Contoh Teks Humor

Meski sudah menikah, keluarganya tak pernah berhenti mengintimidasi dan meminta uang kapan saja, sementara orang-orang yang iri selalu berusaha menjatuhkan Hana. Mulai dari teror lewat pesan teks berantai, maupun bullyan verbal saat Hana muncul di ruang publik. Hingga suatu hari, sebuah rahasia akhirnya terbongkar kalau ternyata orangtua yang selama ini merawat Hana bukanlah orangtua kandungnya.

“Jangan terus siksa Madam seperti ini, Lex. Please, Lex! Lakukan, Lex, oooh…!” Itu adalah contoh salah racauan dari seorang wanita sosialita, ketika menghendaki agar Alex berbuat lebih jauh terhadap dirinya.

She is a Lady, but she spews profanities like they were made for her. She is what you would call....A F*cking Lady. ....••••••.... Zylith Sanders was a mundane teenager until one-day she was sucked into a wash basin and somehow ridiculously ended up in a feudal world without her beloved games and movies. To make matters worse, she was sold off by slave traders to the horrid Noble house of Ronales as a petty maid. But that was not the end of her worries, Dear Zylith, the feminist had a long struggle ahead of her when she meets the mighty King of this feudal kingdom and becomes his pretend consort. With a king that likes to poke deadly humor at her, and a bamby girl who wanted nothing to do with the ancients. How will the poor teenage feminist cope with only her sarcastic mouth to rely on! Just dive in and read on to find out Zylith Sander's romantic plight.

When the Wanix Enchanters and the Luan Pack ended their alliance decades ago, the Wanix took their magic and made their own kingdom. Zelda is the newly appointed Empress of Gynem who leads with ease, humor and sarcasm. Meanwhile the Luan Pack is led by the ever confident Alpha Hunter. When half his pack is slaughtered, they seek refuge in Gynem in order to restore their once powerful alliance with the Wanix. Upon meeting, Zelda and Hunter immediately get off on the wrong foot, but with the dreaded Aleni threatening to take over their land, they must work together to save everything they hold dear. Can they overcome differing opinions, poor flirting and a tempting Beta in order to save their land or are they doomed?

“Nak, bukan begitu caranya….” Setelah mengalami kecelakaan, anak tiriku jadi seperti anak kecil berusia tujuh delapan tahun. Suamiku ingin meneruskan garis keturunan, jadi dia mencarikan istri untuk anaknya, seorang gadis yang juga mengalami keterbatasan dalam perkembangan mental. Namun, mereka berdua terlalu polos, sama sekali tidak tahu cara menjalani kehidupan suami istri. Aku yang harus mengajari menantuku, bahkan sampai harus memberi contoh langsung pada anak tiriku….

Bagi Alena, menikah adalah keputusan terbaik yang pernah ia buat dalam hidupnya. Apalagi jika menikah dengan orang yang kamu cintai. Ansen adalah contoh nyata laki-laki paling beruntung di dunia. Ia menikahi gadis kaya dengan milyaran aset serta memiliki sifat yang lembut dan pengertian. Tapi, menikah tak pernah semulus itu. Selalu ada kerikil yang akan menghalangi mereka. Cinta, benci, kemarahan, dan balas dendam selalu menjadi momok menakutkan dalam sebuah hubungan. Bagaimana kisah keduanya? Terlebih salah satu dari mereka menyimpan dendam.

Warning 21+!! Berawal dari tantangan yang Jesslyn lakukan untuk membuktikan apakah Arion, atasannya itu yang di gosipkan seorang Gay, justru menyeretnya untuk terus berhubungan dengannya. Karena keadaan lah yang membuat Jesslyn bertahan dengan pekerjaan yang Arion beri untuknya, sebagai pemuas nafsu laki-laki itu, tentu membuat harga dirinya jatuh namun apa pedulinya itu jika uang yang lebih penting? Arion yang tak pernah tertarik dengan wanita manapun setelah masalalu yang membuatnya tak lagi tertarik dengan wanita justru menarik Jesslyn ke dalam kehidupannya. Ketika rasa nyaman dan cinta itu tumbuh sanggupkah ia melepas Jesslyn dan mengingkari janjinya pada sang masalalu? ... Cover by Pinterest Teks by Canva

"I told you, didn't I? I instructed you, Jane. I clearly warned you not to even go towards that area but you had to be adamant..." Allen fumed. "I was just being curious about..." "And do you love the result of your curiosity now?!" He shouted at her and she hid her face away. "I...I am sorry." She apologized meekly. She didn't expect it to end up this way. "I am very disappointed in you." He replied and walked away. ____________ Things took a three-sixty-degree turn for Jane and Alex after she decided to do what she wanted. However, her return from the strange land exposed her secret that she wasn't even aware of and opened the human world to more danger which was unexpected. Different emotions sprung up from different individuals but regardless of their feelings, they needed to find the key to shutting THAT world but it required one thing - a soul. Between Jane and Alex, who would it be? Will love allow fate or will it go against fate to have it rewritten? Don't miss out on this interesting story. There are a lot of twists that will make you smile, laugh, and even gasp. Don't let's forget about the humor too. (⁠✷⁠‿⁠✷⁠) ~~~~~~~~~ Please endeavor to read Volume 1 so you can understand the concept of Volume 2. Check out my other books too: = The Maniac Son of A Mafia. = The CEOs Rejected Bride = Meeting Mr. Ice Volume 1. They are all completed. Thank you.

My blood ran cold. Not just because of the words, they’d done worse than the scheme. They mocked me. Rewrote my pain as a punchline. Danced on the grave of my dignity like it was confetti. I staggered back from the door, suddenly aware of how my hands were trembling. Of how my chest rose and fell like I was still being dragged underwater. I could still feel it, the betrayal. The nights I cried myself sick. The baby. The blood. The gaslighting. The cold stares. The silence. No, this wasn’t just a memory. It was a resurrection. I pressed my hand to my chest, grounding myself. This body? This moment? It was mine now. Not theirs. Not his. If this was a curse, I’d break it. If this was a second chance? I’d weaponize it. Let them laugh. Let them bask in their borrowed joy. Because from this moment on, I’m not playing the quiet, obedient pawn. I’m the storm they tried to silence. The reckoning wrapped in silk and scars. They don’t deserve peace. Not after what they did to me. I’ll make them feel it. The same agony, the same betrayal. No, worse. Double. And the Kensingtons? Oh, they won’t be spared either. Their blood's just as soaked in my suffering. I lived by their rules in my last life. In this one? They live by mine. And mercy? Yeah, I left that behind in the last timeline.

Manuel, a tactical billionaire with an ugly past now known as Donald along side his brother Miguel, a ruthless member of a mafia group now known as Mike are out to seek revenge on Mr Delmont the man who took the lives of their parents when they were just boys. Everything seems to be going according to plan until Donald meets a captivating woman, Rebecca at the bar. Rebecca is gentle, kind, and everything he never knew he needed. But she’s hiding something. Everyone is. She seems to have a normal life with a hunting past of an abusive father and a mother she loves so dearly. She seems like an open book. Donald falls in love too quickly. In their quest for revenge, something is not adding up. There is a rat amongst them and it could be the calmest person in the room. In a world driven by secrets, lies and betrayal. Would Rebecca choose loyalty to her bloodline or the man she has grown to love deeply.