Period Jokes Novels & Stories

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Would it be wrong for me to mention to Travis that his birthday used to be the same day that Japan and elite countries used to celebrate Respect for Aging Day? I think so. Also, he is angry at all the jokes that he has received and continues to receive for being with someone much younger than him.

“Are you allowed to make dead jokes about your parents?” “I know it’s rude,” he replied, grinning with zero shame. “It’s not supposed to be funny. But I get one morbid joke, don’t I? Don’t we all? Some day you’ll be making jokes about your family too.” I doubled over in laughter, the kind that shook my shoulders and made my ribs ache. Not because it was that funny, but because I needed it. Because it pulled me out of the heavy place in my mind where grief lived. Because he looked so happy saying such a thing when there was nothing to laugh about.

Then I finally sat across from him. Mostly because my legs were tired. Definitely not because I wanted company. The next hour passed surprisingly easily. Neither of us talked about the hearing. Or Victor. Or the fight. Or any of the things that mattered. Instead he told me about work. A disastrous meeting. Jason being an idiot. One of Julia’s wedding photos accidentally becoming a family group chat meme. By the time I realized it, I was laughing. Actually laughing. The sound startled me. Because it had been days.

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

Yeah, Juan is right that a person's birthday is yearly, not just sometimes. "You probably don't intend to make Andrew hear your jokes that aren't funny, do you?" I stopped laughing and looked at Shin. "The jokes I searched for are so funny, I just don't know why you don't laugh at them." "Because it's not funny. Next joke." "Okay. Okay, this is it. Listen and understand the joke I'm going to tell,"

And I treat Jeremy a lot of times in expensive restaurants and he always does the same to me, too. Give and take, as people say. He let out a chuckle. "You have a lot of money in your bank account." Our conversation went on and on even until we finished our food. Nothing. Just lame old jokes that never fail to crack us up and tell gossip about our co-workers who deserve to be gossiped about. Duh.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

Jae laughs at his friend in a light way I've never heard from him before, "And just to be clear, guys, I'm the one fucking Jae.” "You fucking wish. It's the other way around, bottom boy," Jae jokes and then the guys keep laughing about that, everyone dismissing Sophie and her friend easily. Both of them get up and walk away, sending me one last nasty look.