Novel & Cerita Cop Jokes

“You’re like a sister to me. So, fuck it. Any other girl? Hell no.” I couldn’t help but laugh, the absurdity hitting me full force. “You know what? You’re hilarious, Nelly. I remember when you were still so dry, making those lame jokes about ‘six seven’ and cracking up when no one else found it funny. Good old days.” “Huh? My jokes were actually funny, girl.” She poked my side playfully, feigning offense. “Your humor—and everyone else’s—was definitely broken.” “Yeah, sure,” I dragged out, giggling. “Six-seven,” I teased again, mimicking her old deadpan delivery.

They chuckle lightly at my joke and I'm glad it didn't go over their heads. “This is your first time meeting us”. One of the men says…I've genuinely forgotten his name and pack. “What do you think? Do you also think Fern is a dickhead?”. The Fern in question throws a butter knife, landing it perfectly between the man's hands on the table. “Shut up, Keren”. I can't tell if it's a joke but Keren doesn't flinch, just turns to me and shrugs in mock surrender. “I told you”. He says. The table chuckles again and I realize then that it must be a joke. What…a unique sense of humor.

“Hey there, I’m Marcel. Do you always look this uncomfortable at parties, or is it just tonight?” I couldn’t help but laugh. “I’m Sarah. And yeah, I guess clubs aren’t really my thing.” “Well, Sarah, you look like you could use a good time. How about a joke to lighten the mood?” I raised an eyebrow. “Alright, hit me.” Marcel leaned in a bit. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?” I shrugged, smiling. “Why?” “Because they make up everything.” I laughed, genuinely amused. “That’s actually pretty good.”

Rohan who had been introduced as Jay's older brother said, then winked at her. "If wishes were horses." Sana said. "And I don't want to be on the same team as you, you disgusting man child." Charlie snapped. "Oh baby, you know you want a piece of this." He leered. "I don't know who's more gross, Warren or you." Sana shuddered. "Hey! What did I do?" Warren protested. "Better check your pocket for used condoms." Charlie laughed, Jay and Sana joining in. It must have been some sort of inside joke, but with how leaky these people's mouths were, I was sure the rest of us will know all about it before the day ended.

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

he asked, taking a seat next to his friends on one of the free camping chairs they had brought. “What?” her eyes went huge, and Ramsay couldn’t help but laugh at the fact that she was a horrible liar. “Spill, Diamonds,” Mateo sniggered as well, looking around to make sure nobody was listening to them. No one was. Ani grimaced, glaring at her two friends. “Cooper,” she whispered, resulting in the boys’ jaws falling towards the ground. “Cooper?” Mateo whispered back in horror. “Which one?” Ramsay on the other hand erupted in laughter, throwing his head back—something his friends or the other Vipers didn’t see too often. By now, some of the older guys were throwing looks at them, surprised to f

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

Amy snapped at the guy who immediately did as he was told. “Getting pregnant in college is not only disgusting, it gives this ‘loser vibes’,” one of her friends, the blondie blurted, air quoting the ‘loser vibes’. “It gets nastier when the baby belongs to your stepbrother. I mean, how do you even moan for him?” Everyone laughed like we were in a standup comedy show. Cassie giggled. “I think I know. You say, ‘Ahhh, bro, pound your sister's pussy, give me that family jewel.’” She laughed as she cracked the joke, clutching her stomach as if she was running out of air from laughing excessively.

Steve laughed at his words and leaned back on the couch. - Werewolves? Well, you give, it was necessary to invent such a thing! And I already thought that something really serious, out of the ordinary, had happened! And you're just imagining! I even believed you at first! Well done, made me laugh! - Cole said with a wide smile, but, noticing that John was serious and there was not even a hint of a smile, he immediately asked warily. Are you being serious right now? - You know I can't joke. In all the time of our service, I have never joked on serious topics, except for yesterday.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked