulai dari teror lewat pesan teks berantai, maupun bullyan verbal saat Hana muncul di ruang publik. Hingga suatu hari, sebuah rahasia akhirnya terbongkar kalau ternyata orangtua yang selama ini merawat Hana bukanlah orangtua kandungnya.

“Jangan terus siksa Madam seperti ini, Lex. Please, Lex! Lakukan, Lex, oooh…!” Itu adalah contoh salah racauan dari seorang wanita sosialita, ketika menghendaki agar Alex berbuat lebih jauh terhadap dirinya.

She is a Lady, but she spews profanities like they were made for her. She is what you would call....A F*cking Lady. ....••••••.... Zylith Sanders was a mundane teenager until one-day she was sucked into a wash basin and somehow ridiculously ended up in a feudal world without her beloved games and movies. To make matters worse, she was sold off by slave traders to the horrid Noble house of Ronales as a petty maid. But that was not the end of her worries, Dear Zylith, the feminist had a long struggle ahead of her when she meets the mighty King of this feudal kingdom and becomes his pretend consort. With a king that likes to poke deadly humor at her, and a bamby girl who wanted nothing to do with the ancients. How will the poor teenage feminist cope with only her sarcastic mouth to rely on! Just dive in and read on to find out Zylith Sander's romantic plight.

When the Wanix Enchanters and the Luan Pack ended their alliance decades ago, the Wanix took their magic and made their own kingdom. Zelda is the newly appointed Empress of Gynem who leads with ease, humor and sarcasm. Meanwhile the Luan Pack is led by the ever confident Alpha Hunter. When half his pack is slaughtered, they seek refuge in Gynem in order to restore their once powerful alliance with the Wanix. Upon meeting, Zelda and Hunter immediately get off on the wrong foot, but with the dreaded Aleni threatening to take over their land, they must work together to save everything they hold dear. Can they overcome differing opinions, poor flirting and a tempting Beta in order to save their land or are they doomed?

“Nak, bukan begitu caranya….” Setelah mengalami kecelakaan, anak tiriku jadi seperti anak kecil berusia tujuh delapan tahun. Suamiku ingin meneruskan garis keturunan, jadi dia mencarikan istri untuk anaknya, seorang gadis yang juga mengalami keterbatasan dalam perkembangan mental. Namun, mereka berdua terlalu polos, sama sekali tidak tahu cara menjalani kehidupan suami istri. Aku yang harus mengajari menantuku, bahkan sampai harus memberi contoh langsung pada anak tiriku….

Bagi Alena, menikah adalah keputusan terbaik yang pernah ia buat dalam hidupnya. Apalagi jika menikah dengan orang yang kamu cintai. Ansen adalah contoh nyata laki-laki paling beruntung di dunia. Ia menikahi gadis kaya dengan milyaran aset serta memiliki sifat yang lembut dan pengertian. Tapi, menikah tak pernah semulus itu. Selalu ada kerikil yang akan menghalangi mereka. Cinta, benci, kemarahan, dan balas dendam selalu menjadi momok menakutkan dalam sebuah hubungan. Bagaimana kisah keduanya? Terlebih salah satu dari mereka menyimpan dendam.

Warning 21+!! Berawal dari tantangan yang Jesslyn lakukan untuk membuktikan apakah Arion, atasannya itu yang di gosipkan seorang Gay, justru menyeretnya untuk terus berhubungan dengannya. Karena keadaan lah yang membuat Jesslyn bertahan dengan pekerjaan yang Arion beri untuknya, sebagai pemuas nafsu laki-laki itu, tentu membuat harga dirinya jatuh namun apa pedulinya itu jika uang yang lebih penting? Arion yang tak pernah tertarik dengan wanita manapun setelah masalalu yang membuatnya tak lagi tertarik dengan wanita justru menarik Jesslyn ke dalam kehidupannya. Ketika rasa nyaman dan cinta itu tumbuh sanggupkah ia melepas Jesslyn dan mengingkari janjinya pada sang masalalu? ... Cover by Pinterest Teks by Canva

"I told you, didn't I? I instructed you, Jane. I clearly warned you not to even go towards that area but you had to be adamant..." Allen fumed. "I was just being curious about..." "And do you love the result of your curiosity now?!" He shouted at her and she hid her face away. "I...I am sorry." She apologized meekly. She didn't expect it to end up this way. "I am very disappointed in you." He replied and walked away. ____________ Things took a three-sixty-degree turn for Jane and Alex after she decided to do what she wanted. However, her return from the strange land exposed her secret that she wasn't even aware of and opened the human world to more danger which was unexpected. Different emotions sprung up from different individuals but regardless of their feelings, they needed to find the key to shutting THAT world but it required one thing - a soul. Between Jane and Alex, who would it be? Will love allow fate or will it go against fate to have it rewritten? Don't miss out on this interesting story. There are a lot of twists that will make you smile, laugh, and even gasp. Don't let's forget about the humor too. (⁠✷⁠‿⁠✷⁠) ~~~~~~~~~ Please endeavor to read Volume 1 so you can understand the concept of Volume 2. Check out my other books too: = The Maniac Son of A Mafia. = The CEOs Rejected Bride = Meeting Mr. Ice Volume 1. They are all completed. Thank you.

A letter in crimson ink. A name she hasn’t heard in years. A place that doesn’t exist on any map. Bestselling author Sloane Maren receives a single line in an unmarked envelope: “Come to Elandra Isle. One guest. One week. One truth.” No signature. No explanation. Just the haunting certainty that someone knows what she did. Drawn by a past she’s tried to forget, Sloane arrives at the remote island estate expecting closure. Instead, she finds Theo—the man who once shattered her trust—waiting with secrets of his own. Each night unravels something darker. Each touch uncovers a memory she buried deep. And someone on the island is watching her.. As old passions ignite and hidden agendas surface, Sloane must decide what’s real and what was always a lie. Because some truths are written in blood. And some invitations should never be accepted.

BLURB Zara, a young lady whose entire life was ruined by her husband, Armstrong, and his mistress, Victoria. She left her son all alone at home just to come and remind Armstrong about their child's birthday, but she was framed by Victoria. Armstrong got Zara arrested. She had to spend the night in the police cell, leaving her son alone at home. When she was bailed out, she rushed home, only to find her son was lying lifeless in the living room. She filed for a divorce and vowed to avenge her son's death. After her divorce, she found out she was pregnant. ************* Armstrong never loved Zara, but when he received the news that she was giving birth to his child, he panicked. He couldn't let her go, he had to win his child and ex-wife back. He couldn't bear to see another man taking care of his ex-wife and child. Will he succeed in winning Zara back?