Cop Jokes Novels & Stories

“Whatever you’re doing at ‘work’ tonight… hurry home. Both of you can fuck me senseless for all I care.” I snorted at my own joke, then immediately winced because yeah, that was a weird thing to say even alone. Little did I know how soon that joke was going to bite me right in the ass. And how much I was going to enjoy it when it did. [ You might be reading this wrong, but trust me, the real thrill is still ahead.^^]

, I said biting my lip to control my laughter as I look at him with fun-filled eyes, and he threw me an amused look, his lips twitching upwards in a smile as well. " Cow says who?", He asked and I nearly burst out laughing. "No, a cow says mooooo", I burst out laughing clapping my hands together and banging the floor with the heels of my foot as I cackled loudly. He chuckled as well more on me laughing than the actual joke. I clutched my stomach in pain and I wipe the tears that escaped my eye. " Now it's your turn", I said to him still chuckling a little and he shook his head.

"You sure look better now." "And you look... worse." As far as jokes went, it was a lame joke, one that would not have made anyone event crack a smile normally, but it somehow managed to crack us both up. A second later, Silas and I were laughing like loons, laughing our heads off, clutching the counter to keep from toppling over. Silas stopped to burp and that set us both off again. Silas's unsteady hands poured us both a large glass of whisky.

When my joke lands she tilts her head back to laugh, shaking her head as she looks at me. "You're ridiculous." She says. "You're smiling." I respond. She gives me that warm look again and I wonder what's going through her mind at this moment. "You got any other ones?" She asks and I wrack my brain for any other dad jokes. "Um... The circus lion ate the clown but didn't finish." I say. "Why?" She asks. "Because he tasted funny." I respond and Harper chuckles again. "More." She teases, but I just shrug.

I could hear his shudder even on the phone. "That mate can hear you.” I warned Cole with a chuckle. “Oh my goodness! You should have said that earlier, now I've impregnated you mistakenly!" He fake gasped. If there's anything I missed about Cole, it's his sense of humor. He could make you laugh even if you're in a deadly situation. The phone was snatched from my hand and placed back on Casper's table. I had doubled over in laughter. Cole had all the buttons to make Casper extremely jealous.

"Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared." Only when she'd had her fill of laughing did she turn back to face me. "Jillian, what makes a swindling fake socialite like you think you can act so high and mighty in front of me?" she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm doing the world a favor by making sure you don't go out and prey on other men." I had completely lost my patience.

He grins. “One moment they are ‘fuck you youngest child’ and in the next they want us to produce the next population of the country. It’s like ‘make up your mind will ya? Are we important or not?’”, He continues joking, eyes lighting up when he hears me chuckle a second time. “Yeah, literally”, I agree, having to lower my eyes. I feel far too ashamed. I not only chuckled at one of his jokes, but at two of them. And I did so because I actually found them funny.

The men stood up and shook the hands of the cops. “Officers, I don't know why y’all are here, but I am a man with a very high reputation to protect, and I have high regard for the laws of the country, so trust that I will never break them. I was thrusting my dick down my wife before y’all interrupted us” They all chuckled lightly and I did too. “We understand you, Mr Jordan. Maybe you are right, maybe we were pranked. Sorry for the inconvenience this visit might have caused you”

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.